i hate SPC!! *argh*

i really hate them..i hate them for what they did to me...i hate them for giving stupid and lame excuses..i hate them for giving me the i-dont-know-so-i-cant-do attitude..i hate them for whatever whatever whatever whatever..argh!!! i'm talking about the one near kovan... :)

almost every petrol station in singapore provides manual washing of cars and internal vacuuming...and it's not that expensive..the prices are rather similiar...washing cost about 6 bucks and vacuuming cost about 4 bucks...seeing that the car was so darn dirty...i drove it to that SPC petrol station, intending to have it washed and vacuum...

well...nothing went wrong with the washing...but when i asked for vacuuming, one of the guy told me.." sorry, we dont vacuum now, come back tomorrow okay? " blardy hell!! what the fuck???!! come back tomorrow? did he think that i just spent my time driving my car to petrol stations to have it cleaned and vacuumed?? i was so pissed that i replied.." no, i want to vacuum NOW! " and then the man got the cheek to tell me... " we dont vacuum at night and the person doing it is sleeping " what rubbish? if you dont do it at night..indicate on the price list and why is that person sleeping??? and so i replied " you didnt tell me that vacuuming is not available at night...and besides, why is that person sleeping? wake him up to vacuum for me..i want to vacuum now and i dont want to come back tomorrow... " seeing that i was so "determined"..the man went somewhere to look for that guy...and then later he came back and told me..." sorry, he's drunk already " and i was so pissed i replied..." so? i dont care if he's drunk or dead..i want to vacuum now... is his job getting drunk? where's your manager? " and the man replied... " he's from the morning shift...and the manager is not around... " this is so infuriating..how could they tell me the person in-charge of vacuuming was drunk and sleeping???!! fucking hell sia...so angry...what kind of rubbish is this?? so i insisted that one of them do the vaccuming for me..and guess what was the reply? " sorry miss, we all dont know how to vaccum...only he knows and he's sleeping already.... come back tomorrow " what the fuck? what is this "coming back tomorrow" thingy going on? did they really think i was so darn free that i could just "come back tomorrow"? very very pisssed...and so i said... " if dont know..LEARN...what's the point of having so many people around if you people refused to learn?? waste of money and resources... even i can vacuum if you bring the vacuum cleaner to me... " what a bunch of useless idiots SPC has employed!! in the end, i paid them for the car wash...and they told me.." you can come back tomorrow to vacuum... " and to which i replied..." come back tomorrow? I'm not coming back here ANYMORE... " argh!!!! this is so annoying!!!!!!!!!!!

how could they give such lame and stupid excuses just to stop me from vacuuming??? this is so horrible...i mean if they really dont feel like doing extra work and earning extra money..they could have said the vacuum is spoilt...and guess what, this excuse was used by another SPC petrol station along upper changi road...this is so infuriating...i am NOT going back to any SPC petrol station for any washing and vacuuming anymore...*pissed*

good things that happened...

indeed my granny's passing away is a sad thing...a very sad situation...everyone's sad....BUT she had indeed blessed each and every of us in every other little ways.... *smilez*

well, firstly, i must say..her funeral had gathered all the relatives together...when i was at her wake, that was the FIRST time that i have seen all my cousins of all age and sexes...all of them...i havent met or talked to them for donkey years..some of them dont even know who i am...but this funeral had gathered all of us together...talked to a few young cousins...so cute and funny...and i even sort of found a new clubbing khaki..hahahaha..one of my cousin live in singapore and we exchanged numbers and i could see ourselves going out more often...*laughs* just went velvet with her on thursday night..it was fabulous..she and her friends are damn freaking fun!!! also, i have seen some aunties whom i've never seen for a long time..and all the females of the family could just sit one corner and chat the night away while keeping vigilance..which i thought was really good family bonding...

well, not only had my granny brought about family togetherness..she had also brought wealth to us...*laughs* many of us have actually struck 4-D!! *laughs* one auntie strucked twice and in total i think she won 30,000....even my mum manged to win 300 bucks...although little but i think there are more to come as the numbers my granny gave is always appearing in random order for the past 2 weeks..*laughs* another auntie strucked the first prize...20,000!! although it's little money here and there...but hey, all these numbers were from my grandmother in one way or another...way to go granny!! more money please...*laughs*

in addition, my granny gave each of us some money...*grins* for the "internal" grandchildren..each of us will get 1000!! and for the "external" grandchildren, each family will get 1000! then each sons will get about 3000 and my mum got some jewellery and about 300 bucks!! although they are in ringgits as my granny is a malaysian..but hey, it's good money..i am not going to spend it at all...i even saved the money which she gave me as red packet this year...these money will be passed on to my children..if i have any that is...*laughs*

other than good things that happened..weird things happened too on her 7th day..it was believed that the spirit will retun on the 7th day to visit sons and daughters...well, apparently, many aunties heard footsteps outside the rooms on that night...antoher auntie heard someone talking beside her ear and my dad saw that the spoon was grossly displaced on the table...all these are actually "evidences" that my granny had returned the previous night to "visit" her sons and daughters...i have no idea if it's just human imagination but then again, i guess it's a way to tell us that granny was actually "safe and sound" in another world...*smilez*

thou shalt not commit adultery

one of the 10 commandments...according to my church, the 10 commandment no longer hold because Jesus has died for us and so we are no longer sinners...*pause* okay, i know this statement will bring many arguements from many people...but am not going there...this is what my church taught me and so that's it. period.

anyway, over this weekend, i have seen 2 cases of adultery...*gasps*

Case#1
Where: Plaza Singapura
When: approximately 845pm
Who: my uncle's friend
What:
i was with my brothers and uncle...we were going to have our dinner soon...as we were going up the escalator, my uncle saw his friend and greeted him...he went forward and said "hi" while we stood behind and watched..my brother commented:" wah, the wife quite pretty...eh, on 2nd thoughts, not wife, confirmed mistress " then we were just sniggering and all..but indeed, the "wife" is pretty...good figure and complexion...fair and slim..the guy, poseur - wore pants...so disgusting...to me, white pants only look good on korean actors...*laughs* anyway, later my uncle came back and said:" aiyoh, so horrible, he's got a wife and the wife's quite pretty...what audacity...with kids somemore...tsk tsk tsk " apparently, he's some CEO of some developer's company...and my uncle wonders why was he with another lady...

