The Fat and the Furious: Mumbai Drift

it was just 2 months ago that i last bitched about cellulite...now i'm back with another entry...*laughs* within the last 2 months..i went out with her twice..and during these 2 meetings..she had displayed her interesting characteristics again...and so my bitching starts again...here it goes...

Meeting #1:
on a saturday night...a mutual friend (A) and I decided it's time to meet up with cellulite for dinner and a get-together..we were university mates..and sort of hung out together back then...so on that night, we met up in orchard for japanese dinner...during dinner time..she kept talking about this guy whom she had been contacting for quite some time...subtlely hinting to us that this guy is interested in her but she found him too decent...blah blah blah...as usual, she likes to update people on her dates and how much her dates love her and how much she doenst love them...blah blah blah...seriously, i guess this decent guy must be either blind or fucking desperate...or cellulite might have shown him another facade...no one really knows..because i could only always hear her side of the story..never the other side...so maybe cellulite is just making up a story...

after dinner, we made our way down to velvet...wanting to introduce one of my colleague to her..although i have pre-warned my colleague that cellulite is not that fantastic....anyway, my colleague also commented that she's kinda ugly and auntified! *laughs* so we made our way down..and it was soooooo boring...the music was alright..the crowd was boring...so we decieded to order 2 jugs of long island tea...and when the waitress came with the bill, i didnt offer to take out my card because i dont want cellulite to owe me money knowing how bad she is..and guess what? she LOOKED AT ME...expecting me to bring out my card to pay for the drinks! fucking hell sia...and so i had no choice as the waitress was waiting and forked out my card...*argh*

well, we tried to enjoy ourselves by going to the dance floor to dance...and while we were dancing...there were 2 indians and an old man behind cellulite..and somehow, she danced TOWARDS them...seriously, i have no idea why...and then A was kind enough to pull her back...informing her that there's people behind her...and after pullling her back...cellulite DANCED TOWARDS the 2 indians AGAIN! what a shock we all have..and within seconds...they were all over each other...seriously...i think she's fucking desperate...after a while, we got tired..and A told cellulite.." hey, i'm going home now..let's go "..and guess what cellulite said? she said..." okay, you go ahead...bye! " OMFG...can anyone believe that? i mean if she wants to get naughty in clubs...fine, but now that we're leaving her alone in the club....she's totally okay with it...seriously, i think she thinks she's a player...but if you ask me..it's more like whore... haha!

so A left and i left with another friend and her boyfriend..we deicded to pop by butter factory as my guy colleague was there...so i asked cellulite if she wanted to leave..she told me.." no, i dont want to leave..you want to go butter..you go ahead...bye! " seriously, i think she has a PHD - permanent head damage! so we left without her...however, we made our way back to velvet because...eh, this is not important..anyway, we were back in velvet..and guess what...i spotted cellulite and the 2 indians at the corridor...she was in the arms of one of them...and the other one was standing slightly behind her with his hands DOWN HER JEANS...i was soooooooo shocked..how could she allow one guy to move his hands INSIDE her jeans while she continued to flirt with the other???? seriously, if the indiands were of bollywood calibre...fine, she did her QC...but these 2 indians..trust me..they are not the bollywood calibre..they are more like the bollywood roadsweepers..although they claimed to be air stewards of Air India! hahahaha! and armed with this...cellulite insisted that they were good-looking...but 6 pairs of eyes insisted that they are ugly...hence, i rest my case...*shrugs*

and because she owed me 20 bucks for the drinks and i want my money back..i kept bugging her to return me my money..and she kept saying that her money is in her bag which is outside...and so i followed her to the bag counter to demand my money back...it's only 20 bucks and it took me 30 minutes to get my money back...she kept saying that her money is in her bag and i kept repeating that i need the 20 bucks because i need the cash to take cab home..which by the way is true...and then she kept saying that she's leaving soon and all...but after she said that.she just continued to stayed at the same spot and flirt with the 2 indians..i was so irritated..that i kept bugging her and "escort" her to the bag counter to collect her bag..and after collecting her bag..she took like 5 minutes to rummage through her small bag to look for 20 bucks for me...duhz, trying to delay the time right? thinking that i would say..." aiyah, it's alright..you pay me another time... " over my dead body!! she had to return me money ASAP! finally she found my money and i asked her 1 last time if she's coming home with me..and she replied.." eh, you go ahead..my friend is coming to pick me up... " okay, whatever! am really doubting her words that she didnt have a threesome with the 2 indians...*laughs*

in conclusion..i think she is behaving and thinking like a WHORE!!!!!!!!!!

