boring life...

pretty much the same..nothing very outstanding and interesting is happening in my life...kinda sad right? but then again...i think it's also my fault...as i'm not really doing anything outstanding and interesting for myself...*laughs*

well, after my last movie - tokyo drift, i recently caught this movie:



actually it's pretty alright...not very gory, not very sexual, not many twists to the stories...wonder why it is rated as R21...maybe just because they had a scene of a woman with very big but fake breasts having sex with an ulgy old fuck.. *laughs* anyway, i think it was good acting for the cast..went to watch because of lucy liu although my friends have the hots for josh harnett...

other than this movie..i also watched this:

this is my second time watching it...i caught it in 2003...it was pretty alright..still as interesting..although it's not broadway standard..but judging by local standards..it's really good..the songs are nice and catchy...the singing was good for kit chan...a few cannot really sing...but then again, singaporeans are not cut out to be singers...just look at our singapore idol finalists...just watched the finals....soooooooo boring...should have spent my time watching my boyfriend...*grins*

talking about my hubby..this is what my life is about now:

hahahahaha..got so hooked that i spent my WHOLE sunday afternoon watching it...and after writing this entry..i'm going back to my hubby again...i seriously can see myself spending all my tomorrows with him..and i reckon he feels that same way too...*laughs* but seriously, it's a good show...very exciting and very interesting..all the science, maths, human relationships and leaps of faith...cool!

oh, my colleague "persuaded" me to join her in the standard chartered run..and somehow, i gave in...i'm going to run 10km...hahahaha! seriously, i really dont know how am i going to complete the run..normally, IF i actually go for a run..i only will run 2.5km...and i'm almost dying..*laughs* now she wants me to run 4 times that...guess i really need to start training...*laughs* anyway, i saw that there's a category for kids - 750m, and i asked her if i could join that instead but she gave me a cold, hard stare...guess that's a no-no...luckily she didnt force me to join the marathon - 25km i think...if i ever do that..i would definitely hit the headlins - Girl Still Running After 24 Hours *laughs* it would take me years to finish a marathon!!!! and maybe they can make a movie out of it..hahahaha..to show the world, perserverance and determination is the key to success...hahahahaha!

boring life....but am contented...because i got my boyfriend with me...okay, he's calling me now..later!

The Fat and the Furious: Mumbai Drift

it was just 2 months ago that i last bitched about cellulite...now i'm back with another entry...*laughs* within the last 2 months..i went out with her twice..and during these 2 meetings..she had displayed her interesting characteristics again...and so my bitching starts again...here it goes...

Meeting #1:
on a saturday night...a mutual friend (A) and I decided it's time to meet up with cellulite for dinner and a get-together..we were university mates..and sort of hung out together back then...so on that night, we met up in orchard for japanese dinner...during dinner time..she kept talking about this guy whom she had been contacting for quite some time...subtlely hinting to us that this guy is interested in her but she found him too decent...blah blah blah...as usual, she likes to update people on her dates and how much her dates love her and how much she doenst love them...blah blah blah...seriously, i guess this decent guy must be either blind or fucking desperate...or cellulite might have shown him another facade...no one really knows..because i could only always hear her side of the story..never the other side...so maybe cellulite is just making up a story...

after dinner, we made our way down to velvet...wanting to introduce one of my colleague to her..although i have pre-warned my colleague that cellulite is not that fantastic....anyway, my colleague also commented that she's kinda ugly and auntified! *laughs* so we made our way down..and it was soooooo boring...the music was alright..the crowd was boring...so we decieded to order 2 jugs of long island tea...and when the waitress came with the bill, i didnt offer to take out my card because i dont want cellulite to owe me money knowing how bad she is..and guess what? she LOOKED AT ME...expecting me to bring out my card to pay for the drinks! fucking hell sia...and so i had no choice as the waitress was waiting and forked out my card...*argh*

well, we tried to enjoy ourselves by going to the dance floor to dance...and while we were dancing...there were 2 indians and an old man behind cellulite..and somehow, she danced TOWARDS them...seriously, i have no idea why...and then A was kind enough to pull her back...informing her that there's people behind her...and after pullling her back...cellulite DANCED TOWARDS the 2 indians AGAIN! what a shock we all have..and within seconds...they were all over each other...seriously...i think she's fucking desperate...after a while, we got tired..and A told cellulite.." hey, i'm going home now..let's go "..and guess what cellulite said? she said..." okay, you go ahead...bye! " OMFG...can anyone believe that? i mean if she wants to get naughty in clubs...fine, but now that we're leaving her alone in the club....she's totally okay with it...seriously, i think she thinks she's a player...but if you ask me..it's more like whore... haha!