Case #2
Where: Drama Center at the Library
When: approximately 930pm
Who: my ex-boss
What: i went to watch "The Magic Fundoshi" with my uncle..it was a nice play..quite funny and interesting..anyway, the play finished and we were walking out..suddenly i saw this botak ang-moh..thought he looked really familiar...and the girl he was with..also looked familiar..then on closer examination..i realized...HE'S MY EX-BOSS!!! he's like the project executive of a BIG IT MNC...and he has even showed me picture of his wife and kids...but there he was with another chinese girl, my age, and i realized she's from my jc...hands interlocking...frankly speaking, i almost fainted...what is the world coming to??? is he a sugar daddy?? the girl is not pretty at all...rather plain-looking and a friend of mine suggested that she's good in bed...*laughs* i went home and checked my jc year book..and realized that she's from class 26/98...i dont really know her..but i dont know why i thought she looked familiar..she must have hung out with people i know...i asked my ex-colleague to find out if my ex boss is really having an affiar..but she's not sure who she can check with...now i wished i knew someone from 26/98...this is BIG NEWS...

why is everyone committing adultery? is it the trend now? i really pity the wife..but i also pity the mistress if she's not aware that the guy is married...but if she is...she's a slut...*laughs* actually, if i caught my friend's boyfriend with another girl..i wont be so angry..as it's only a love relationship..but a marriage is like a vow of whatever...they have taken the vow and so it's a responsibility to not betray each other..and to make matters worse are the kids...imagine, if it's the kids who saw their daddies or mummies in the arms of another...how would they feel and what would they think??

actually, many people have asked..." if one day, you found out that your boyfriend has betrayed you..would you forgive him? " frankly speaking...i dont know...maybe if i really really love him..i might...but for sure, i would rather hear it from his mouth than to discover it myself or via others...that's more painful...by hearing it from his mouth..at least i will feel that he's feeling remorseful and decided to tell me the truth...*laughs* self-delusion? maybe...but then it's a good way i think...*shrugs*

THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY!!!!!!!

in loving memory...

it's really really really really really sad..to see someone close lying in a coffin..no matter how peaceful and comfortable that person seems...it's still very sad to be in that kind of situation...just attended my paternal granny's funeral...and i hope it's the last funeral i have to attend for a loved one but i know it's impossible....

uncle called on saturday morning...7am..i was the one answering the phone...was still complaining about the "idiot" who called so early..but when i picked up the phone and heard the news, i had no reactions..all i can say was "orh" and then guess what, i went back to sleep...*laughs* then at 730am, my dad called again and said the same thing...this time, it settled into my mind and i went to tell my mum...but somehow, i had not much feelings...not sad, not shocked..nothing....maybe because wasnt very close to her as she's always in malaysia and i'm in singapore...am so blardy heartless...dad was in china then, coming back on that very night...when i picked him up from the airport, he looked listless...on that very night, my parents and brothers drove in to malaysia...for me, i waited for my uncle till tuesday night...

when i arrived in malacca, my granny's house..her coffin was placed in the main hall...offered some incense to her...and went in to take a look at her...she looked pretty, peaceful and comfortable...but frankly speaking, at that very moment, i was so afraid that she would open her eyes...*laughs* the picture she had before the coffin was really pretty..she was smiling and looked happy...and there were flowers around her picture...she had told us that she wanted flowers...so that she would look pretty...*smilez* so cute right?? then went around greeting all my uncles and aunties...after which i sat by the coffin and started to burn incense paper...as i burnt i started to cry...dont ask me why...maybe it's the smoke, but at that very moment...suddenly i realized, my granny would not respond to me anymore..she would not walk anymore..i cant say "gong xi fa cai" to her anymore...she's gone...just like that..the very last time i saw her was during chinese new year...she looked fine to me...could even chat with us in the kitchen...went to the kitchen where she's always there...saw the chair she always sit in...went into the room she used to sleep...and she's no longer there...the more i burnt, the harder i cried...i could even imagine her calling me..i could hear her voice calling my name...but i know it's just my imagination because she would never call me anymore...my auntie came over and asked if i had taken a look at granny..and i said yes..and then she asked :"Do you miss her?" i could only answer her with my tears...oh, something interesting occur when i was burning the incense paper...as i was just burning...suddenly i could hear a "gong" sound..it was very loud, even my mum and auntie could hear..and they asked if i knocked against something but i didnt...then after a while, we heard the "gong" sound again!!! and i think it's coming from the urn which i was burning the paper...my auntie took a look around the coffin and found nothing unusual..and my mum commented that my granny acknowledged my presence and my auntie commented that she's happy that i'm burning the incense paper for her...these comments brought more tears from me....

it was really interesting...in malaysia, they do not actually remove all the water of the corpse and inject embalment liquid...they actually refrigerate the coffin to preserve the body...and so my granny's tummy was actually bloated...and every now and then, we would have to wipe the glass as it would be misted as water vapor condense on the cool surface...also, normally, all the "necessary stuff" will be put into the coffin and it will be sealed but over there, they actually sort of like open the coffin again to put the "necessary stuff" before the coffin was officially closed and sealed...but luckily, there was no ordour...

the next day, we had the rituals...not sure what we were doing..just following instructions from this man who passed joss sticks to us and asked us to kneel, stand, pray, walk around...*laughs* and dont konw why, the smoke from the joss sticks was so strong that my eyes were so painful...and it seemed to only affect me...i was wearing blue and was wearing the "hat"...so hot!!! most of the time, my dad and uncle was "leading" the pack as they are the sons...we grandchildren just followed around...very tiring and boring...*shrugs* after the rituals, it's time to seal the coffin...we all took our turns to take one last look at granny..everyone cried non-stop...and my aunties were bawling...it's really really really really really sad...before i even looked at my granny..i already started tearing..that would really be the last time i see her...i took one last look at her..and i said in my heart.."ah ma...bye bye"...then we all started to cry while some rituals were going on...and we just cried and cried and cried...the tears seemed to flow non-stop!!!

then it's time for the coffin to leave the house..at that moment..all of us had to kneel on one side..and we were not allowed to see the movement of the coffin out of the house...apparently, according to customs, when the coffin moved, the sould might moved along with it..and if the soul saw the family members crying, it would just refused to leave...but very funnily, everytime the coffin moved, we are not allow to see..which i really dont understand why...but then again, i just followed..better to be safe than sorry...the coffin was put into the van and we even took a picture!! really hope i would get to see the picture...then we walked behind the van for a short distance...everyone was just crying....oh, actaully, all of us were wearing slippers and we had to wear socks OVER the slippers...very interesting...

my granny was to be buried and not cremated...guess there more than enough land in malaysia...apparently her grave is just 2 graves away from my grandpa...we reached the cemetery...and once again, was not allowed to see the coffin being carried to the grave...then we walked to the grave...the priest said some things..then we offer more joss sticks...then we were asked to throw some soil into the hole to signify the end of the burial and we were told to leave...i find it quite weird...arent we suppose to at least see that the coffin is fully buried??? and before we leave the cemetery, we had to take out the socks and throw it away...then when we reached home...we had to form a circle around a stack of paper money..and made lots of noise while it's burning...apparently, this is to prevent "others" from stealing the money from our granny...and so we hit planks of metal with wooden sticks...it was so tiring...we were there for like 1 hour plus..as the paper money was so thick and high...and i was suggesting to use recording next time..record sounds of metal hitting and just played it via some hi-fi...and we could all just sit around....*laughs*

i asked around for my granny's last moments...well, she was in hospital for the past few weeks...for an operations on her colon..apparently she had colon cancer..but the doctors initially diagnosed that her kidneys were failing but they were in fact strong...stupid doctors..anyway, she told one of my aunties that during her stay in the hospital, she kept seeing images of gardens and children...actually, she passed away on 01 Apr 06 at 245am...she just got discharged from the hospital that afternoon..and she was all fine...and then at around 10 plus..she said she's tired and wanted to go to bed..and then suddenly she had difficulties breathing...and so my aunties and cousins who were in malaysia rushed to her house..and kept calling her..but she didnt open her eyes...and then they asked her if she's waiting for my uncle who's in china with my dad..and she actually cried...my uncle's her favorite son...then when my cousin called her..she cried..and before she actually passed away, she opened her eyes slightly and then she's gone...and my cousin told me..minutes before my granny stopped breathing, she saw white images floating into the room....i guess they were angels...to bring my granny to heaven...*smilez*

before i left for singapore...i went to offer joss sticks to her picture which was still in the main hall and again, i said..."ah ma, bye bye"...and tears rolled down my cheeks again...