Meeting #2:
just last week...i was soooooooo bored that when she asked me to go double o with her..i actually agreed..hahaha! i was reluctant as she's going with her collegue ( a guy) and another ah lian and ah lian's colleagues..given such a situation..if i were to go..i would DEFINITELY be cast aside...but because i was sooooo bored and it's a saturday night..i agreed to go with her....so i met her around 10 plus and we took a cab down...and during the cab trip, i was just telling her about the taxi accident that i've gotten..and she couldnt bear to lose out..she started describing her experience with a taxi accident..and hers was such a tiny one..it's only a slight bang and she had to go on and on and on and on and on and on about it...*screams and pulls hair* what is her problem? must she always "win" me in whatever situation? weird woman...

anyway, as expected..the moment we reached there..she ignored me and started to flirt with her colleague..funnily, her colleague is not bad-looking but gayish...and dont know why he could acutally flirt back with cellulite...and so i stood there with a jug of vodka orange, looking bored...*sighz*...then she saw her neighbor (guy) and started to flirt with him again..and there i was, looking bored with my 3/4 full jug of vodka orange...and lucky for me, the neighbor was here with a group of friends and they sort of like started talking to me...and so i had company...*laughs* i guess cellulite might be jealous that i was acutally picked up by so many guys and asked me if we exchanged numbers...crazy, i dont even remember their names and looks! haha! anyway, the ah lian and her friends decided to go to the dance floor and so i went along....thinking that cellulite would follow us..but hell, i was wrong...and so i went around searching for her...and guess what? i bumped into GUY E! hahahahaha...and so not wanting to miss out more shows..i brought guy E to cellulite and i can swear that her face literally LIT UP! *laughs* little did she know..guy E was just telling me that cellulite messaged him 2 weeks ago to ask if he's clubbing and guy E lied to her that his hp went low on battery when she questioned him on why he didnt reply her message..*laughs*

side-tracked a little..guy E is actually interested in ah lian..actually, kinda expect it to happen this way because guy E is an ah beng...haha! and apparently, ah lian told guy E that she's single and available..and i broke the bubble by telling guy E that she's lying to him...but then again, i guess guy E doenst really care because he can just fuck and throw away...*laughs* anyway, i think this ah lian and her boyfriend could be having problems..she's already attached but she went around telling people that she's single...and she continued to flirt outrageously with guys when her boyfriend was not around...seriously, are such people call "sluts"? *shrugs*

anyway, that night she was hanging out with the neighbor..can see that she's trying EXTREMELY HARD to seduce him..but somehow i think she failed...still need my help before she could steal a kiss from him..i felt kinda bad to make him kiss an ugly auntie...hahahha! and then another moment i saw her hugging her colleague...in an intimate manner...and then suddenly i saw her hugging guy E when guy E was about to leave..didnt know that her way of saying goodbye is by hugging..guess she must have enjoyed herself very much...but sadly, he's interested in ah lian...*laughs* basically, if i were to questioned her on her behavior..she would just say.." aiyah, i'm having fun mah..now i've learnt to have more fun...you also very happening right? " duhz?! what has it got to do with ME? if you ask me...i think if anyone were to comment that she's behaving like a bitch..she would DEFINITELY insist that it's ME who had taught her to behave that way...seriously, i dont know why she always has to put me down...

anyway, towards the later part of the night..she fell alseep on the couch...it was sooooooo unglam..but then again, even when she's all make-up and dressed-up..she still look unglam...*laughs* and so i let her sleep for a while...and when i woke her up..she just kept mumbing that she wanted to sleep...so i told her..." hey, i'm going off..let's go... " and then she mumbled that she wanted to sleep again..i very much wanted to leave but her colleague asked me to send her home as we live very near each other...and so i had to keep pestering her to go home with me..and guess what she said? she said..." where's my neighbor ah? " fuck lah..what neighbor? there's only me...there i was..trying to get her home..and there she was..kept asking about her neighbor...eveyrtime i managed to wake her up..she would only ASKED THE WHEREABOUTS OF HER NEIGHBOR! i got so fed-up that i just left the club..and messaged her one last time... " hey, i'm downstairs now...outside...going home..you wanna come now? if not i'm leaving! " and her reply was.." did you see my neighbor? " what the fuck??!!! neighbor again? then i replied.." no i didnt and i dont really care...so you coming down now? " and she finally replied.." yes, wait for me..coming now.. " and when she's down....she kept insisting that she's not drunk..she's sober but sleepy...well, whatever!

