windsurfing

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*beaming* this is what i've gotten over the weekend...took up a windsurfing course..and obtained the "license" to surf...went with princess mel and ms mah...

it was a full-day course...from 930am to 500pm...got up bright and early...really excited and happy about the whole thing...have been wanting to go but have been procastinating...the sun was bright..but not very bright..there's wind...but if you asked me...i thought the wind was slightly too strong...*laughs*

anyway, we were all gathered in this air-conditioned room...apparently, there were 2 groups of us - the working class and the NUSians...then this young looking and tanned guy introduced himself as "Alex" and sort of started the class with some brief introduction...telling us the parts of the sail and the board...anyway after the short theory class, we proceeded to our practical class...

we had 2 instructors to us - Li Wee & Stephanie...the practical lessons started at the stimulator..where they showed us the basic steps and got us to tried it out on the stimulator...and as per the instructors, the stimulator is damn steady but funnily, i lost my balance on my first try on it...*laughs* guess i am not a steady person...

for the first hour of the practical lesson, this is what i have been doing:

Step 1: Haul myself up the board...funnily, the instructors got up the board rather gracefully and swiftly while i literally have to haul myself up in the most obscene position and my shorts keep dropping off...*lauhgs*

Step 2: To stand and balance on the board... this was not really tough..but because after hauling myself up the board..i need to rest first before standing up and when i actually stood up...the waves had already washed me up the shore...*laughs*

Step 3: Pulling the sail up and be in secure position...seriously speaking..the sail is damn heavy...have to use a lot of strength..and also, the secure position not really secure...*laughs* dont understand why it was called that when it's totally opposite...

Step 4: Fall into the sea... normally, when i'm halfway through or when i finally got hold of the mast, i would have dropped into the sea...*laughs*

after much struggle, i finally manage to get into secure position and the instructor shouted..." okay good good..now sailing position!! " and alli could replied was..." I CANT!!!" *laughs* and then i fell into the sea again and it's time for lunch....

man we were so hungry...that the 3 of us thought the chicken rice was very very delicious!! *laughs* after lunch, we had another short theory lesson and then it's to the stimulator again...and to the sea we go...for the second half of the day, i had a more fruitful procedure...

Step 1: Hauled myself up the board, pulled up the sail and be in secure position... not sure if it's the chicken rice...amazingly after the lunch, i could do these quite easily..maybe the instructors decided to help me by putting in some magic potion...*laughs*

Step 2: Got into sailing postion and actually managed to sail out... was really really happy that i managed to sail....the feeling was great!! although i felt rather insecure as i was not sure...during sailing..what was i supposed to do...was i supposed to look in front? look at the sail? think of the wind? look out for obstacles? control the sail? control the board? where's my left? where's my right? how to stop? so many questions running in my head...

Step 3: Trying to turn back and sail back and fell into the sea... *laughs* whenever i tried to make an u-turn...and i could hear the instructor shouting..." right leg over, then turn, control, blah blah " but when i was out there, i couldnt differentiate between my right and my left anymore..and by the time i shifted my legs, the next moment....i'm underwater....

Step 4: Swam with the equipment back to shore and start all over again... and since i could not sail back, the only thing i could do was pull my equipment and swam back..which is so damn tiring...but luckily the waves helped...and then walked to the other side of the shore and start all over again...*laughs*

one of the instructors told me... "hannah, you can try going out further..no need to come back so fast...there are more spaces out there to play..." to which i replid sheepishly... "I would love to...but then, i am unable to sail back and i dont think i can swim that far...haha" damn paiseh right..hahahaha....but it's a fact..and i couldnt deny the fact that if i were to go out too far, i would not be able to come back...seriously, i had no idea..why it was easy to go out but difficult to come back...everthing was the same just the change in direction...guess when i'm out there...i lost my differentiation of right and left!!! *laughs*