men's talk

saw a pair of guy colleagues chatting over lunch at the pantry the other day...dropped by and asked :" mind if i join in? your fruits look nice..." hahaha! obviously, they were polite enough not to reject me...and i asked them what were they sharing..and the reply was "Men's Talk"...what's men's talk? what do men talk about? and the common answer i got was..."SHAVING"...*shrugs*

what's there to talk about shaving? discuss about the different brands of shavers? the types of shavers? how much can be talked about in such topics?? i really really wonder...we girls never talk about that...if we were to talk about shaving..it would be "WHERE" and not what, how, who etc... anyway, since we were at this topic, i asked :" do you guys shave your armpits? " haha! and both of them went " ewwwwww, no way, that's so unnatural..the hair is meant to protect "... i didnt know that!!!! was that why guys' legs are more hairy so that they can protect their legs during war?? and so pubic hair is also meant to protect whatsoever lies within??? but personally, i thought it's cleaner without pubic hair...BUT we all agreed that it's a MUST for girls to shave the armpit's hair..it's damn gross if a girl doesnt...*shudders*

then somehow, from pubic hair..it went to toilet urinals...i asked :" do you guys use that? " and they both went.." yaaaa, why not? " mmm..i used to get feedback from my other friends that they rather use the cubicles..and the conclusion drawn was they are not confident of themselves...*laughs* and so i asked :" do you peek over? " haha! and the unanimous answer is " no, what for? " "comparision? " was my reply...haha and then one of them suggested that the size of the penis is actually porpotionate to the size of a man's feet...another said it's the middle finger...but i heard it's the size of the palm...*laughs* wonder which of these is true...any scientific findings on this? but apparently, the size of one's ear is the size of one's nose!!!

and am not sure why but the conversation carried forward to this question: DO WHALES HAVE PENISES??? *laughs* whales are mammals and they should have...but when one watch documentary, you dont see something dangling about when a whale swims...so where's the penis??? and one of them commented this:" you dont see one dangling about for a gymnast also right? " hahaha! but a gymnast has a piece of cloth...so the whale's fats is the layer that holds the penis in? *laughs* this conversation is getting too weird...

so is this a typical men's talk?? haha! only the men will know......

The Cellulite Strikes Back

hee hee hee...yeah, The Cellulite Strikes Back!! *laughs* to refresh memory...here's my hexalogy:

Episode 1 - Cellulite
Episode 2 - The Attack of the Cellulite
Episode 3 - The Revenge of the Cellulite
Episode 4 - A Fat Hope
Episode 5 - The Cellulite Strikes Out
Episode 6 - The Lost of the Cellulite

so now am writing episode 5...come to think of it...i havent gotten any inspiration since October..almost half a year...but now I'M BACK!! have gathered enough information and done my proper reserach for my episode 5..*smilez*

havent met cellulite for a looooooooooooong time because i simply refused to meet her...and also, she's kinda busy and i'm kinda busy...although i had no idea what we were busy with...*laughs* anyway, just met up with her recently....and boy, she hasnt changed a single bit...*laughs*

mmm...actually, i thought she has put on some weight...*grins* although she was wearing black top and white pants...which seemingly is the best color combination to slim one's figure...i thought her face looked rounder and her arms are kinda flabby...but of course i CANNOT tell her for i knew she will get all defensive and then she might not be happy and i think it's rather rude..i myself would not want to hear "hey, you've put on weight right? so fat now!!" *laughs* so must be more tactful....

well..as usual, she was asking me and another friend if we had any guys in our life and i gave my usual answer "no" which is rather sad as this meant that i cannot "boast" to her...*laughs* initially, she just smiled shyly when i asked her the same question...but after a while, she started to list out all the guys who are apparently interested in her...she didnt say explicitly that they are keen on her...but well, from the tone and all, it's rather obvious loh...acutally, she has always been like that....always boasting that she's "surrounded" by guys..but never had i once seen her guy friends...which i really wonder if those guys are fact or fiction...*laughs* but then i realized one common area...these guys have ONLY seen her pictures and talked to her via msn or phone but have not met her personally....maybe that's why they are interested in her...because (1) she must have shown them her only and most beautiful picture and (2) she must have flirted with them on the telephone really well....*laughs*

a friend shared this with me...
her: hey, have you got any new guys in your life?
friend: no..so sad right?
her: i got a lot leh....
friend: ok...
hahaha! her skin really as thick as the elephant in mandai zoo sia...

i have another classic example...we were chatting via msn on another ocassion...
her: hey, have you got any new guys in your life?
me: no lah...no one likes me leh...you leh?
her: dont have also....your guy E leh?
me: huh? he's not mine lah...what about him? you want you go fling with him loh...*laughs*
her: aiyoh , dont want lah..i no need to fling with him..i got other guys to do that with...
me: is it? like who?
her: my friends lah...
me: i know your friends...but who???
her: *silence*
haha! see, cannot supply any names...still acting popular....*laughs* she can even boast that my friend is interested in her because she said my friend said to her... "hey, i like you leh" hahahahaha! little did she know..my friend said that PURPOSELY to test her reactions...*evil grin*

am writing this down for the benefit of guy E...*laughs* hopefully he gets to read this and know that he's the guy E i'm talking about....anyway, i'm 300% sure that cellulite is EXTREMELY interested in guy E...*laughs* when we first met for dinner...the 1st thing she talked about....GUY E...she was telling me that he doenst look that beng anymore with his shorter hair..and i was kinda baffled as i wasnt sure who was she talking about and why did she suddenly talked about him...then after much asking, she finally said that she met him for a drink one friday..it just so happen that both of them were in suntec and so they went for a drink...he's there for ktv and she's there for movie..and then i thought they were so fated to meet just like that but i was wrong...apparently they were messaging each other :"no lah, we will message each other when we go clubbing to see if the other is clubbing or not loh...then just happen we were both at suntec at that time" then i asked..."oh, so you message him first ah?" and she answered defensively..:"aiyah, cannot remember already..." *laughs* i think she messaged him first but too paiseh to admit that loh...WTF!! then we changed topic...and then suddenly, she went back to her drink date with guy E again...saying they were drinking at pauliner and then chatting...and apparently this is the first time she seen him in the light...blah blah blah blah...went on and on and on and on...on the way home in the cab...still talking about guy E...telling me about their chat..something about guy E being a economic rice store owner..*laughs* and then i said..."aiyah, you keep saying you got no potential around you...him loh!! and you 2 so fated to be able to meet in suntec...i friendss with him almost 8 years..also never met up with him for a drink before leh..." and she said..."ya horz...i think i shall go after him...haha!" frankly speaking, i think she's speaking the truth...she even commented that he's a nice guy and although look like beng..but a good-looking beng...*laughs* but i also think agree to a certain extent lah..because he's my friend mah...wahahahaha! anyway, this is not the 1st time i've talked about her and guy E...but i guess such things are cumulative..*laughs* really cannot wait to see her in action sia...so exciting!!!!!!!! then she forever start the topic about guy E using me as the excuse...forever asking me to go after him, to consider him, to blah blah blah....*yawnz* think she was jealous that i didnt ask her to go double O 3 saturdays ago as i met guy E there...she complained that i never asked her go clubbing...*laughs* actually i did ask..i asked if she wanna go MOS because i intended to go there...but she didnt reply... HOW IN THE WORLD I KNOW SHE'S INTERESTED IN DOUBLE O WHEN SHE DIDNT REPLY MY MESSAGE??? tsk tsk tsk...maybe my message to her should be "hey, am going XXXX with guy E, interested?" *laughs*