then we bumped into her neighbor's friend and she started asking him about the neighbor AGAIN...with all the hustle and bustle..i got so tired and hungry that i persuaded them to go eat with me...*laughs* and so we went to the coffee shop down the road..and while we were eating..she kept saying this... " wah, damn sianz..drink so much still so sober...i cannot get high already....sianz.. " the friend and i just kept quiet and ate..and she repeated herself again in another few mintues time...and finally, one of us asked if she drank a lot..and as usual..she said yes...blah blah blah..but seirously, i didnt really see her drink...*shrugs* then as we were about to leave...her colleague came by and they started to flirt again....*argh* i wanted to go home already...my body language was so obvious...i was sitting with my back facing them and giving her the " i want to go home " look but she ignored me and continued chatting...finally, after the neighbor's friend got into a cab....i said.." hey, you guys continue talking..i'm going home now... " and i stood up..all ready to go..and she finally said.. " okok, i'm coming with you... " okay, now i know how to make her go home with me...but i could see her unwillingness to leave...and in the cab, she once again emphasize that she drank a lot but yet she's sober....seriously, i felt like telling her..." whatever, i dont give a fuck! " but i just looked out of the window and pretended to be asleep...*laughs*

tsk tsk tsk....seriously, i dont know why am i still maintaining a friendship with her...can someone enlighten me please? thanks! :)

please belt up for your safety...

friday was a very very "exciting" day for me...

look at these:



nope, they are not abstract arts..they are pictures of the right side of MY CAR...yes, my car..my one and only mitsubishi lancer...can you see the hole? did you notice that the side mirror is gone? *sob* before anyone is convinced that lady driver = lousy driver... let me break the news..this is NOT done by me...but MY BROTHER...*laughs* well, apparently, he was reversing and then he didnt notice that there's a pillar on his right..and then he reversed and *bang* the side mirror dropped, body scratched and dented and a hole appeared...seriously, i have no idea, how did that hole appear..and if he has been driving at a slow speed...how can the side mirror just dropped off...also, this doesnt look like a car that was reversing slowly... although i do not doubt my brother..but i seriously think the pillar has hands...it ripped off my side mirror and punched my car for "waking" it up...*sighz* so sad...this is the first thing i saw in the morning...and i was so sad...my car is only 6 months old and it has to undergo major surgery..and my dad drove it to the mitsubishi workshop and they quoted 1,800 for the repairs...*gasps* so my dad will drive to the normal workshop and hope to get a deal that's less than 1000...well, at least my brother was feeling remorseful and willing to fork out money to pay...and for that responsibility, i forgive him..*smilez*

look at these now:



this is an accident along CTE...and gues what, i'm in the taxi! *laughs* i took a cab home on friday after some drinks at kazbar and i was so lazy and it started to rain..and so i decided to take a cab...on the cab, i was chatting with the taxi driver...and he was just commenting that most taxi drivers will not want to drive on rainy days as the roads are slippery and if they got into an accident, their 1000 bucks deposit will be forfeited...and while we were driving along CTE..suddenly, he had to e-brake and then i could hear screeching sound..and thank God that the car didnt skid...and then *wham* the taxi banged right into the black mitsubishi...it was a huge bang..because if i didnt belt myself up, i would have be thrown forward and hurt myself..but the safety belt was there to restrain that force...

basically, the accident happened when the black mitsubishi suddenly swerved into the taxi's lane, hoping to avoid another accident between another taxi, a hyundai and a mazda...this is my speculation..because after the collision, there are 6 cars in total...2 taxi, 1 mitsubishi, 1 hyundai (the sandwiched car), 1 mazda and another silver unknown car....suddenly, you see 6 men getting down the cars and exchanging numbers and driver's license and taking pictures...i thought it's pretty exciting...okay, i sounded sick..but well, i do feel sorry for my taxi driver..his taxi is the last car and he banged the back and so his 1000 is forfeited and also, he got to pay for the damages...so in the middle of CTE i stood..not knowing how to cross the road to the road shoulders..i called my dad to tell him that i'm in CTE and asked him to come and fetched me...

