"Strip Club"

no, i havent been to a real strip club. but seriously, if i dont think i would even need to go. i have just joined a gym in Hong Kong. and funnily enough, in the changing room, EVERYONE STRIPS! i am soooo serious. i am really fine with them stripping but i just dont understand why they can walk around naked when it's a public changing room. okay, if someone just stripped and changed outside, fine. this is what i do too. but there are some ladies, they stripped in front of the locker, walked to the toilets to pee, then walked back to their lockers to take some stuffs, then walked to the bathrooms. basically they walked here and there in their birthday suits. seriously, i am not a pervert but i couldnt help staring. i would look to see if their boobs are sagging (HAHA) and i will also look to see if they wax and what is the color of their pubic hair (HAHAHA). it's kinda gross to see a middle-age ( say 50 ) woman naked. and it's kinda interesting to see an ang-moh naked. they really have perky breasts and the pubic hair is golden-brown. HAHAHA okok now i sound like a pervert. anyway, i asked my colleague who joined the same gym if the guys stripped too. and he said " YES! " so now you know. if you wanna go to a strip club but am shy, join a gym! HAHA.

love but miss

it's been almost half a year since i moved to Hong Kong. there are things that i love about Hong Kong and there are things that i hate about Hong Kong. there are things i miss about Singapore and there are things that i dont miss at all. but i have to say, i didnt regret moving to Hong Kong and i thank God for this amazing opportunity.

love HK for...

(1) amazing team: not that i hate my previous team but seriously, my new team is quite amazing. i get along well with everyone and everyone is very nice and sweet to me. they invite me to join them in their activities as they know i dont have many friends in HK. they bought me flowers on my birthday. we help each other at work and there's absolutely no back-stabbing. one of them actually partied with me to celebrate my birthday after finding out about it via FB.

(2) experiences: after moving to the HK team, i have been exposed to different people and culture. it has definitely broaden my horizon. this is something which i can never learn from school or from other people. it has to be experienced personally. and i am blessed with this opportunity

(3) vibrancy (not sure if there's such a word. haha ): basically, HK is forever vibrant. people go out at 12am to party. shops dont close till midnight. central is always bustling with people and activities. i can go to the suburbs to see hong kong in a different light.

miss Singapore for...

(1) food: yes, the food in HK is good but food in SG is equally good. i miss food like char kway teow, ban mian, roti prata, chai tau kway, laksa, hainan chicken rice, ice kachang, bak chor mee, etc etc. sigh. i wish someone from Singapore can open a shop here and sell the authentic food at reasonable prices!!!! also, i miss home-cooked food. i do try to cook at home but they are usually instant stuffs.

(2) family: i do miss going home and seeing people at home. now, everyday i reach home, it's only me, myself and i and the TV. although i call home every friday, i still miss seeing my family. just last friday, i called home and spoke to my grandma. gawd, that was sooo awful. the moment i hear her voice, i wanna cry. i realized i really miss going to mygrandma's place every week. she told me that she went to the market the other day and the pork seller asked her if she wanna buy pig's kidneys ( she always buy them and cook them for me ) and she replied that im not in singapore and so she doesnt have to buy them. OMG! that really brought tears to my eyes. and i miss disturbing my brothers. and i miss talking to my parents. but of course, im still alright but just that sometimes, i miss them and feel lonely. i kept asking my mum and grandma when are they coming!

(3) friends: although i still keep in contact with my friends via email and msn, i still miss hanging out with them physically. i miss partying with them, having dinner with them, chilling out with them. in fact, i also miss my piano lessons. i know i can make new friends in Hong Kong but it's different. some of these friendships were fostered 10 years ago and they are still going strong. it's irreplaceable!

anyway i have no idea if i will be here for only 2 years or forever. personally, i would love to go back to Singapore because it's afterall my home! but then again, i really dont know what's my future's going be like. would i get married and settled in Hong Kong? or maybe i will move to another country? who knows. let's see how things go. for now, i'll enjoy whatever i have!

why is he sooo rude?