so A left and i left with another friend and her boyfriend..we deicded to pop by butter factory as my guy colleague was there...so i asked cellulite if she wanted to leave..she told me.." no, i dont want to leave..you want to go butter..you go ahead...bye! " seriously, i think she has a PHD - permanent head damage! so we left without her...however, we made our way back to velvet because...eh, this is not important..anyway, we were back in velvet..and guess what...i spotted cellulite and the 2 indians at the corridor...she was in the arms of one of them...and the other one was standing slightly behind her with his hands DOWN HER JEANS...i was soooooooo shocked..how could she allow one guy to move his hands INSIDE her jeans while she continued to flirt with the other???? seriously, if the indiands were of bollywood calibre...fine, she did her QC...but these 2 indians..trust me..they are not the bollywood calibre..they are more like the bollywood roadsweepers..although they claimed to be air stewards of Air India! hahahaha! and armed with this...cellulite insisted that they were good-looking...but 6 pairs of eyes insisted that they are ugly...hence, i rest my case...*shrugs*

and because she owed me 20 bucks for the drinks and i want my money back..i kept bugging her to return me my money..and she kept saying that her money is in her bag which is outside...and so i followed her to the bag counter to demand my money back...it's only 20 bucks and it took me 30 minutes to get my money back...she kept saying that her money is in her bag and i kept repeating that i need the 20 bucks because i need the cash to take cab home..which by the way is true...and then she kept saying that she's leaving soon and all...but after she said that.she just continued to stayed at the same spot and flirt with the 2 indians..i was so irritated..that i kept bugging her and "escort" her to the bag counter to collect her bag..and after collecting her bag..she took like 5 minutes to rummage through her small bag to look for 20 bucks for me...duhz, trying to delay the time right? thinking that i would say..." aiyah, it's alright..you pay me another time... " over my dead body!! she had to return me money ASAP! finally she found my money and i asked her 1 last time if she's coming home with me..and she replied.." eh, you go ahead..my friend is coming to pick me up... " okay, whatever! am really doubting her words that she didnt have a threesome with the 2 indians...*laughs*

in conclusion..i think she is behaving and thinking like a WHORE!!!!!!!!!!

Meeting #2:
just last week...i was soooooooo bored that when she asked me to go double o with her..i actually agreed..hahaha! i was reluctant as she's going with her collegue ( a guy) and another ah lian and ah lian's colleagues..given such a situation..if i were to go..i would DEFINITELY be cast aside...but because i was sooooo bored and it's a saturday night..i agreed to go with her....so i met her around 10 plus and we took a cab down...and during the cab trip, i was just telling her about the taxi accident that i've gotten..and she couldnt bear to lose out..she started describing her experience with a taxi accident..and hers was such a tiny one..it's only a slight bang and she had to go on and on and on and on and on and on about it...*screams and pulls hair* what is her problem? must she always "win" me in whatever situation? weird woman...

anyway, as expected..the moment we reached there..she ignored me and started to flirt with her colleague..funnily, her colleague is not bad-looking but gayish...and dont know why he could acutally flirt back with cellulite...and so i stood there with a jug of vodka orange, looking bored...*sighz*...then she saw her neighbor (guy) and started to flirt with him again..and there i was, looking bored with my 3/4 full jug of vodka orange...and lucky for me, the neighbor was here with a group of friends and they sort of like started talking to me...and so i had company...*laughs* i guess cellulite might be jealous that i was acutally picked up by so many guys and asked me if we exchanged numbers...crazy, i dont even remember their names and looks! haha! anyway, the ah lian and her friends decided to go to the dance floor and so i went along....thinking that cellulite would follow us..but hell, i was wrong...and so i went around searching for her...and guess what? i bumped into GUY E! hahahahaha...and so not wanting to miss out more shows..i brought guy E to cellulite and i can swear that her face literally LIT UP! *laughs* little did she know..guy E was just telling me that cellulite messaged him 2 weeks ago to ask if he's clubbing and guy E lied to her that his hp went low on battery when she questioned him on why he didnt reply her message..*laughs*

