gay sidekick!

anyone seen this movie? if not, PLEASE go catch it..it's hilarious and heartwarming...worth the watch definitely! there are moments of laughter and moments of "awwwww".... anyway recently the movies that i'm dying to watch somehow are linked to homosexuality...haha! this one's pretty obvious, "Savage Grace" has something to do with a homosexual's mother trying to "cure" his son and "Me and Myself" talks about a drag queen who lost his memories, fell in love with a girl and gain back his memories..wonder if this is the latest trend to talk about homosexuality...even the Home Section of Straits Times reported that 7 out of 10 Singaporeans will frown at homosexuals...*shrugs*

talking about homosexual..recently i managed to get acquainted with a gay! yay! finally my dream of having a authentic gay friend has come true..he's 500% gay! haha! and he has personally confirmed with me that he is indeed one....and he's a very very interesting person...he has very very feminine habits..such as daily facial regime which includes 10 bottles of creams, he spends 30 minutes daily on his hair, he blots his face regularly, he dresses nicely, he talks about how this guy or that guy look so hot and juicy, blah blah blah..it's amazingly interesting to see such comments coming out of a pretty boy! and he seriously has a boyfriend, whom i accidentally bumped into the other day..haha! and everyday, he would talk secretively and sweetly on his mobile and when i gave him "the look", he would give back the " go away, stop teasing me" look....hahaha! in fact he's soooo vain that i kinda felt slightly ashamed of myself...hahaha! and one thing for sure, he doesnt look at girls as a whole...whenever i asked him " hey, is this girl pretty? " his answer would always be.." her teeth are nice " or " she has nice hair " or " she has nice skin " ...hahahaha! soooo difficult for him to just admire the beauty of girls...oh, and one thing that i've been trying to get him to do is...to teach me how to give a good and satisfying blowjob! but till now, he refused..he only managed to give this advice: Experiment and Explore! HAHA!

anyway, the only comment he has given me thus far.... YOU'RE A VERY GOOD CANDIDATE FOR A GAY SIDEKICK! haha! mmmm....am i? what do you think? oh anyway, many ask me to "seduce" him to "convert" to a normal straight guy..but no way, i like him the way he is now... *winks*

thou shalt not be unglam at all times!

i'm soooo pisssed with myself....

on sunday, i met the love of my lifetime..actually..not really..hahaha! basically i bump into this guy whom i had a crush on for the longest time...he's the ONLY guy i had a crush on for almost 2 years and still think that he's so damn hot and juicy that i still yearn to see him now and then...when i found that one of my ex-coworker is his girlfriend..i was soooo excited to see him at our summer party in 2006 and when i saw him...i couldnt believe it but my heart palpitations really got faster...* sighz*

anyway, i was at my granny's house and my cousins were pestering me to bring them to macdonald's..and so i agreed...basically, i was in a pair of shorts and t-shirts, flip-flops, hair pinned up, face all burnt as i just spent 2 hours under the sun swimming...and with 2 screaming kids, i walked to the fast-food restaurant...the moment i stepped in..i caught sight of him...alas, still looking all hot and tasty...but here i was, dressed like an auntie with a kid on either side screaming.." i want apple juice and french fries! "

intially i was hoping that i saw wrongly and that cute guy over there was not who i thought he would be as there were many occasions that i thought i saw him but it wasnt him...and so i stole a few more glances and alas, it was really him...and i was in such an unglam status...at that very moment, i was hoping for my fairy godmother to appear and dressed me up in the latest fashion and all but all i got was more rantings of " i want french fries and apple juice! " from the 2 little rascals sitting close by...and all i could do was to say yes to the rascal and buy whatever they want...

seriously, why must i be soooo unlucky??!!! of all times, why must i only bump into when i'm at my most unglam moment?? what if he thought i was kinda cute and wanted to approach me but then realized that i was married with 2 kids? what if he was laughing at me for getting married and becoming an old hag at such a young age? what if ..... he doesnt even recognize me???!!! * sob sob * although im quite sure he doesnt even know who i am.. whyyyyyyyyyy?????????? so unfair...

so THOU SHALT NOT BE UNGLAM AT ALL TIMES!!!!

Jesus Camp - Fact or Fiction?

watched this movie with a friend last sunday:

it was kinda disturbing to know that there are such christians around and it seemed that Geroge Bush is one of them and blah blah blah...however, i really wonder, is this fact or fiction? i dont know..i mean it's not exactly a movie but a film..and it seems like a documentary..but then again, this can be filmed from a single point of view right? not really sure but seriously, it's kinda eerie...

but on a lighter note, some of the kids are quite cute...they are still very childish in their mannerisms but yet they do show that they really love God but in the scary type of way i guess..and i thought the guy with the tail, whose name is Levi, is kinda cute...and i think he will grow up to be really cute...hahaha!

oh btw, i went to watch this with a guy friend...and when my brother knows about it..he went..." poor guy, so young already disabled..blind to go out with you.." HAHA! what an arsehole..and then after the movie, my brother called me to pick him up and so i did..and then his gf was with him..and the moment i dropped my friend off, his gf shot me with questions: who is he? where is he from? do you like him? does he like you? are you getting it on? are you 2 dating? why dont you like him? etc etc etc...oh my god...cant a girl go out with a guy friend and keep it plutonic? tsk tsk tsk..so narrow-minded...anyhow, nothing's gonna happen..we're just very very good friends... *smilez*

going to watch a play with him soon...maybe another few more movies...but DEFINITELY NO chance of development...so sorry mates if you're looking for romantic comedy..you got to stick to hollywood and not singawood...haha