finally, i took my sail my way out for the last time...similiarly followed the steps..but somehow managed to get back onto the board and shifted my sail to the right position to sail back...instructor was giving instructions..and i was really trying my best to listen and followed...but somehow, i couldnt..and thus, i decided to sit down at the board and waddled my way back...*laughs* this got princess mel and ms mah laughing non-stop...maybe because i looked kinda blur...or maybe because i was showing them the "SOS" sign..*laughs*...maybe because the instructor also couldnt understand why did i suddenly sit down while trying to manipulate my sail while standing up...i reckoned there were many reasons...but actually i thought quite funny too...*laughs*

ooh...corey went down to windsurf...so nice of him right..although he went down to surf..not too bad..he can really surf...*laughs* but i think he went down to see me too...*laughs* he brought along a friend...whom i found extremely familiar...but could NEVER have met him before... had dinner together and then head straight back home as i was so damn tired...slept at 9am on a saturday...very very rare....*laughs*

it was indeed a fulfilling day....had fun and joy under the sun... must make a point to go windsurfing regularly..so that i can sail back..and not be a one-way windsurfer!! *laughs* hopefully, can meet some handsome and rich beach bum too!! *laughs*

TOM CRUISE!!!

*laughs* i know this is kinda small but i dont really care....please read the first line: Hannah, your match is Tom Cruise! *laughs* was doing this test on this website....and the name of the test is " The Celebrity MatchMaker" and so i just did the test...answered the questions...and lo and behold..the result showed that ME AND TOM CRUISE IS A PERFECT MATCH!!! mmm...katie holmes..please step aside and will the real mrs cruise please stand up please stand up.....

**hannah standing up and smiles**

tarot card reading

went to a friend's company summer party on saturday on sentosa....very nice party...free flow of food and booze!!! sitting under the sky, by the sea with all the sand...having food, beer and a band playing..dancing on the beach..this is life man....totally enjoyed myself!!

there's a tarot card reading booth...and me and friend decided to give it a try....but the queue was damn long..guess everyone is interested in their futures...we starting queuing and my friend met her colleagues and i really wonder... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM?? WHY MUST THEY SPEAK WITH A STUPID SLANG WHEN WE ARE ALL SINGAPOREANS??!!! funnily, my friend speak with a wierd accent too when speaking with them...anyway...it started to drizzle but we never gave up hope...we drank our booze and stood under the rain just to have our future read by the tarot lady...

finally it's my turn...took a seat at the cushion and i was told that i could asked only 2 questions due to the high demand...and immediately i know what i want to ask: my love life and my career... *laughs* very standard questions if you ask me....and i start to wonder what the tarot lady will tell me about myself...the lady started off by saying i am an intelligent person....*beaming*

my love life... this is what she said:

1. i am too occupied with trying to be independent, too busy with work, no social life...

somehow this seemed true...i dont have much social life as i am occupied with earning $$$...

2. although i looked sociable and friendly and all, but i am actually a shy person...

*laughs* i think many friends will have jumped up to disagree but seriously speaking..i think it's true...when i meet the guy i really like...i will be damn shy....and so she asked me to be more open

3. i have no confidence in my attractiveness...

*laughs* she said i do not believe that i can attract guys...so i must start believing...*laughs* i find this very true personally....

4. i am too judgemental and dont know what i want...

if you ask me...i think this is damn accurate...seriously speaking..if you ask me what i want in guys..i have no answers...and i do have an idealistic view of guys and if the guys that i met dont really fit, i will just shut my door...*laughs*

5. i will meet my special guy in 2008..

*grins* i really wonder who is that...i'm so excited about this....but i've forgotten to ask where and how i would meet him...so silly of me....*sighz*

6. i am going to meet someone but that someone is not ready to commit and so i shouldnt pin too much hope on him...

mmm...but i am also not ready to commit...so maybe i wil meet my boyfriend soon...*laughs* shall see how things go...

generally speaking..she seemed very accurate...i didnt say a single word but just drew 6 tarot cards for her and this is what she said to me....pretty scarry ya...

my career...this is what she said:

1. i'm comfortable in where i am now but am mentally stressed...felt trapped and wanted to leave

OH MY GOD!! this is very very true...but come to think of it...it seems to be how most singaporeans felt right? but somehow, i really want to leave....so i asked her how and when...