well, i must say..i'm quite sad that NO ONE actually stopped to offer me a ride...NOT A SINGLE SOUL...although there were empty taxis..but none stopped...and many cars slowed down to look at the accident.....but NONE stopped to ask if i want a ride..at laest out of CTE..and so i had to stand in the middle..till the tow trucks came...stopped the traffic..then i followed the cab to the road shoulders and waited for my dad...the tow truck uncle was nice..he ensured that i'm safely in my dad's car before moving off with the taxis...it was really an experience...actually i thought i felt slightly painful under my breasts...*laughs* but luckily there' no bruises..but frankly speaking, my head did hurt a little..from the impact of the collision...but i'm okay already... *smilez* the taxi driver was quite alright..kept asking me if i'm alright...and i felt kinda bad..because it seemed like i have the bad luck for cars on that day...*laughs*

so people out there...listen to the traffic police...do not drink and drive...do not speed...and belt up for your safety!! it REALLY works...

the days of my life

havent been updating for quite some time..not that i have nothing to write..but just that i'm too lazy...*laughs* so here's a summary of the days of my life from 08/28/06 to 09/04/06...

Summer Party 2006
after i came back from my KL trip...it's time to party..at my office's summer party..it's held at sentosa...at palawan beach and the theme is retro..which i think it's quite dumb...retro @ the beach? *laughs* anyway, there's free flow of alcohol ( yes, alcohol = beer and hard liquor), free flow of food ( but the food sucks), free air-brush tattoo, free massage, free palmistry, free crystal-grazing...basically, it's a PARTY! really cool... brought my friend along and her boyfriend..but sadly, my friend treat it more like a date with her boyfriend than with me..the WHOLE TIME...she and her boyfriend was ALWAYS together...i dont even have 5 minutes alone with her...wasted my tickers...many times, my colleagues asked.." hey, who did you bring? " and i always replied.." my friend AND her boyfriend and they have disappeared... " how ironic is this... anyway, i managed to get 2 bottles of hard liquor - tequila and gin and 5 bottles of beer...*laughs* i managed to persuade the bartenders at my party to give me 2 bottles within 5 minutes...i think i'm good *winks* only 5 bottles of beer because that's the total number of bottles i can carry to my car after the party...*laughs*

Is it good to have an uncle who looks young and hip?
i have an uncle...i'm quite close to him..he's smart, hip and not that young but looks really young.rich and established too...has everything that i would want - career, car, house, cash...anyway, i was with him 1 saturday and on that day alone...3 persons thought that he's MY BOYFRIEND!! *gasps* in the morning..i was at his house..and then this young man was helping him to install some things..and then we were talking and then he was asking me what my uncle does and all..and i told him and then he said.. " wah, so established when he's so young " and i said.." young? no lah, he's old already...40 plus and he's my uncle " and he was like.. " no lah, cannot be... i thought he was your friend " *laughs* then later while having lunch at some hawker center...as i didnt bring any money...the lady came and i told her i had no money..then my uncle came along and paid for it..the lady said.." it's right for the guy to pay mah " wah..win already....then later at night..while shopping at orchard...bump into mr chong...and later he told me..." i didnt know your uncle look so young.thought you out dating.. " sighz..is it a good or bad thing to have a young and hip uncle??? *shrugs*

I am NOT a PIMP!
i have no idea why...but i always have guy friends saying this to me.." hey, got girls to intro to me? " sighz...does my face shout "PIMP"???!!! seriously, what makes my guy friends think that i have girls to intro to them...what makes them think that my girl friends are not attached? one of them even asked further.." are they attached for long? " seriously, if they are not...does that mean that my guy friends stand a chance of breaking up a blossoming relationship? seriously, do guys really only think with their dicks? argh! i think the next guy who said this to me.. i'm going to say.." i intro MYSELF to you and i'm rejecting you NOW! " *laughs*

I cannot be lazy with my words
recently..i have been rather lazy with my words...*laughs* will cite 2 examples...there was this day..i went over to my colleague..my intention is to ask for his indonesian-english dictionary..and so i went to him and asked.." hey, can i borrow your dict? " i guess the word "dict" sounded very much like "dick" and he looked at me with a shocked face...and so i went.." i meant your dictionary... " *laughs* then just today..i was typing a msn message to mr chong...my intention is to ask him if he wants to borrow "sex and the city" DVDs..and i just typed.." hey, you want sex? " *laughs* this is baddddddddd...