i dont understand why some ang-mohs are so rude. so what if they are ang-mohs? so what if they are from USA? so what if they dont have black eyes and yellow skin? they are working and living in Asia and so please show some respect. this ang-moh in my team is farking annoying. when i said "farking annoying", im not lying. he's been such a pain in the ass that i actually made him hate me. HAHAHA

Incident #1:

He's working in the Japan office and was in HK for work. We were given a list to call for prospecting one morning. In the afternoon, he came by my desk " so how many calls have you made? did you do anything useful today? why havent you started calling and make yourself useful?" WTH???!!! who the hell is he? my boss? N-O. N-O. N-O. so i told him " why are you asking me this? go away. i want to do something useful now " and he wanted to continue and i went " shut up. i need to call the client NOW " and i just picked up the phone and ignored him.

Incident #2:

a colleague asked me for help on some limitation on his computer. not very sure, i asked the experts on some global chats which we have. i used about 5 mins to ask some very simple questions and i just passed this information on. a very simple and easy gesture of kindness right? then this stupid idiot rang me up. he went " why are you wasting your time on an internal client when you can spend the valuable helping a real client?" seriously, that caused me to flare up! firstly, i was doing something and was really concentrating. secondly, all i did was ask some questions and pass on the info. is that so hard to do for a colleague? thirdly. WHO THE HELL IS HE TO ASK SUCH QUESTIONS? he is NOT my boss. my boss told me " i dont care what you do. just bring in the money". seriously. WHAT IS FARKING WRONG WITH THIS STUPID ANG-MOH? DOES HE REALLY THINK HE'S MY BOSS? so i told him " dude, seriously. it's just a small favor. i only had to spend 5 mins. not as if i spend 5 hours doing that. and what's wrong with helping a colleague. and finally. why are you even asking me this. i dont wanna talk to you anymore. bye " and i hung up. HAHAHA. then i said out loud in the office "farking idiot" and everyone around me went " woah. are you alright? " HAHAHA. see how much he pissed me off. then after a while, i thought i was kinda rude and so i called him back. before i can even say anything, he said " do you hung up on a client who ask you questions? i dont want to talk to you " and he hung up. RUDE ASSHOLE!!

Incident #3:

Today he asked a question on our common team chat and so i told him the answer and shared with him what i know. then he disagree and said that im wrong. well, fine. so i showed him where are the documents and which emails indicate that im right and i checked with another colleague and he agreed with me. suddenly my phone rang. so i picked it up and without even a "hello", this farking ang-moh went " you better get your facts right!" WTFH. he is soooo wrong and he still dare to tell me to get my facts right? i mean seriously, even if im wrong, he doesnt have to be that rude. who the hell he think he is???!!!! the things that he asked is VERY VERY basic and VERY VERY common. it's not something that we should or even get it wrong. the fact that he got it wrong means that he's a FARKING DUMB ASSHOLE. and he's still so full of himself. i was soooo farking pissed. i was kind to share with him what i know and all i got was " you should get your facts right " when he's the one who got it wrong. after which, i believed he went to check with other colleagues and realized that IM SO FREAKING RIGHT and he's SO FREAKING WRONG. not a single word of apology nor acknowledgement that im right and he's wrong. FARKING DUMB BASTARDIC ASSHOLE.

i mean seriously, yes he could be a trader previously and he's an ang-moh who can speak a little japanese and whatever. SO? does that make him more superior than me? does that make him smarter than me? he's such a sneaky snake. always doing things to "impress" the boss and all. but when it comes to the most basic and simple stuffs, he's SOOOOO dumb. dumb to the extent i cannot believe that he doesnt know the simplest of the simple facts. seriously, i didnt want to be his nemesis but can he not be so farking rude when he doesnt even have anything to be proud of?

he once said singaporean girls are the most boring girls he ever met. i told him " maybe singaporean girls are so not into you that they are trying to tell you to get lost? " A S S H O L E! he can kiss my arse and eat shit! the worst ang-moh i ever met!