side-tracked a little..guy E is actually interested in ah lian..actually, kinda expect it to happen this way because guy E is an ah beng...haha! and apparently, ah lian told guy E that she's single and available..and i broke the bubble by telling guy E that she's lying to him...but then again, i guess guy E doenst really care because he can just fuck and throw away...*laughs* anyway, i think this ah lian and her boyfriend could be having problems..she's already attached but she went around telling people that she's single...and she continued to flirt outrageously with guys when her boyfriend was not around...seriously, are such people call "sluts"? *shrugs*

anyway, that night she was hanging out with the neighbor..can see that she's trying EXTREMELY HARD to seduce him..but somehow i think she failed...still need my help before she could steal a kiss from him..i felt kinda bad to make him kiss an ugly auntie...hahahha! and then another moment i saw her hugging her colleague...in an intimate manner...and then suddenly i saw her hugging guy E when guy E was about to leave..didnt know that her way of saying goodbye is by hugging..guess she must have enjoyed herself very much...but sadly, he's interested in ah lian...*laughs* basically, if i were to questioned her on her behavior..she would just say.." aiyah, i'm having fun mah..now i've learnt to have more fun...you also very happening right? " duhz?! what has it got to do with ME? if you ask me...i think if anyone were to comment that she's behaving like a bitch..she would DEFINITELY insist that it's ME who had taught her to behave that way...seriously, i dont know why she always has to put me down...

anyway, towards the later part of the night..she fell alseep on the couch...it was sooooooo unglam..but then again, even when she's all make-up and dressed-up..she still look unglam...*laughs* and so i let her sleep for a while...and when i woke her up..she just kept mumbing that she wanted to sleep...so i told her..." hey, i'm going off..let's go... " and then she mumbled that she wanted to sleep again..i very much wanted to leave but her colleague asked me to send her home as we live very near each other...and so i had to keep pestering her to go home with me..and guess what she said? she said..." where's my neighbor ah? " fuck lah..what neighbor? there's only me...there i was..trying to get her home..and there she was..kept asking about her neighbor...eveyrtime i managed to wake her up..she would only ASKED THE WHEREABOUTS OF HER NEIGHBOR! i got so fed-up that i just left the club..and messaged her one last time... " hey, i'm downstairs now...outside...going home..you wanna come now? if not i'm leaving! " and her reply was.." did you see my neighbor? " what the fuck??!!! neighbor again? then i replied.." no i didnt and i dont really care...so you coming down now? " and she finally replied.." yes, wait for me..coming now.. " and when she's down....she kept insisting that she's not drunk..she's sober but sleepy...well, whatever!

then we bumped into her neighbor's friend and she started asking him about the neighbor AGAIN...with all the hustle and bustle..i got so tired and hungry that i persuaded them to go eat with me...*laughs* and so we went to the coffee shop down the road..and while we were eating..she kept saying this... " wah, damn sianz..drink so much still so sober...i cannot get high already....sianz.. " the friend and i just kept quiet and ate..and she repeated herself again in another few mintues time...and finally, one of us asked if she drank a lot..and as usual..she said yes...blah blah blah..but seirously, i didnt really see her drink...*shrugs* then as we were about to leave...her colleague came by and they started to flirt again....*argh* i wanted to go home already...my body language was so obvious...i was sitting with my back facing them and giving her the " i want to go home " look but she ignored me and continued chatting...finally, after the neighbor's friend got into a cab....i said.." hey, you guys continue talking..i'm going home now... " and i stood up..all ready to go..and she finally said.. " okok, i'm coming with you... " okay, now i know how to make her go home with me...but i could see her unwillingness to leave...and in the cab, she once again emphasize that she drank a lot but yet she's sober....seriously, i felt like telling her..." whatever, i dont give a fuck! " but i just looked out of the window and pretended to be asleep...*laughs*

tsk tsk tsk....seriously, i dont know why am i still maintaining a friendship with her...can someone enlighten me please? thanks! :)

please belt up for your safety...

