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Monday, March 03, 2008

Prison Break Season 4!!!

previously on prison break......*hahaha* okay maybe to some not funny, but i really like to say this line. anyway, recently, we have a REAL prison break episode happening in the usually tranquil and happy singapore!!! it's BIG BIG BIG BIG news in a SMALL SMALL SMALL country like us. the JI head - Mas Salamat has escaped from the detention center. well, if you need more coverage, googled it and you get tons of hits on this.
anyway, it's like watching Prison Break with a much much much uglier main lead. haha! if only Mas Salamat is as handsome as Wentworth Miller and all. haha okay i sound like a bimbo now. anyway, maybe Singapore Police can learn from PB. check for any tattoos that Mas has and search his cell for any special equipment. Then get a very very analytical detective like Mahone to track Mas down. who knows, it might just work. haha!

actually, it's kinda weird. it's been so many days and no one asked the family members of Mas? is he all alone here in Singapore? and i mean Singapore is pretty small and our security has been something which i believe most Singaporeans are proud of but suddenly they couldnt find this man? and i think the whole of Singapore is very very very curious about how a man with a limp can escape and still not be found. many void deck aunties and uncles speculate that Mas was beaten to death in the detention center and so in order to "cover up" this bloody mess, they let out news that he has escaped, staged this whole Mas operation and then a few more days, they will announce that they have found the body. HAHA! these aunties and uncles must have watched too much tv and movies. HAHA!

the other night, was trying to explain to my grandma in broken hokkein about this man and asking her to be careful. she's quite cute. she kept insisting that there are 2 men on the loose - one with beard, one without! and she kept saying that this is not real, just a show because she has sooo much faith in our Singapore Police Force. anyway managed to convince her that only ONE man is on the loose and she must lock her doors at ALL TIME. and she kept complaining that these people are very mean and kept asking me why they are so mean. haha sometimes, old women have the funniest ideas.

anyway, let's hope that he would be caught soon.