2. i will have to make a decision at the end of year to leave or not to leave..but 2006 is not a good year as it's the transition year...2007 will be a year of opportunities...

mmmm...ask me to wait till 2007...CANNOT ah...i will die....but am really curious to know if what she said will come true....hmmmm

3. i will be rich but will not be a tai tai as i am the restless type...

*laughs* there goes my tai tai dream....*sighz* but at least i will be rich..she said i will have assets....*laughs* wonder what are my assets..my friend tol dme... "dear, HDB flat also asset leh..." chamz..how how how??? i dont want HDB flat...i want land!! airplanes!! cars!! stocks!! money!!!

4. i will travel a lot in my late 40s or even migrate...

mmm....sianz..i thought can travel a lot earlier..as i like to travel...but seriously i dont mind migrating...*laughs* maybe my travelling a lot in my late 40s means that i have married an ang moh??!!! *laughs* mmm...guess you all can start calling me MRS CRUISE!!! hollywood here i come!!! *laughs*

mmm...why did she tell me more about my love life than my career...i asked more questions about my career but she gave lesser info....as for love life...she rattled on and on and on....*laughs* do i really look THAT desperate??? well...am not going to believe totally in this...but i will see if what she said is accurate....this is pretty exciting!!!

clubbing virgins

went club momo on friday...with princess mel and 2 clubbing virgins.... *laughs* actually only one of them is a virgin..the other has clubbed before...but he behaved like a virgin!! the other....he's a true-blue virgin!!!

actually, they wanted to drink...to go somewhere for drinks and not partying...but then i suggested over dinner... " shall we go momo? " and surprisingly the true-blue club virgin didnt reject that idea...because under normal circumstances, he would have rejected strongly about clubbing...i had tried numerous times to ask him to club and he had simply said " no thanks " without much hestitation...was really surprised at his agreement...*grins*

anyway...these 2 virgins quite funny ah..because it was free entry and one-for-one before 10, they wanted to meet at 8 plus...to utilize the free enty and one-for-one but i cannot join them because i had to chauffeur my mum home and all..and so princess mel had to meet them first...and they managed to get in before 10....while i got in around 11pm...*laughs*

when i got there...they had like 4 jugs waiting for me....amazing!! i thought the drinks would have been gone by then...but they were really good right...anyway, we started to play five-ten and "7-up" games...which was rather funny..because true-blue virgin had no idea how to play five-ten...we had to demostrate a few times before he got it....*laughs*

after we finished our drinks...we proceeded to the dance floor...where me and princess mel swayed to the music and the 2 virgins stood here...*laughs* actually, the true-blue virgin really just stood there...the other tried to dance to the music..not a bad effort if you asked me....*laughs*

we were all tired and left the club rather early...initally i had craving for prata...and was thinking where to go for prata...then after tihnking..realized that it's very troublesome and my craving for prata also disappeared...and so we took a cab home!! *laughs*

i must say....i really love the toilet in club momo...it's so nice and spacious..clean and with nice sofa to rest my feet...and they dimmed the lighting in the toilet and the walls are purple and so romantic and cosy....and also, there are many nice cars outside the club...mitsubishi evolutions, nissan fairladies, WRXes, toyota celicas, RX8s, ferraris, lamborghinis, porsches, CLKs, BMWs....so nice!!!! wished i had the chance to ask the valet to park my nissan skyline right outside club momo!!

now i wonder....will the 2 clubbing virgins still go clubbing again?

my last 24 hours...

little things in life make life interesting... here's some thoughts and events that occured during my last 24 hours...