Crocodile Hunter is dead...*sob*

Steve Irwin aka Crocodile Hunter is dead...he was killed by a stingray...this is so sad and so ironic... although i'm not a big fan of his..but somehow, i've always enjoyed his shows..i like the ways he handles those crocodiles with his bare hands...and the love he had for the reptiles...i mean most people would think that one fine day, he would be killed by the enormous reptiles because of the close contact but somehow, he's killed by the less deadly animals that he always handles...seriously, when i first heard the news..i wasnt very sure it's for real..but i guess...it's for real...so sad...no idea why i was sad..but somehow, i just feel sad... *sob* anyway, i will always remember him...seriously i will...although i have very small memory space....*smilez*

basically, these are the few more interesting aspects..the rest of my days..i spent it normally...sleep, eat, shop, watch tv...*laughs* i need to spice up my life!

i'm back!

*hee hee* did anyone miss me when i was away? i bet there are tons..hahahaha! but then again, no worries folks, i'm back! *laughs*

My Clients
well, i must say...this short trip was really really really fufilling and good...everything went well and learnt a lot of things from my clients...got many insights about malaysia financial markets from nice clients...these clients are so happy to see me..although we might not even have emailed or talked to each other on the phone....they were like.." really nice of you to drop by..and hope you will come again soon...but WITH gifts please.. " hahahaha..so cute right? they were reallynice and agreed to whatever requests i have made...be it to change some practices or excel files, they were seriously helpful...without any hestitation..they would say..." not a problem, will help you! " so sweeeeeeeeeet of them...

The Flight
and i must say...it's kinda silly to take air-plane to KL...the journey itself is only 25 minutes! hahahaha! the moment the airplane took off..the air stewardesses have to start " hi sir/madam, coffe, tea or juices? " poor ladies...and after they finished with that...they would have to start from the aisle and go " can i clear that please? thanks! " i seriously believe that it's not easy being a flight attendant... and we need 1 hour to get from airport to city...which is longer than flying from one country to another...guess singapore is seriously small...*laughs* upon arrival, we took a car service to our hotel.. my boss was so afraid that we would get a reckless driver...*laughs* on the way back, we took the MRT and train...pretty cool and exciting...

The Hotel
i stayed at the westin hotel..it's pretty near to some major shopping complex...and i stayed on the 17th floor...and it's quite an amazing sight...no pictures as i didnt bring camera..hahaha..from my window, i can see the KL tower and Petronas tower..but than again, i think one can see that from any building...pretty hard to miss as they are really tall...haha! ooh, they have this bed..which they call " the heavenly bed " and trust me..it's TRUE...the beds are really heavenly..when you lie on them..you wouldnt want to get up at all..it's so comfortable and soft and you can imagine sleeping on clouds..like carebears! *grins* the room is pretty nice...and i have a room to myself...so a lot of privacy and all..can walk around naked, can take my own sweet time to bathe, can do whatever i want....*smilez*

My Office
ooh...my office is located at the petronas tower...*cool* and we are located at the 61st storey!! even higher than the bridge which allows tourist to get on...and the view was marvellous..you really see the whole of KL city...but sadly, it's pretty hazy and so i only saw haze...reminds me of genting...*laughs* as the office in KL is a remote office..it's pretty small but cosy..there's only about 10 staffs there..but we have a fully-equpied pantry, a training room, a server room and 2 meeting rooms...and going up the building reminds me of the airport and MRT...firstly, we need to tap a card to go through the gantry...like our MRT...then we have to put our bags and everything through the scanner....like the airport...quite troublesome...oh, i wanted to get passes to go to the bridge at the 42nd storey...to get the feeling of suspension at a great height..but on thursday, i reached the ticket counter at 745am..thinking that i should be early but hell, i was wrong...a long queue has already been formed....*sighz* so i asked my colleagues if i could go to the bridge and the answer is no..pretty disappointed...was contemplating about begging the security guard to let me through...*laughs* even wanted to tell the guard : hey, you let me use the bridge at the 42nd storey..i'll bring you up to 61st storey to get free food and drinks! haha! but i didnt try...maybe it could work... *winks*

Shopping
there are a few shopping malls near my hotel..within walking distance...lot 10, sungei wang, picolo gallery, starhill and times square...i went to all and guess what...i see NOTHING and bought NOTHING...*laughs* okok...i did buy some things...i bought a green shirt from topshop..it cost SGD53 in Singapore but RM79 in Malaysia..if we do a simple conversion..it's only SGD40...must buy! then i bought a pair of orange shoes...hahaha! at RM79...pretty alright...and on the very last minute..before going to the airport..i bought a shirt at RM60 and a belt at RM40...which is SGD30 and SGD20 respectively...pretty satisfied..but i thought i could buy more! when i want to spend money...i spend nothing..when i want to save money..i spend like water...*sighz* funnily the 3 days that i was there....at 430pm..it will start to rain HEAVILY...and tiny floods could even occur...and the traffic will be very very terrible...and funnily by 7pm, the rain would stop...and it's time for me to go out hunting for deals...*grins* ooh, i saw my OC and Grey's Anatomy and Prison Break DVDs on sale..and pretty cheap..but i didnt get any because am afraid of getting caught...*shrugs* not sure if i will be caught but well, better to be safe than sorry... *smilez*