friday was a very very "exciting" day for me...

look at these:



nope, they are not abstract arts..they are pictures of the right side of MY CAR...yes, my car..my one and only mitsubishi lancer...can you see the hole? did you notice that the side mirror is gone? *sob* before anyone is convinced that lady driver = lousy driver... let me break the news..this is NOT done by me...but MY BROTHER...*laughs* well, apparently, he was reversing and then he didnt notice that there's a pillar on his right..and then he reversed and *bang* the side mirror dropped, body scratched and dented and a hole appeared...seriously, i have no idea, how did that hole appear..and if he has been driving at a slow speed...how can the side mirror just dropped off...also, this doesnt look like a car that was reversing slowly... although i do not doubt my brother..but i seriously think the pillar has hands...it ripped off my side mirror and punched my car for "waking" it up...*sighz* so sad...this is the first thing i saw in the morning...and i was so sad...my car is only 6 months old and it has to undergo major surgery..and my dad drove it to the mitsubishi workshop and they quoted 1,800 for the repairs...*gasps* so my dad will drive to the normal workshop and hope to get a deal that's less than 1000...well, at least my brother was feeling remorseful and willing to fork out money to pay...and for that responsibility, i forgive him..*smilez*

look at these now:



this is an accident along CTE...and gues what, i'm in the taxi! *laughs* i took a cab home on friday after some drinks at kazbar and i was so lazy and it started to rain..and so i decided to take a cab...on the cab, i was chatting with the taxi driver...and he was just commenting that most taxi drivers will not want to drive on rainy days as the roads are slippery and if they got into an accident, their 1000 bucks deposit will be forfeited...and while we were driving along CTE..suddenly, he had to e-brake and then i could hear screeching sound..and thank God that the car didnt skid...and then *wham* the taxi banged right into the black mitsubishi...it was a huge bang..because if i didnt belt myself up, i would have be thrown forward and hurt myself..but the safety belt was there to restrain that force...

basically, the accident happened when the black mitsubishi suddenly swerved into the taxi's lane, hoping to avoid another accident between another taxi, a hyundai and a mazda...this is my speculation..because after the collision, there are 6 cars in total...2 taxi, 1 mitsubishi, 1 hyundai (the sandwiched car), 1 mazda and another silver unknown car....suddenly, you see 6 men getting down the cars and exchanging numbers and driver's license and taking pictures...i thought it's pretty exciting...okay, i sounded sick..but well, i do feel sorry for my taxi driver..his taxi is the last car and he banged the back and so his 1000 is forfeited and also, he got to pay for the damages...so in the middle of CTE i stood..not knowing how to cross the road to the road shoulders..i called my dad to tell him that i'm in CTE and asked him to come and fetched me...

well, i must say..i'm quite sad that NO ONE actually stopped to offer me a ride...NOT A SINGLE SOUL...although there were empty taxis..but none stopped...and many cars slowed down to look at the accident.....but NONE stopped to ask if i want a ride..at laest out of CTE..and so i had to stand in the middle..till the tow trucks came...stopped the traffic..then i followed the cab to the road shoulders and waited for my dad...the tow truck uncle was nice..he ensured that i'm safely in my dad's car before moving off with the taxis...it was really an experience...actually i thought i felt slightly painful under my breasts...*laughs* but luckily there' no bruises..but frankly speaking, my head did hurt a little..from the impact of the collision...but i'm okay already... *smilez* the taxi driver was quite alright..kept asking me if i'm alright...and i felt kinda bad..because it seemed like i have the bad luck for cars on that day...*laughs*

so people out there...listen to the traffic police...do not drink and drive...do not speed...and belt up for your safety!! it REALLY works...

the days of my life

havent been updating for quite some time..not that i have nothing to write..but just that i'm too lazy...*laughs* so here's a summary of the days of my life from 08/28/06 to 09/04/06...