met up with a long-time-no-see friend yesterday and a not-so-long-time-no-see friend with a see-5-times-a-week friend for dinner...although i havent seen the long-tome-no-see friend for a long time, he's still the same..always sleepy...always talking nonsense...and always making silly sentences...when he first saw me..he said..." wah..what happen to you? you are so fit now" mmm...what's the meaning of this? was he implying that i have grown fatter? taller? bigger size? or what the fuck? this word is very interesting ya....and so i looked up the dictionary and this is the actual meaning.... FIT = mentally and physically sound, healthy... so i reckoned my friend meant that i looked healthy..but i didnt think that i look sick before...anyway...i would take it as a compliment....although my intuition told me that he meant i have grown BIGGER!!*laughs* the other friend...still the same..always wearing his company shirt and he's simply the same...was amazed that he actually carried a brolly in his bag...so auntified!! as for the see-5-times-a-week friend...she's she.....*laughs*

this morning...i woke up slightly later..and so i missed my usual 8am bus...so as i walked towards my bus-stop...as i approached my bus-stop...i saw my bus...i ran with all my might....and boy was i tired...although i was not far from the bus and the bus-stop but i'm wearing a pair of heels...although it's not high..but still it's a pair of fucking heels...but the bus driver was kind enough to wait for me to dash across the road...and so i managed to catch this bus...as i sat on the bus...i was thinking to myself... " when i was younger and in school, i would NEVER run after a bus because i thought it was very unglam...but now, i was running frantically after a bus in heels and handbags..." can someone tell me...which is more unglam? a student in school uniform and sports shoe running after a bus or a lady in skirt and handbag chasing after a bus? hahahahahaha...i guess as we mature, we become more thick-skinned....

which leads me to another point...when i was much younger....i would NEVER dine alone...and even if i do, i MUST have a book or magazine with me..i simply could not just buy a bowl of noodles, find a seat and sit down and enjoy the meal...i thought it was very unglam...like as if i was so damn unpopular and no one wanted to dine with me...but now i can do it....eating alone is no longer a phobia...no longer a taboo...eating alone can be rather interesting at times...and i believe i am NOT alone...i remembered my mum telling me the same thing too...she couldnt dine alone when she's younger..but as the years passed...she couldnt be bothered...*laughs* am i aging prematurely? hmmm.....

this morning....a weird thing happened to me....i was on the train..and the lady beside me was reading a book on aquarium plants and animals..and so i peeked over and read together with her...*laughs*...well..it'e either she's a slow reader or i'm a fast reader...i always had to wait for her to finish and flipped the page...and so while waiting..i turned to my other side..and saw this other lady....she's normal..nothing much..couldnt remember her features..but anyhow...stole a glance at her from head to toe....hahahahaha...then i went back to my reading...and then suddenly the girl beside me said.." what are you looking at? stop it! fuck!" i was shocked...was she talking to me? but i had already stopped looking at her and i was reading the book...i dare not turned because i'm afraid she might glared at me...hahahahaha....then suddenly she picked up her phone and called someone...and what a difference...one minute again...she was like some fierce english-speaking ah lian..the next moment..she's like the girl-next-door...she sounded so damn bloody sweet...hahahaha..but i couldnt catch her converstaion....damn...when i arrived at my station, i saw that a guy was standing right in front of her and she's wearing a sphagetti top..so my conclusion: the uncle was staring at her pathetic cleavage and she had caught him doing that and asked him to stop staring!!

not a bad 24 hours.....

national day at sentosa...

it was national day on tuesday...09 August 05...and instead of the padang....me and a few colleagues decided to go sentosa....*smilez* we decided to bring our own food...and shall picnic and tan at the beach...and so we got up bright and early and met at harborfront station...i thought everyone would be on their way to either (1) padang, (2) carnival at marina or (3) esplanade...but hell i was wrong....there were so many people going to sentosa as well....but funnily NO hunks..but tons and tons of INDIANS... stupid...so black already..still go sentosa....waste the sunlight only....*laughs*

it was bright and sunny when we were waiting for the bus to bring us onto the island..and we were still thanking God for the sun...but the moment we reach the beach..it started to pour...and we had no where to hide but we went to the makeshift toilet...*laughs*

hahaha...i was not in the picture because i was the photographer...and the rain was really heavy and pouring..and we all got worried...and started to pray in the toilet for the rain to stop and for the sun to shine..*laughs* and we got so hungry that we opened a packet of potato chips to munch....it was the tastiest chips that i ever had in my whole life....because i was damn hungry...hahahahaha

well...soon after..the rain stopped..and we made our way to the beach..we decided to choose an area nearer to the toilet...and because of the rain..the beach changed from "headful" to "headless"....and so we took our time and chose a good spot..and without further adue, we proceeded with our food...we had...sandwiches, agar-agar, sausages, eggs, chips and drinks....yummy!!!