so although it's only a 3 days 2 nights trip..but it's pretty enriching...bonding with my team leader, getting to meet clients, learning about malaysia mutual funds market, getting chauffeured around in a cefiro, taking the train to the airport, walking around town alone...niceeeeeeeee..hopefully, i can go again soon...*praying hard*

leaving on a jet plane..*laughs*

i'm leaving on a jet plane...YES YES YES...*laughs*

so happy..this is my FIRST BUSINESS TRIP..in my entire whole life...well, although it's only to Kuala Lumpur..and the flight is only 55 minutes (as stated on the tickets but i think it's only 45 minutes) and will be back on Friday...but hey, i didnt have to fork out a single cent for the ticket and hotel...staying at Westin...*laughs* hopefully they give me a nice and not haunted room...

am so excited..although i'm there to work and my working schedule is terribly hectic and humanly tiring...but i feel like as if i'm going there for a holiday...*laughs* and besides, this is my FIRST time on a plane to KL...hahahaha...not first time on a plane..but first time on a plane to KL..normally, will take the coach or drive up...so it's pretty cool...

furthermore, it's the Malaysia Mega Sale now..hahahaha..hopefully i can get some really good deals provided that i'm not too dead to do some intensive shopping at the end of the day... *grins*

what is EVERYTHING?

EVERTHING, as defined by Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary, it's all that exists, all that relates to the subject and all that is important.... quite vague if you ask me...so what's all that exists and relates to the subject and is important?

was emailing this jc friend..and he said..another jc friend has everything - career and love...so he's extremely happy and all..but if one thinks properly...does this friend has everthing? is career and love all that exists and and important to him? well..i guess at this moment the answer would be "yes" as from his friendster...can see that he's very very very happy...all his testimonials are filled with love and mushiness..*laughs*

guess "everything" is very subjective then...to a mother, her everything would be her husband and children...to a kid, his everything would be computer games and tv...to a teenager, his everthing could be freedom and money...to a working adult...his everything could be financial independence and work satisfaction...now i wonder..what is my everything?

i often comment.." look at that person...he/she has EVERYTHING - money, looks, brains, career...why is God so unfair " but on second thoughts...does that person really have everything? is money, looks, brains and career that important to me? are these material needs my everything? i also dont know...but i guess in a way, i think they are important to me...without money, i cannot do anything..without looks..i think i will be ostrasized by guys (because they think with dicks)..without brains, will be ostrasized by girls...without career...no money and it's a vicious cycle...*laughs* aiyoh i think my life is so sad... now i think i'm forgetting about my emotional and spiritual well-being..but emotionally i think it's bleak...spiritually i think i'm having stagnant growth...*sob sob* not a good life i'm leading now...mmmmm....

i think now i shall hope and pray that someday...somehow...i will have everything and that someone would say i'm his everything..*laughs*

5 things I hate in a movie theatre

in singapore..watching movie is one of the things that we do...anyway, i like to watch movies..but not an avid movie-watcher...i dont catch every single movie that's showing...guess that's partly because i dont have a boyfriend..hahahahaha...if i were to ask 10 friends who are attached what do they do with their other halves, the answer is "watch movie loh" 99% of the time...*laughs*

well..the latest movie i caught was "Fast and Furious - Tokyo Drift" ....damn cool and nice...the cars and actions are amazing....makes me wanna try drifting in my mitsubishi lancer...*laughs* i simply think it's so damn cool to drift into a carpark lot instead of parallel parking it...*laughs* frankly speaking, the storyline of this story is rather lame and the main leads are not exactly eye-candies...and there are some parts which reminded me of initial D..but i must say, the cars are so damn cool..i may not know the difference between 3.5L VQ 350 DE V6 Twin Turbo 460 HP Grear and Renesis 1.3L 138 Rotary and whatsoever, but i am able to recognize the cars used in the movie...all the fairladies, RX8, skylines, silvia...makes me drool...yeah, most people may think they are ah-beng cars but hey, these cars are really really really cool..but must know how to "zeng" sia...oh god, am talking like an ah lian...but seriously, they are really cool....especially love the RX7...