i think this time...cellulite is really striking back!! *laughs*

difference between a female and a male driver

picture this scenario (courtesy of a friend):

you are driving along the expressway...driving on the 3rd lane ( the most left lane and for slower vehicles)...you were driving as per normal...as you approached a filter-in lane..ie another car may enter on your left into the expressway provided you are driving on the right side of the road...another car was filtering into the expressway...in theory, the car should slow down but this particular car did not slow down but seemed to be determined to go right in front of you car and into the expressway....

HOW WOULD YOU REACT??

in my opinion, this is the type of reaction you would expect of a female driver:
(1) assumed that the car would slow down as she has the right of way
(2) realized that the car is not slowing down and started cursing him
(3) continue at the same speed assuming that the car will notice her approacing and slowed down
(4) realized that the car is realy NOT slowing down and check her mirrors to ensure that all lanes are cleared..if she doesnt, proceed to the next step
(5) change lane
(6 drive past the driver and glared at him/her
(7) complain to friends/boyfriend/parents that this stupid car just didnt give way although she has the right of way and if she didnt change lane on time, there would be an accident

on the other hand, this is the type of reaction i think a male driver would have:
(1) assumed that the car would slow down because he's coming on fast
(2) realized that the car is not slowing down and started cursing him
(3) check mirrors to see if can change lane...if possible, change lane..if not possible, reduce the speed
(4) let the car into the expressway
(5) overtake the car and glared at him/her
(6) if it's a him, vulgurities..if it's a her, shake the head and said "as usual..lady drivers"
(7) complain to friends that lady drivers should be banned on the road

am not sure how accurate i am...but generally, i think most girls will follow the books that they have learnt during lessons very closely..so close to the extent that they become inflexible...while guys will assume that they are god of cars and become arrogant drivers until the day they met with an accident...*laughs* but i must say, there are good and bad drivers in the female and male communities...*smilez*

as for myself..i would normally reduce the speed because i'm at the slowest lane and am already driving slowly..unless i'm driving some super powerful car which i am very sure that i can drive faster than the car that's filtering in...*grins* it's logical to give way to a ferrari when you are only driving a lancer as you know the lancer will NEVER outrun the ferrari right? so why waste petrol? petrol is so expensive nowadays... but of course there were times when i didnt slow down and change lane WITHOUT *gasps* checking my mirrors...this is so so so so dangerous..must change....*grins*

i'm a lady driver

yesterday was driving home...was going out onto TPE from a filter lane from pasir ris...and then i cut across to the middle lane and well, there was this motorcyclist who was speeding and i sort of like blocked his way..*laughs* yeah, i thnk all the motorcyclists out there are hurling abuse at me...and then somehow he managed to swerve to another lane and sped past me and of course..when he sped past me..he had to turn and look at the driver and when he saw me..i am 200% sure that in his mind he went " no wonder, female driver"...*laughs* well, i admit it was partly my fault..i didnt estimate accurately that he was going at such a high speed but hey, it's not my fault that when i stepped on the accelerator and my car just didnt accelerate fast enough for that speeding guy..anyway, i hope he will be caught by the TP..*laughs* speeding kills life...

well, i have been a driver for almost 4 years...i think i got my license when i was in university year 1...didnt pass it at the first attempt..got it at the 2nd attempt....but am glad enough...was very lucky to be able to drive immediately after i pass...at that time, dad had a white mitsubishi manual lancer...and old one...which was a nightmare because whenever i was behind the wheel, my dad will nag NON-STOP... the most classic example, he nagged all the way from boon lay (jurong camp) to hougang... "why didn you change your gear? cant you hear the engine?" and " why did you change your gear so fast? the car is not ready yet?" and "why do you always delay moving off?" OH MY GOD!! what a nightmare...he was so naggy and complainy that my mum decided that it's time to change for an auto car and lo and behold, we bought an auto toyota corolla...and the mitsubishi was sold..*grins* no more gear-changing lecture but my dad went on to his lane-changing, parking, keeping in lane and whatever lectures...

anyway, i have been a safe driver...still have my 24 points..and the only things that i knock is the kerbs and the dustbins...*laughs* some commented that i drive very fast...some commented that i'm reckless...some commented that i'm safe...some commented that i'm good...some said i'm a fierce driver...*laughs* many friends and family members have been driven by me...and i think most of the time, they dont have to worry about the balloon (read: air-bag) popping out onto their face although, sad to say, most cars that my family own only have 1 balloon...*laughs* so no matter what happen, no balloons will pop out!

anyway, there are just some drivers i simply hate...but then again, at times, i'm like one of them...*laughs* i hate those motorcyclists who hogged the first lane and moved at the speed of a snail...and with only 2 wheels, they would ride right in the MIDDLE of the whole lane..making all the other drivers following behind...*argh* and whenever i'm parking my car and fyi, i'm not really a lousy parker as i can normally park the car without much trouble...anyway, i hate it when the cars around me gave me the "can-you-please-dont-waste-my-time" look when i just arrived at the lot 2 seconds before him...*argh* but at times, i am the one giving that kind of look...*grins* i also hate those drivers to observe the speed limits to the micro details and yet hogged the fast lane...and most of the time, these drivers are ladies, aunties and uncles..*sighz* it's these people that give us ladies driver a bad name...haha! am sure most drivers do not have a good impression of taxi drivers - they stop suddenly, they swerve suddenly from lanes to lanes, they horn you as and when they like, they hog the road by queuing up and when you need a cab desperately, they go into hiding...*laughs*

actually, i think i'm pretty lucky...have driven quite a number of different types of cars...have driven a toyota corolla, a mistubishi lancer, a 320 BMW, a 318 BMW, a c-class benz, a mitsubishi colt and a 2 litre honda accord...but you know what's my dream car?? hahaha! i would love to own a BMW 645 and a BMW Z4...*laughs* actually, am always telling my brother..if i had the money..i would buy a nissan skyline and modify it to become an automatic car..or a WRX will do as well...*laughs* and if i got the chance to drive such cars, i will don on my nerdiest attire and put on the nerdiest pair of glasses and shocked the whole world...especially the ah bengs!! *grins*

i'm sick...