well..i guess our prayers worked...becuase for the rest of the day..the sun was shining so brightly...that we all got burnt...except for mel and renu..who hid under layers of sun block and were always looking for shade...while me, jill and yilin were applying layers of sun tan and were always in the sun...but ultimately, renu and mel was not burnt...and the 3 of us had red and burning skin...but funnily, renu commented that she had a burnt scalp!! *laughs*

**we have joy, we have fun we have seasons in the sun** it was a very nice day we had...we took several pictures....with our bikinis..and with clothes on...although i think i looked much nicer with clothes on because i had a horrendous figure...but then again...i dont care..i want an even tan...and so i wore the bikini....*laughs*

i love this picture because my tummy was not captured...and cannot really see any fats..hahahaha

another of my favorite...because i was hidden nicely behind melissa...hahahahahaha...good picture..well-taken...

but this is my favorite..i thought this picture was so damn cute...but then can see my horrendous figure..but i dont give a fuck sia...because i want an even tan and i was at the beach!! cant expect me to wear pyjamas, suits or gowns right? hahahahaha...

decided to take our back views....and was pretending to be looking at some rubbish but when we were taking this picture...we were giggling non-stop....because we thought it was damn funny....and after the picture is taken...i thought my hair was funny....hahahahaha...

actually there was this moment..when i was playing with the mat that we had...and somehow....the camera caught me in a pornographic position (at least to me)....and one of them even caught me on video...sighz....all my fats and ugly postures were capture in those multimedia....but i'll be nice..here's me doing some yoga cum pornographic position...hahahahaha...

we had a great day....and it was definitely a day filled with joy and laughter.....we had dips in the cool sea...were singing silly songs....were talking rubbish...simply enjoying ourselves....and we even went shopping at harborfront shopping mall..had dinner at sakae sushi..had ice-cream and each of us bought a pair of shoes!!!

auntie...you are so damn irritating!!!

BIG SIGHZ.....this auntie in my office is really getting up my nerves....she is such a BIG PAIN IN THE ASS!! seriously speaking, i really wonder how did this auntie manage to survive in the corporate world...maybe being a powerful auntie is the key to success!! fuck...now i have to start acting like an BIG FAT AUNTIE!! *laughs*

anyway....this aunite pisses the shit out of me...she has this power to really have me shouting at her....people who knows me know that i dont normally shout...or do i? mmm.....anyway that's besides the point...but i always have the irritated tone when speaking to her...and i think i am fucking rude..but i really really really cannot help it...whenever i talked to her..i will naturally feel IRRITATED...it's a natural...just like when you look at me...the very first thought that comes to your mind is PRETTY...*laughs* this auntie will ALWAYS without fail...share her gossips, news, whatever with us...but seriously, we are not interested at all...her whatever is always so boliao..it's like..she had to tell use because she just couldnt keep her trap shut..it's like..she always have to TALK!!! for example...while we were all at work..she will get all our attention and when i refused to give her mine..she will say..." hello everyone..i have something important to share...come come...." and then reluctantly i would give her the attention she wanted...and the important thing she wanted to tell us was......*drumrolls*......I CANT REMEMBER ALREADY..see it's so unimportant and insignificant that i simply cast it out of my memory...tsk tsk tsk