anyway, i think i digressed too much..i wanted to lament about some behavior i seriously detest in the movie theatre:

(1) irritating chinese ring-tone in the middle of a show - fark sia, so many advertisements to remind patrons to mute the phones but some irritating people refused to listen.and it's even more annoying to hear some cheesey chinese love song...just imagine..you were intensely enjoying the fighting scenes between aragorn and the beasts in LOTR and just as aragorn was about to stab the beast...suddenly you hear...."ai mei rang ren shou jing wei qui....ai mei blah blah blah..." grrrrrrrrrrrr

(2) idiots sitting up-right in their chairs - the seats in move theatre are pretty comfortable..and there's always enough leg-room for most people unless you're 2m tall...but i simply dont understand why would some idiots sit upright when they are supposed to relax and enjoy the movie? on saturday...this idiot sitting in front of me had standing hair and he was sitting up-right throughout the whole song...and hence, i have to always see a ball with spikes throughout the whole moive.... *sianz*

(3) morons who always fidget in their seats - some morons, have such fidgety behavior that they have to shift position every other minute...and if i'm on the same roll as them..could feel my seat moving..and if i'm behind them..their stupid head will be popping up, down, left, right non-stop...what the fark?!! it's only 2 hours..cannot sit still?

(4) goondus who stare at me when i whisper to my friend - i know it's really irritating to hear someone talking when watching the show...and at times, i will talk to my friend during the movie...and i know i am whispering and all..but some goondus, will always turn to give me that "please stop talking" look...duhz, as if they can hear what i'm saying...and duhz, as if i'm talking to my friend throughout the whole movie..what the fark? i am not disturbing anyone in any way..... maybe i should use this line on them: apa tengkok? cuchup mata kau! *laughs*

(5) me, myself and i - hahahaha! yeah, at times, i think my general presence in the theatre can be quite irritating....i will get really excited when i see handsome guys...i will get really excited when the show is really excited..and i might even make small little gasps along with the exciting parts of the movie...i might even clap when the heros manage to save the damsel in distress...*laughs* and at times i will whisper to my friend and maybe this really disturbs certain people...i fidget a lot when i need to pee desperately....i sit upright when my butt hurts....but i will always mute my cellphone...*laughs*

mmm...think i'm becoming more hateful nowadays...seemed to hate more things now...especially kids...*laughs*

why?

just finished watching Singapore Idols...*laughs* yes, i know it's cheesy and the idols-wannabe cannot make it..but somehow, i still watch...no idea why... guess i'm bored and sick...*laughs* my favorites are Jonanthan Leung, Paul Twohill and Hady Mirza... in my opinion, i think they are quite good... but quite boring watching them after a while... today was the british music genre...i thought someone would sing one of my song: you're beautiful...you're beautiful...you're beautiful it's true...i saw your face...in a crowded place..but i dont know what to do... but i was wrong...why? why no one sing this song? also, anyone notice...there's only 3 chinese in the final 9...i think in singapore 70% are chinese..but only 1/3 of the finals are chinese? is it true that malays can sing better? maybe it's true...but why? actually, is this competition really useful in discovering the next superstar? never mind, not really interested to know...*laughs*

it's only 2nd August 2006..and i've spent 330 over the last weekend...*laughs* i bought 2 pairs of shoes - 1 from Novo and 1 from Aldo...haha! finally, i've bought my red pumps from Aldo...cost me 145 bucks...shouldnt have bought the other shoe from novo..but it's quite cute..my first and most probably last pair of wedges...dark maroon...why didnt i go into aldo first? then i could have saved 50 bucks on the wedges...*sighz* i bought a white skirt too..very nice...not sure why am i looking for white skirt...bought a denim skirt from mango..also nice but it was my first expensie denim skirt...cost me 75 bucks...i only had 2 pairs and they cost 15 bucks and 20 bucks...so why did i buy the mango denim? i guess i look nice in them...*laughs* wanted to buy another top from GG<5...but the last piece was not good and they dont have any more..and so i didnt buy..but also good that i didnt buy..as another colleague got the same shirt...and i saw another auntie wearing it....why must aunties wear clothes that we ladies like..in the end we will end up looking like aunties...hahahaha!