i'm sick....for the 1st time in 2 years...all along..i have been pretty healthy...cannot remember the last time i took a MC...even when i knew that i'm falling sick...i would have been able to prevent it by taking panadol and sleeping many hours...*laughs* but i've failed this time...my body has rejected the sleep and panadol treatment...and so to the doctor i went...

went to consult this doctor near my workplace...Dr Lim..a pretty nice lady...i went in...she took my temperature...touched my throat and told me i have big tonticles...(not sure if i heard wrongly or i spelt wrongly) but anyway, she showed me that i really have some big things at my throat and which is why i tend to get fever and sore throat rather easily...but i told her.."doctor, i seldom get sick ya know" *laughs* then she said.. "this is a good sign..drink more water and gurgles with salt water every day"...anyway, she made me feel like i am some octopus...haha! and i've forgotten to ask her..." after gurgling, do i drink the salt water as well?" hahahaha...such a bimbotic question....

anyway, she gave me 1/2 day MC and gave me only 3 medicine...for the first time in my life..this is the least medicine that i have recieved when i consulted the doctor...there were only 3 types and each type she only gave me like 5 tablets? *laughs* wonder if it's because it's "free" as paid by corporate and so she didnt give that much...anyway, i went home and took some porridge, took the medicine and concussed...slept quite a bit but still woke up feeling groggy this morning and so i called my office and took the day off....report sick...

am feeling much better as i typed...but also my eyes are getting heavier..i think the drowsy effect has taken place...once again, i can watch all the cartoons that i love...on cartoon network, nick and disney channels...*grins*

dreams...

am sure everyone have their dose of dreams...some are sweet dreams, some are nightmares, some are weird and some are meaningful...there are some dreams which i have no memories of and there are some which i can remember very clearly....and normally those that i actually remembered..they are really really really really weird....

Weird Dream #1 : My Lions


i am an avid lover of lions...dont ask me why..i just think they are damn handsome....*laughs* once, i had a dream about my lions..in that dream, i had 2 lions as pets...*laughs* one was a wild lion who roared at everyone and the other was a tamed lion who just walked along with me..i had them on reins and they were basically walking with me in public....in that dream i was actually going for some movie gala..and was with my boyfriend's mother...and funnily, i cannot remember who was my boyfriend in that dream..anyway, because it was so crowded, my lions did help me to get through the crowd as everyone was scared of the wild lion that i had with me...after te movie, i brought my lions to my boyfriend's house...and he had a swimming pool and so i let them into the pool for a bath..i jumped in with them and shampooed their manes...after that i went up to my bofriend's house for a bath while i let my pets swam in the pool...then suddenly i heard a scream coming from the pool and that was my boyfriend's sister who happend to return home and saw 2 lions swimming in her house's swiming pool..i reassured her that my pets were really nice and wont bite but she simply asked me to get them locked up in cages... after that, my boyfriend came out and shooed the sister up to the 2nd level with some magazines and then we sat at the living room with the lions swimming in the pool....and that's the end of my dream....*laughs* very weird dream right? i really did enjoy it because (1) i have my favorite animals as pets and (2) i had a boyfriend..a rich and handsome one too...HAHA!

Weird Dream #2: Hong Kong 4 Heavenly Kings


my dream with the 4 heavenly kings was really interesting...in that dream..i was invited to a pool party...and i was actually the date of...AARON KWOK!! he invited me to this pool party and in that party..i saw all the celebrities of Hong Kong..was mingling around with the handsome kids like Edison Chen and likes...and then Aaron told me that he wanted to intro me to some of his friends..and so we went into the pool...fully-clothed with a glass of champagne...as we walked along the pool...we met even more celebrities and apparently all of them knew who am i...and we chatted like old pals...and somehow, the swimming pool is like a meandering river...and soon we reached a group of guys chatting...and they turned out to be the other 3 heavenly kings - Andy Lau, Jackie Cheung and Leon Lai!!! we chatted a bit...laughed a bit and then my alarm clock rang!! damn it...why couldnt i stay in the dream longer..and i could meet even more cute guys...*laughs*

Weird Dream # 3: Jay Chow


this is my latest dream...thought it was rather sweet..and it involved jay chow...not that i'm a big fan of his...but i have no bloody idea why did i dream about him....basically, in that dream, he was one of the board directors and we were having a meeting...and he was sitting opposite me....during the meeting, he didnt say much and i didnt say much..we merely listened...and when the meeting ended...jay started to chat casually with me...and i asked him to teach me the song "san hu hai" and he agreed!! and then somehow, we were happily chatting..and somehow, i guessed we exchanged mobile numbers...and the scene changed and i was walking along the road..and was actually chatting with him on the phone...i asked him about his pink mercedes, asked him about the gosspis that i've heard on tv and radio, asked him about his songs, chatted about his life and all...and then i said:" i couldnt believe it man...am talking on the phone with you.." and he replied :" there's nothing special about that right?" and i replied.." hello, am talking to the world's famous jay chow - zhou dong sia" and then at this moment..the girls around me started to shout :" you are talking to jay chow!!!!???? " and then i said no and started to run away...and then over the phone, jay was complaining that i shouldnt have made it public that we were chatting on the phone and he said now the reporters will start another gossip about him..and i rebutted that it wasnt my fault that the girls around me had a sensive ear towards "zhou dong" these 2 words...and then we sort of like ended up unhappy with each other and hung up...after a while, i recieved a sms from him...it went something like that...."hey, i think i've over-reacted...so sorry, dont be angry okay? hope to chat on the phone with you soon...:) call me!" i smiled and then my stupid house phone rang and woke me up....

very funnily, i am not a big fan of the Hong Kong 4 heavenly kings and neither am i a big fan of jay chow..but i had such sweet dreams of them...hahahaha..i really wonder why...anyone clever enough to decipher my dreams for me? maybe God is telling that i will live like a queen as lions normally signify grand and majestic...with a boyfriend who is popluar and handsome with many good-looking and important people..and he will be just as talented as jay chow...*laughs*

birthday

to those who have wished me happy birthday... thank you very much...you've been MARVELLOUS
to those who have wished me happy birthday and given me gifts...many many thanks...you've been GREAT...
to those who have forgotten about my birthday but am ignorant...you are FORGIVEN...
to those whom i thought will not wish me but still wished me happy birthday...you are so SWEET...
to those whom i thought will remember my birthday but didnt...you will BURN IN HELL...*laughs* kidding!

anyway, i think as one gets older...everyday is your birthday...somehow, the excitement of celebrating it does not excite me anymore...maybe i know i am getting older *gasps* and my presents are getting lesser *sighz* but i guess that's life...as one gets older, it's harder to get presents because everything that i want starts to get more expensive...and it's not something which friends can afford...read: BMW *laughs*

but it's really nice to hear birthday wishes from people whom i least expect to hear it from...at that moment...you will feel that you are being loved and people does care for you..and that feeling is really really great...especially from the person you least expected..like a new colleague, a very old friend or even a new friend whom you are not very close...very sweeeeeeeeet but of course...wishes that comes from old pals are equally heartwarming and sweet...at the same time, it's kinda sad to not recieve any wishes from people whom you thought would remember...but it's alright...it's just a birthday...maybe these people will remember my deathday...*laughs*

gosh, i hate to be 25....mid-twenties crisiss!!! *grins*

does size really matter?