then this auntie...fucking kaypoh... every fucking thing she also want to know..want to chap one leg in...as long as it involves food...she everything also want to chap one leg..not that i dont want her to chap...but she chap ah...really only 1 leg....she everything also want..but everything also dont want to do....and her favorite pastime is DELEGATE...what the hell....recently, we have a breakfast thingy going on...to celebrate our relocation...and so me and mel was assigned this task to get the food...and so we assigned the food and all..and then suddenly this auntie...shoot a mail out and said she wanted a meeting to discuss this...WHAT RUBBISH!!!!???? discuss what? so stupid...since she's so keen on this...she shouldnt have gotten us to do it....so during the meeting...she wanted free gifts...she wanted more food..she wanted more $$$....she wanted this...she wanted that.....fucking hell...we had enough food and $$$...every manager is going to prepare some food and our HR person has collcted around 1000 bucks...IS SHE GOING TO FEED THE WHOLE OF SINGAPORE??? *mutter mutter*

then it was settled in the meeting that i would be going to the caterer to cater more dessert and drinks....and so when i got the food menu from the caterer...this auntie insisted on having her favorite food - water kuey (used hokkein to find out what food is this....haha) and i told her...." no leh..i thought we have decided to order more drinks and dessert kind of food..not this kind leh...." and this auntie replied..." no lah...xxx said leave it to us..we can order whatever we want...besides...this is my favorite food...." DUHZ....so what if it's your favorite..this is a breakfast for the team..not for you auntie!!! stupid leh..she insisted on that food...but ultimately i over-rode it by saying..." auntie, no one like this but you leh...we choose other things lah..." then she had no choice but to gave in...*chuckles* i simply refused to give in to her...who is she to determine the food to purchase..it has been agreed in the meeting that we shall order more dessert and drinks from the caterer...and there she went...demanding for her favorite food...who gives a fuck what food she like what she doesnt....stupid auntie...

then this auntie very horrible..always bully this little girl....she's a fresh poly grad...and so she's the youngest..and then this auntie ALWAYS arrow her to do this do that...and this little girl...is so irritated that she wanted to quit!!! see how hideous this auntie is.....such a monster....make the poor little girl so tired and irritated....and this little girl told me...last time...the old boss once told this auntie off...that she is not supposed to do the delegation...and the old boss will do it...so during the old boss era....this auntie will have to seek permission before giving extra work to this little girl...now the new boss is here..and so this auntie will delegate like there's no tomorrow...and because little girl is the most vulnerable...she attacks her mercilessly...poor girl...every extra work given to the girl MUST be treated with UTMOST IMPORTANCE and URGENCY...but the little girl has her own responsiblities to carry out as well...how can bully the girl until like that...must feedback to the boss...but wonder if the boss is free to entertain us...tsk tsk

this auntie is not the ugly and orbid looking kind..she looked kinda tai tai...and she's also a christian..but then she's like so damn....DUHZ...actually i am also a christian..but i swear and gossip about people openly...i think i am equally DUHZ... *laughs* but at least i am a nice gal...=) then this morning i recieved a bad news... boss wanted me to work with auntie on something....think i will have to do most of the work and she claim most of the credit...BIG SIGHZ...

dim sum dollies

went to watch dim sum dollies yesterday night...it was so bloody hilarious!!! i laughed till i teared for a few times....the 3 dollies were simply AMAZING....selena tan, pam ooi and emma yong....they are simply marvellous and talented...they can sing...they can dance...they can act...they are simply GOOOOD!!! and not to forget...the ever-so-wonderful HOSSAN LEONG...he's like the mmm...my english sucks...and all i can say is.....HE'S THE ONE!!! *laughs*

the jokes and songs were funny....i love the one where they did the bollywood thingy...*laughs* the lyrics went something like that..." we sing from the heart, tell the stupid chinese we do more than dance around the tree"....*laughs* and another favorite scene was the one where it's Lucy Liu vs Zhang Zi Yi... i must say...pam ooi did a bloody good job in imitating the american accent and emma yong spoke perfect mandarin...and the best line would be " the soup is too salty" *laughs* this was what zhang zi yi said when lucy liu said she couldnt speak english..and she said..." i can...the soup is too salty " this almost made me rolled and laughed....

hossan leong did the perfect impersonation of all types of women....and i didnt know he played the piano so damn well....am really really really really impressed...and he can sing as well..although not as good a pavarotti...but at least better than many singers in the music industry....