Summer Party 2006
after i came back from my KL trip...it's time to party..at my office's summer party..it's held at sentosa...at palawan beach and the theme is retro..which i think it's quite dumb...retro @ the beach? *laughs* anyway, there's free flow of alcohol ( yes, alcohol = beer and hard liquor), free flow of food ( but the food sucks), free air-brush tattoo, free massage, free palmistry, free crystal-grazing...basically, it's a PARTY! really cool... brought my friend along and her boyfriend..but sadly, my friend treat it more like a date with her boyfriend than with me..the WHOLE TIME...she and her boyfriend was ALWAYS together...i dont even have 5 minutes alone with her...wasted my tickers...many times, my colleagues asked.." hey, who did you bring? " and i always replied.." my friend AND her boyfriend and they have disappeared... " how ironic is this... anyway, i managed to get 2 bottles of hard liquor - tequila and gin and 5 bottles of beer...*laughs* i managed to persuade the bartenders at my party to give me 2 bottles within 5 minutes...i think i'm good *winks* only 5 bottles of beer because that's the total number of bottles i can carry to my car after the party...*laughs*

Is it good to have an uncle who looks young and hip?
i have an uncle...i'm quite close to him..he's smart, hip and not that young but looks really young.rich and established too...has everything that i would want - career, car, house, cash...anyway, i was with him 1 saturday and on that day alone...3 persons thought that he's MY BOYFRIEND!! *gasps* in the morning..i was at his house..and then this young man was helping him to install some things..and then we were talking and then he was asking me what my uncle does and all..and i told him and then he said.. " wah, so established when he's so young " and i said.." young? no lah, he's old already...40 plus and he's my uncle " and he was like.. " no lah, cannot be... i thought he was your friend " *laughs* then later while having lunch at some hawker center...as i didnt bring any money...the lady came and i told her i had no money..then my uncle came along and paid for it..the lady said.." it's right for the guy to pay mah " wah..win already....then later at night..while shopping at orchard...bump into mr chong...and later he told me..." i didnt know your uncle look so young.thought you out dating.. " sighz..is it a good or bad thing to have a young and hip uncle??? *shrugs*

I am NOT a PIMP!
i have no idea why...but i always have guy friends saying this to me.." hey, got girls to intro to me? " sighz...does my face shout "PIMP"???!!! seriously, what makes my guy friends think that i have girls to intro to them...what makes them think that my girl friends are not attached? one of them even asked further.." are they attached for long? " seriously, if they are not...does that mean that my guy friends stand a chance of breaking up a blossoming relationship? seriously, do guys really only think with their dicks? argh! i think the next guy who said this to me.. i'm going to say.." i intro MYSELF to you and i'm rejecting you NOW! " *laughs*

I cannot be lazy with my words
recently..i have been rather lazy with my words...*laughs* will cite 2 examples...there was this day..i went over to my colleague..my intention is to ask for his indonesian-english dictionary..and so i went to him and asked.." hey, can i borrow your dict? " i guess the word "dict" sounded very much like "dick" and he looked at me with a shocked face...and so i went.." i meant your dictionary... " *laughs* then just today..i was typing a msn message to mr chong...my intention is to ask him if he wants to borrow "sex and the city" DVDs..and i just typed.." hey, you want sex? " *laughs* this is baddddddddd...

Crocodile Hunter is dead...*sob*

Steve Irwin aka Crocodile Hunter is dead...he was killed by a stingray...this is so sad and so ironic... although i'm not a big fan of his..but somehow, i've always enjoyed his shows..i like the ways he handles those crocodiles with his bare hands...and the love he had for the reptiles...i mean most people would think that one fine day, he would be killed by the enormous reptiles because of the close contact but somehow, he's killed by the less deadly animals that he always handles...seriously, when i first heard the news..i wasnt very sure it's for real..but i guess...it's for real...so sad...no idea why i was sad..but somehow, i just feel sad... *sob* anyway, i will always remember him...seriously i will...although i have very small memory space....*smilez*

basically, these are the few more interesting aspects..the rest of my days..i spent it normally...sleep, eat, shop, watch tv...*laughs* i need to spice up my life!