recently was reading this book by sidney shieldon...and somehow, the main character in the book is a man with a HUGE dick... and he's damn proud of it and many women had enjoyed it and blah blah blah...then i really wonder...DOES SIZE REALLY MATTER???

recently, somehow...in a way or another...have been discussing the most unusual topic with my friends...the size of a dick...*laughs* such a concident!!

it all started because somehow, i managed to watch tammy's video...oops! *laughs* and i thought the guy's dick was rather big...i felt that it was so big that i thought it seemed painful for tammy...anyway, that's just an observation....and so i asked a guy who had seen the video as well..."hey, is that guy's dick big or is it normal?" and he replied:"yeah, kinda big..." *laughs* so that guy's dick is big... and that's the conclusion i had after the conversation with him....

after a few days...met up with a close guy friends...and then i asked him if he had seen the video and he said yup and again i asked :" is that guy's dick unusally big? " and to which he replied.."alright lah, only slightly longer than mine" haha! *fainted* anyway, he then confirmed that it's rather big...and then i asked:"so what's the normal length of a dick?" and this drew a weird conclusion from the guys: a dick is inversely proportional to a guy's built...actually, i felt that a dick is inversely proportional to a guy's brains...*laughs* after a whole load of laughter and exchange of sarcastic remarks among the guys...they did not give me any conclusion...

than later in the night...was not sure how it started...but another guy friend said that he had a 6-inch dick...*laughs* then i went to check a ruler and realize that 6-inch is about 15 cm...and i personally thought it's quite long...*laughs* but have no comment on this and it's self-explanatory why...but my question is....WHAT IS THE USUAL LENGTH OF A MAN'S DICK?

since the guys refused to answer...i asked the girls...*laughs* 2 of my girl pals said they had no idea what is the benchmark...but they also think that 6 inch is rather long...another girl friend commented that she prefers a 4 - 5 inch as a 6 inch would be too big for her and her boyfriend's a 5 inch...haha! so this leads me to the question...DOES SIZE REALLY MATTERS? what's the use of a long and big dick? would it be more troublesome to handle? what if the size of a dick is really inversely proportional to a guy's brains...would a guy prefer a huge dick with puny brains or a puny dick with huge brains?

guys are always comparing the length and diameter of the dick....but do any girls compare the width and breadth of the hole? *laughs* i think men are measured on the length while women are measured on the size of their boobs....i think most guys prefer a C cup...frankly speaking, i personally prefer a B....talking about boobs....last saturday, went windsurfing...was in the changing room...and this woman came out stark naked..was not shocked..but i thought her boobs looked perky...*laughs*

SMRT hates me...

everyday, the mrt is part of my journey to work...every morning, i will reach YCK station at 720am and board the 725am train and will reach raffles place by 745am...and reach office at 758am...this is like my everyday routine...sometimes, i may catch the earlier train...i think i share an okay relationship with SMRT..

BUT.......

i think i need to revisit my relationship with SMRT..for the past 2 days...i was late for work because of SMRT!!!!

on tuesday...i reached YCK at my usual timing..and funnily i realized it was unusally crowded...and the display board read : marina square 2 mins and this message was on the board for like 20 minutes!! then a guy kept saying : please do not board the oncoming train as it's out of service and this guy repeated this line so many zillion times but i didnt see any train approaching at all...so this went on for like 3o minutes before i saw a train crawling and stopping at the station..the train was packed...and guess what, the doors could not open! *laughs* i could see the anxious look on the students inside and outside the train...people are whipping out their mobile and calling whoever in their office to inform that they will be late...and truly yours was one of them...the train couldnt move for like 10 minutes...and there are technicians running around..and people are streaming out of the station...soon, taxis and cars were all jamming up and everyone seemed to be frantically flagging and calling for cabs...as for me...*grins* i called my dearest father!!

on wednesday...i reached YCK at my usual timing...the train came at its usual timing...everything seemed usual...saw some familiar faces...until the train reached TPY...and then the same guy came on air and said : this train is delayed due to faulty trackes, sorry for any inconvenience cause and this guy repeated this line at every single station and the train has to stopped at every single station for like 5 minutes....this happend from TPY to DG and once again...people were whipping out their mobile and truly yours was again one of them...and since iwas on the train..there's nothing i could do...so i continued reading my book...thank God that i had a book with me.... *smilez*

mmm...frankly speaking..i really think SMRT HATES ME!!!

no title

nothing in particular to rant about...

the current topic in singapore now is the sex video of the nyp student being distributed...many opinions have been voiced out...and i share some of the views..shall not repeat everything again..but i think i was quite mean..i was literally asking every friend who's on my MSN list... "DO YOU HAVE THE TAMMY'S VIDEO?" *laughs* very mean right? and did i get it in the end.... SSSSSHHHHHHH

then, the superhost has emerged..it's this lady..not very sure of her name..but i quite like her...although i didnt watch a single episode of the superhost..but i remembered her from the commercials and all..think she has the style and charisma...watched the finals...hate the judges' hot favorite...so irritating that guy... but the questions quite lame...if cloning is legal, how many of yourself would you clone...the man answered none and then the judge said must have one..than he went on to rattle some senseless rubbish..i would have answered this: i would either not clone any of myself or clone many of myself...because it's either i only have an unique me or everyone else is just like me...*laughs* but then again, i'm not in the compeition, easy for me to comment...*smilez*

talking about these "super" series..i think they are a good way to discover talent..but i dont quite like the idea of the super school star...somehow, i think it might give the kids the wrong impressions and all...but then again, times have changed...so my views are already auntified!! *gasps* anyway, i have never caught a single episodes!! *laughs*

have been in training for the past 3 weeks...this week is the last week..started off with my product training..and my trainer flew in from sdyney...he's a nice guy...has a very unique and sincer laughter...i likeee...and then it's the new hire training which i get to learn about different aspects of my department...very interesting...learnt a lot...and we have a mini exam this coming thursday...hope that i can do well..and a presentation on friday...*laughs* reminds me of university days...tutorials and lectures...and then exams and presentation... gosh, memories memories...

ooh..went ladies night to MOS last wednesday..and OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME...i saw aunties and uncles dancing cha-cha at the dance floor... *shocked* went with a korean colleague and she's equally shocked and she told me this will not happen in korea because there's an age limit of 35!! clubs banned aunties and uncles!! *laughs* anyway, drinks at MOS are really expensive..and guess who i saw... SYLVESTER SIM!! he looked the same as he is on tv....we had eye contact..but i wasnt mesmerized by him...*grins* ooh...one guy, whom i suspect is a gay told me that the cage at 54 is bouncy...and another guy asked me where's the gents...*laughs* do i look like i work in MOS? tsk tsk tsk...

need to start making intelligent entries... *laughs*

O-A-S-I-S

Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you... By now you should've somehow realized what you gotta do... I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now...And all the roads that lead to you were winding... And all the lights that light the way are blinding... There are many things that I would like to say to you I don't know how... I said maybe... You're gonna be the one who saves me ? And after all... You're my wonderwall...