all in all..i was satisfied with the whole musical..although they are not as good as those from broadway like "Cats" or "Phantom of the Opera"...but this musical is HIGHLY ENTERTAINING!!! a friend of mine caught it on saturday..and she told me..." it's alright ah...there's this part on brazilian waxing and it reminds me of you... " *lauhgs* mmm...actually wonder why was she not satisfied with it...maybe she had a higher form of art appreciation and have her own form of art interpretation but for me...this musical is good enough to make me go...." BRAVO " =)

rubbish..

just some thoughts here and there...but basically they are quite rubbishy...if you are not in the mood for nonsense..i would suggest that you click the "X" found at the top right hand corner of your screen...

there's a pool table located at one corner of our office building....went to have a game during lunch today...and as usual..i lost...but not too bad..i managed to hit some balls into the pockets...*laughs* maybe they should have installed PS2 or gameboys....i would become a regular there...*laughs*

got to know a colleague recently and he happened to be from newcreation!! *yay* but he's rather holy...asking me which ministry i join..what do i serve...blah blah...so paiseh..i am the MOST inactive church member you can ever imagine...so when he started asking....i couldnt answer and it was kinda embarassing...*laughs* but he's quite funny..he told me.."join more ministries...then you will get a boyfriend..." mmm...funnily i NEVER mention that i am looking for one...do i have the word "desperate" written ALL over my face?? anyway am glad to have found out that he's from my church...=)

there's a new evolution 9 in my neighborhood carpark...car plate is SX8000X...never get to meet the owner before though..it's a nice car..but dont like the color...anyway..there's a s-class benz in the same carpark...car plate is S8000** (cant remember the alphabets)...anyway...my whole point is...i was wondering....do these 2 cars belong to the same person since it's both 8000...but i realized that the s-class has disappeared after the evo 9 appeared....so my conclusion was: The owner has sold his s-class to buy a evo 9....*laughs* but the other day, my brother came back home and said..." wahahaha...i saw the s-class again!!" so i guess my guess is wrong...

have been having weird dreams lately..the latest weird dream that i could remember was something i dreamt about yesterday....i dreamt that i was cleaning my room when a big scorpion climbed onto my bed...i screamed for help and my mum arrived..she also screamed but she was brave enough to pick up the scorpion and threw it outside the window...however, within seconds, the scorpion appeared..and i screamed again...and my mum screamed too..and then my alarm clock screamed....*laughs* that's all...weird right?

my brother came by my office today to pass me something...because we need to wait for our uncle to come by as well..so he stopped the car outside the building..and the security came and chased us away...then we drove and park along the road near the building..the security came and chased us away again....so we have to make one big round and stopped by the roadside near the building but out of the security's sight....fucking stupid...but i guess they were afraid of terrorist attack...but i dont think i look like one...but anyhow..i guess the security guards must be 100% singaporean....why?? KIASU!! *laughs*

mmmm...didnt know i have so much rubbish in my life!! *laughs*

what an auntie....

just moved into my new office...didnt change job..didnt change environment..just moved office..because of cost efficiencies and all the crap lah....*laughs* anyway....the new office is new...everything seemed new..but rather cramped and small but good enough for me...*grins*

anyway, i want to bitch about this auntie...she's really one kind...classic example....fucking irritating...fucking horrible....the worst auntie i have seen thus far in my office...she's all the bad aunties rolled into one....

she's ALWAYS delegating....i cannot believe that our company pay her so much just to delegate?her role is just a delegator? stupid! every time a job is assigned to her..she will convieniently and happily delegate to the other people around her...i remembered..there was this time...me, auntie and princess mel supposed to get some allocation job done...boss specifically said me, auntie and princess mel...so if my maths didnt fail...it's THREE persons to sit together and do right...well..this auntie very smart...everything we do..and then we show her..she just said...CAN...and then when we show boss..boss said..." wrong..this is not what i want..didnt auntie tell you all?" and we would look blur and said..."eh no leh..."what's the fucking problem with this woman...why she like make us look so silly and do extra work...