yeah....i have the ticket to OASIS LIVE IN SINGPORE!!! and i got the premiere tickets...free standing and it cost a freaking amount of S$162!! and the best part is....i got it for FREE!!! *laughs* courtesy of my uncle who got it from his broker....*grins*

basically, am not a big fan of oasis...but i do know some simple facts about them...which i think most people are aware of.....*laughs* (1) Liam Gallagher is the lead singer and well-known for his bad temper, (2) Noel Gallagher is the brother and he's the guitarist and he composes songs for the band, (3) Peter Gallagher is their elder brother who acts in The O.C. as Sandy Cohen and (4) they hailed from Manchester City, i think...and also, i am only aware of some of their songs: wonderwall, morning glory, dont look back in anger, champagne supernova and lyla...and they sang all these songs...hee hee hee...

actually, i think oasis has a serious attitude problem..thoughout the 1 hour plus show...they didnt say a single word...and didnt even say " hi singapore" and even if Liam did say something into the mike...i cant hear and understand....but i did understand a sentence he said :" this is for the ladies, wonderwall" *laughs* but then again...this is the band's trademark..i would think it's weird if they actually shouted " good evening singapore!!!" haha! but anyhow, Liam did applaud the crowd after a few songs....and he did came forward and stood quite near the stage for us to take a picture of him...this is what i took with my mobile:

Liam near the stage...*drools*

Liam's singing position...seemed to be slightly constipated...*laughs*

talented Noel...

quite pathetic....but this is the best i can do....anyway, my uncle did take some really nice pictures of them..but it's in his camera..and that would have to wait because am sure he will not send the pictures to me till like end of the year??? *laughs*
well...apparently, Liam threw a tambourine but i didnt see it or catch it obviously...and Liam invited a lucky malay girl up the stage towards the end...BUT he's kind rude..he just left the girl at the stage...and he just went off the stage..and Noel didnt even bother to look at her...and she was like...trying to enjoy herself..man, it's kinda weird....but i think she's lucky because she hugged and kiseed Liam...whom i thought was rather suave that night....hee hee

actually, 50% of the crowd were caucasians...and they seemed to be pretty high and drunk...30% were malays...and only 20% were chinese...the place where i stood..i'm surrounded by ang-mohs and malays...with like 2 chinese around me...basically, i'm not exactly very excited or high because i really have no idea what are some of the songs..but my brother and i basically, just jumped and screamed with the rest...*laughs* to fit into the surrounding..but it was rather fun...but very tiring...and the caucasians are so bloody tall that i have to wriggle my way to some funny spot so that my vision is not a bunch of blond hair...

well, all in all..i think it's a good concert...i enjoyed myself..and oasis can sing live...hopefully, eminem will come to singapore..i will DEFINITELY attend it!!! by hook or by crook....*grins*

7 things i want to do when i have a boyfriend

am never a koren drama-ian...never once watched any korean dramas...although i did catch like 50% of "Full-House" and fell in love with Rain...how can i not fall in love with him when he's so cute....see:



anyway, as i was saying...i dont really watch korean dramas but i somehow watched 2 episodes of this comedy which am not sure of the name..but goes something like wo(3) ai(4) jin(1) san(1) shun(4)... very hillarious show..all the characters are really cute and interesting..and i must say i love the way the korean guys dressed...they are so lanky and their shirts and pants are always so nice.....and the korean ladies are so pretty too...



well, in the episodes that i watched, the main lady was this plump and unattractive 29 year old girl who had a handsome, charming and rich 27 year old boyfriend...and she was forcing him to do the 7 things she wanted to do when she had a boyfriend..and this is the list if i didnt remember wrongly:

1. To put the boyfriend's picture as the wallpaper of the cellphone - will not do this..not my style..would rather put the picture of my boyfriend's bmw as the wallpaper!! *laughs*
2. To smooch in the cinema while watching a horror movie - not sure why but not my style as well as i love to watch horror movie!!
3. To hold the boyfriend's hands tightly and go shopping
4. To take a train from dont know where to dont know where and drink beer
5. To shout " I LOVE YOU XXX" in the public - this is so embarassing...*gish*
6. To bring the boyfriend home
7. cannot remember the 7th one...

thought it was rather cute to have a list of to-do when one got attached...and so it inspired me to get my own list of to-dos as well...here goes:

1. To go grocery shopping - always thought it's very romantic to do this...*laughs*
2. To go house-riding - as if we were in the medievel times...*laughs*
3. To cuddle together on the sofa and watched a game of soccer - think it's a nice feeling to be in the arms of a loved one
4. To go on a overseas holiday trip together, all expenses paid by him - haha!
5. To watch sunrise or sunset together - quite lame but had never done that before sia
6. To smooch in the rain- romantic sia..like spiderman and mary jane*grins*
7. To wear a tie for him - very intimate gesture if you ask me..*giggles*

not easy to come up with that list but i think it's even more diffcult to find a guy to do those things with me...anyhow, think i will not be getting married...think i will be alone all my life...cannot imagine myself sharing my life with another person...

if the guy turned out to be a good husband...caring, responsible, blah blah blah..then it's not a bad idea..but if the guy turned out to be a jerk, a useless piece of junk, blah blah...then how am i supposed to live with him...there's always a 50% chance of finding either type of guys...and i think i am not willing to take that risk...dont know why but i think i have lost faith in marriage and guys...or rather i am afraid..i dont want to end up with someone who cant take care of me...think i will be better off alone taking care of myself...this is kinda sad for me because i dare to say..i have NEVER loved or be loved...

how i spend my valentine's day

yesterday was valentine's day...as usual..it's a dateless one for me..has been like that for the past 25 years...*sighz* quite sad right..but somehow, i dont feel that sad..maybe i am used to the feeling of being dateless!!! *gasps*

actually, strictly speaking..i do have a date..but it's a date with my uncle...hahahaha..he called me in the afternoon and date me out to watch a play....to watch this play:

Confessions of 300 Unmarried Men

basically, this play is quite funny..quite enjoyable...quite interesting...but there were certain parts which i thought are too abstract...maybe i am not that arty-farty enough to appreciate..but i seriously cannot appreciate that sort of abstract protrayal of ideas of unmarried men...thought the language was rather singlish..wonder if the foreigners in the audience understood them...*grins* there's this joke which i remembered from the play:

if your wife is at the front door asking you to let her in and your dog is at the back dog barking you to let him in..who should you let in first? your dog..because after you let him in, he will shut up..the wife will not...*laughs*

actually, i thought there isnt much hype about valentine's day this year....it seemed like no one is really concerned about this day already...maybe like what the taxi driver told me...everyone made reservations and so everything is "hidden" in some ways...not publicly shown...but i think the worst gift to recieve is flowers...i HATE flowers...they are so useless...i cant eat them, i cant keep them, i cannot do anything about them...so impractical...what is the best gift? i have no freaking idea at all!!