then recently, we are moving to new office..and so a lot of packing has to be done for our team...and so this auntie happily assigned the easy-to-pack cupboards to herself and 2 other colleagues...while giving me and the other 2 to pack the more challenging ones...anyway, we didnt complain and did our packing....then this auntie happily walk around and gossip and dont know do what fuck..but didnt start packing..and when it's 5pm...she came and ask:" hannah you free? can help to pack? " and i replied :" huh? pack what? i finished mine leh..those cupboards are yours...anyway..not free..doing some reports... " *laughs* fucking hell...she dilly-dally then ask me to help her...then the ultimate thing is...she could happily leave the office at 6pm, leaving the other 2 collegues to finish up the job...WHAT THE FUCK!!!!?????

this auntie also extremely rude...we packed out things nicely and sealed up the box..and the boxes are ready to be moved by the movers the next morning...and then the next morning...one of our boxes was being ripped open..and then we asked around..." who opened up that box ah? " and this auntie could joyfully replied...." oh it's me...sorry ah..i need the calendar and so i opened up that box to take the calendar... " fucking hell....that is so so so so so so rude of her....so what if she needed the calendar? that doesnt give her the right to open other people's boxes to take what she want...if she really needed the calendar...opened her own damn fucking box....and she puts some of her things in other people's boxes..and when we were unpacking...without asking for permission, she once again opened another person's box to take her belogings...how rude can that be?

then she wants to bring EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING to the new office..it's already made known that the new office is damn cramped and we do not have enough space....paper plates, paper cups, paper utensils, table, cupboard, cups, etc ...ALL she wanted to bring to new office...then fine..you want..you pack...but nope..she's damn scheming...she asked us to pack for her..then when reached here...who will have to keep them..US!! what the hell....then she brought along a table..and she wanted to put at my side..but my side has a "everyone-must-pass" walkway... and if i put the table there..it's very difficult to walk..and i told her..." dont want lah..i dont want the table..very cramped and difficult to walk leh.. " and she could replied..." that's the whole point..dont let people cross... " huh? what the fuck?? then she kept insisting that the table be put at my side..and i kept rejecting...and i told her..." i dont want that table...i want that table for what? you want...you put at your side.. " that shut her up..but i reckoned she should have bad-mouthed me to several people by now...*laughs* but i dont care...

and i think she always back-stab people...new boss told many of us that punctuality is important..and a few of us always come in 9 plus...never at 9am...and i guess it must be her who told the boss that..because she's always in office by 8am...and there's this time...this colleaugue went to ask boss for a pay raise...and this colleague happily told auntie..and auntie went to tell boss NOT to give the raise....wah..win already...everyone thought they were on quite good terms..but this auntie went to say such things...fuck sia...and she's very into gossip...always can hear her gossiping and sharing gossips...mmm...not an easy person to deal with..must be fucking careful of her...

mmm...think i have become very vulgar...including this ...i have TWELVE "FUCK" in this entry....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hahaha..

although my title is "hahaha"..i am not going to write something funny...the title was titled as "hahaha" because i have no idea what other titles to put...*laughs* anyhow..as i was typing this...i have nothing to write about here...tsk tsk...running out of things to write..does it mean (1) my life has come to a standstill, (2) i am living a monotonous and boring life, or (3) i'm dying...

suddenly i have this thought...actually not really a thought..but just suddenly i decided to write about this:

hahaha: how to use this 6-letter word?

(1) hahaha: can be used to indicate the inability to respond to a statement or question...for example when someone says :" do you think i am pretty?" and a good answer would be "hahaha"...

(2) hahaha: can be used as a linking word..especially when making a dubious statement...for example one can say :" is that man staring at me? wah..didnt know i am so pretty today..hahaha..so what's for lunch?"

(3) hahaha: can be used to indicate disinterest in a certain topic...when someone started a conversation on a boring topic..a good way to indicate disinterest is to say "hahaha" to all the statements made...

(4) hahaha: can be used to dispel any sense of hostility or unhappiness...for example a statement like this: she's such a fucking bitch..hahaha will be less aggressive than a statement like this: she's such a fucking bitch...

okay..i think i am fucking boliao..*grins*