ooh...just watched channel U just now...got bored of American Idol...then was watching the show where brian wong and kym ng tried to find partners for the main lead...and lo and behold..i saw my JC CLASSMATE!! hahahaha...so so so so so so shocked...not that he has changed to become very handsome and attractive..but was shocked that kym ng actually approached him..hahahaha..he's quite alright-looking..quite a nice guy..but have always thought he reminds me of some hong kong triad's chief...*laughs* anyway, yuan(2) lai(2) bu(4) shi(4) ni(3)!! *giggles*

the last day of chinese new year

today's the last day of the chinese new year....this chinese new year for me has been rather uneventful..nothing much happen..and i did nothing much as well...*laughs*

for this year's chinese new year...i had 2 lion dances to enjoy...one is at my office..and the other's at home...*grins* 2 lions were invited to my office to prance around for good luck...i was pretty excited although i have no ideas why...anyway, the 2 lions were pretty mischievious and they were flirting with the humans around them...and one of them was actually handled by a girl...kudos to that strong girl!!! and i noticed something interesting....these "lions" wore NIKE shoes!!! *laughs* the other lion was invited by my mum to come prance around in my living room...there's only 1...and this lion is pretty fierce..came in with an attitude...very solemn and fierce..and my mum said this is to drive away the bad spirits in our house...*laughs* this "lion" has real "paws" and didnt endorse any brands...*laughs*

this year's chingay came to the neighborhood and it was pretty neat...there were floats along the neighborhood streets and i managed to catch some of them near my granny's house...nothing much actually...many traffic police...many kids...very noisy...but kinda interesting to see them appearing in neighborhoods...

ooh..my red packets collection for this year seemed to be pretty good...i think i collected about 800 bucks this year...would say this is the most that i have collected thus far!!!! *smilez* well happy chinese year!!!

i am getting older..*gasps*

you know you are old when.....

(1) the standard question is always asked when you go for CNY visiting....DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? *laughs* this is the most-asked question for me for this CNY...and my answer has been pretty standard... DONT HAVE LEH, YOU WANNA INTRO? *grins* frankly speaking, i also dont know why i dont have but most said my expectations are too high...*shrugs* today, granny told me..." it's time for you to find a boyfriend..not asking you to marry him immediately...date for a year or 2 then it's about time to get married " this is bad...real bad....*laughs*

(2) you feel PAISEH to collect red packets when you go for CNY visiting...previously, i have NEVER felt paiseh to take the red packets from my relatives or anything... but this year, i kinda feel paiseh...*laughs* not sure why but somehow felt that i'm too old to take them from friends and relatives...but all of them said " aiyah, not married, still can take...still young lah " hahahahaha..it's worse when my students' parents gave me and my students ask from me and i cannot give them...*laughs*

(3) all the friends around you are either married or happily and steadily attached... this is what is happening to me right now..most of my friends are either married or they are in the getting married mood....while i am still looking around for a potential guy to be the one for me....*laughs* actually quite excited if my friends are getting married..it would be even more exciting if they are close and old friends...really cannot wait to see my close friends getting married...was telling another friend that i think i will cry if i were to attend another common friend's ROM...tears of joy of course....

(4) you are not afraid to lunch or dine alone already....*laughs* not sure if it's the same for others...but when i was much younger, i would NEVER EVER eat alone..no matter how hungry i was..i would rather starve then to buy a meal and eat alone....if i were to eat alone..i MUST have a book or magazine to read and would only dine at fast-food restaurants...now, bochup, as long as i'm hungry..i can just go anywhere to buy a bowl of anything and eat like as if i'm with everybody....*grins*

(5) you begin to act more auntified/unclefied...*laughs* this is certainly true for me..every morning on my way to work...i will be eyeing all those potential passengers whom i think will alight soon so that i could get their seats and sleep...*laughs* and every morning, i would have to do this and fight with the aunties and uncles of the trains...and i must say, i win some and i lose some...*laughs* also, on the way home, i would make sure i'm right in front of the door so that when the train doors open, i can jolly well rush in and get a seat and sleep all the way back home too...*laughs* so kiasur right?

(6) you need lesser and lesser sleep..somehow i felt that i dont need that much sleep anymore..in fact the more i sleep...the more tired i get...and am not sure why is this so....*shrugs* once heard that the older you get...the lesser sleep you need..which is why, older folks are always waking up early not because they are not tired...but simply because they cannot sleep anymore....*sighz*

(7) you think that you are the oldest person in the club when you go mambo night...*laughs* i felt like an auntie when i went mambo on wednesday...everyone around me seems so young and innocent...*laughs* okay, maybe not innocent..but frankly speaking, i really really felt old that night...maybe i was surrounded by really young people and my stamina doesnt seemed to be as good as last year....*laughs* guess it's time to exercise....*laughs*

*sighz* am really getting older...when i was 16..i hope to be 18...when i was 18.. i hope to be 21...when i was 21..i hope to be 18...and now i'm 25..i hope to be 15...*laughs*

short trip to malacca

just got back from malaysia last night...very tired...the moment i reached home..i hit the sack..hahahahaha...lucky i have bathed before setting off from malaysia...but anyhow, felt kinda dirty..but lucky i didnt have to work today..which is why i woke up at around 11 plus...*grins*

this trip back was quite alright..although it's short..but i met up with relatives i didnt meet for years...saw all my aunties and uncles...and all the distant relatives whom i have never met in my whole life...but i guess it's the same for them...it's basically "gong xi fa cai xxxx" then we sat down...drank a cup of soft drinks..ate some snacks..recieved a red packet and then it's bye-bye...basically, we did this from 3pm to 7pm...it's so tiring...then we had dinner at my granny's house..and then chit-chatted with everyone...hee hee hee...

then i broke my rehab..hahahahaha...my cousins brought me to their most happening club in melaka..hahahaha..it's called "PURE" ...reached that place around 11 plus...and it's damn crowded...so crowded that every inch of the club there's a pair of feet...everyone's dancing and drinking...the club played mostly hip hop and everyone seemed to be drinking carlsberg...my cousin had a group of friends with her...only 1 is not bad-looking..am asking her to go for it..*laughs* another cousin was with his girlfriend and gang...young punks...not interested...*grins*

i must say..the people there have extreme dress sense...there were girls who wore t-shirts, bermudas and sports shoes and there were girls who wore funny looking tops, with creative skirts and boots...*laughs* for the guys..most of them in shirts and pants..which is rather normal..but there were some with weird looking pants and dance moves...*laughs*

ooh...the most exciting thing that happened was...i saw..... LIM MING SHUN aka CHRISTOPHER LEE..hahahaha...he was in the same club as i was..with his gang of friends and brother...quite good-looking...not very tall but looked rather big-sized..he basically smiled at everyone who recognized him...including me...hahahahaha...didnt ask for picture or autograph as i think rather dorky..hahahaha...then my cousin's handsome friend told me that he used to hang out with them...*laughs* no comments on this....

went shopping at the only shopping mall of malacca..bought 2 pairs of shoes..hee hee hee..and then it's time to head back to singapore....not much clothes to buy...there were many shoe shops...really wonder why..but the shoes i bought..very cheap...only 38 ringgits..and so it's only about SGD20....cheap cheap..happy happy happy....

since i have broken my "vow"...am going mambo tonight...*laughs*