my boss' boss' boss' boss' boss' boss...aiyah in other words the BIG boss was here last week.. why is everyone so uptight that she's here? no doubt that she's very senior and all...but it's weird to see my boss' boss' boss acting fake and all...they even dressed up for her when she herself looked like a christmas tree...why do the ang-mohs have such weird dress sense? dressing in orange from top to toe doesnt really indicate a good dressing sense...anyway, this big boss was only here in singapore office in 3 days...and in these 3 days...a desk was specifically saved for her..and a name tag was even made for her..just for 3 days... why???? afraid that no one can recognize her? puh-leese..that's so unnecessary..anyway, she's here..we have free food, drinks and cable car ride...but the food sucks, i dont like beer but the night scenes from the cable car was fabulous... spent most of the night drinking with colleagues instead of talking to the big boss...*laughs* anyway, she's gone and she's really happy with us..so that's good news for everyone... but why do we have to bring her to some exotic place just because she's here? we spent 4K on the dinner, drinks and all that night...*shrugs*

was talking about sexiness with some friends...was commenting that i think it's damn sexy to wear a men's shirt as a pyjamas..but none of them agree...why? is sexy lingerie sexier than my white shirt? sexy lingerie is so boring and so lacy...i think it will make me itch..*laughs* and also, i dont know why...most of my colleagues think that i like hairy men? i dont know where did they get the idea..but seriously, i think a moderate amount of hair is sexy..not too much.but why do some girls think chest hair is sexy? and why do romance story always write about the chest hair carassing the breasts and send shivers up the woman's spine? *laughs* why do people always think that i need a quiet and demure man? seriously, i need a man who can make me beg like a bitch....someone who can take control..*laughs*

was watching sex and the city...and i seriously envy the friendship the 4 main characters share..why dont i have friends like that? why is it that i always feel lonely and friendless when everyone says they are my friends and i can go to them..but it's different..i can be friends but when i need someone to have a heart-to-heart talk..i have no one to turn to...why? am i being too picky? too secretive? buidling a wall around myself? if i need to call somone at 2am to tell them that i just fucked my ex who is a married...i really wonder who i can call...seriously, i think i cannot call anyone...maybe i can call some free helpline..think i am friendless...kinda sad..but then again, friends come and go...so maybe not that sad...*shrugs*

wah....very boliao entry..why so i so boliao? i also dont know...hahaha!

The Lost of the Cellulite

i think it's time...for the finale of...." THE CELL WARS " ...*evil laughter*

Episode 1 - Cellulite
Episode 2 - The Attack of the Cellulite
Episode 3 - The Revenge of the Cellulite
Episode 4 - A Fat Hope
Episode 5 - The Cellulite Strikes Out
Episode 6 - The Lost of the Cellulite

actually i have been intending to write the final episode..but i really dont have much to write...as i've not been meeting up with her that often anymore..simply dont feel like hanging out with her..and actually, she's rather boring to hang out with...*laughs*

(A) DESPERADO

trust me..she's really really really desperate...forever asking the same question when i see her online or met up with her... " GOT GUYS? " *argh* cannot change line ah... our lives only revolves around dicks and more dicks? puh-leese..there's more to life than dicks and balls... the same scenario happened when i met her online during the world cup season...

she: hello, how have you been?
me: good..nothing much...world cup world cup world cup!! haha!
she: oh ya..me also watching world cup...get to know this guy recently who watches and bets....
me: my dear..ALL GUYS bet..regardless of whether they watch or dont watch..and i think your'e damn duhz..you watch because of a guy...
she: aiyah, you also mah...you watch world cup for the cute footballers..
me: hello...at least i know the basic rules such as offside..and even if i watch for the cuties..they are really cute..as for your guy..no comments on that...
she: so you bet ah? i also..but i bet with the guy..whoever lost has to buy drinks for the winner till the winner cant drink...haha!
me: ooh really? then the guy's in luck..as you cannot drink at all...haha!
she: no...i can drink..just that i cannot drink too fast...
me: aiyah, means cannot drink loh..what cannot drink too fast..no need to be ashamed that you cannot drink..i also cannot drink..i will puke..and i admit i'm not a good drinker...
she: *speechless* anyway...*change topic*

hahahaha! arent i being a tad too frank and mean to her? but then again, i think it's time to let her know that she really cannot make it sia... forever asking people to buy her drinks... and she even once commented that guys buy drinks for girls to get some "tofu" in return...OMG, i wanted very much to reply her that if i'm a guy..i rather become gay than to eat her "tofu"...*laughs*

(B) SHE'S IN LOVE WITH GUY E
i believe if you have read episode 5..you would have agreed with me that she's in love with guy E...but i also realized that she's REALLY interested in him...*laughs* about 2 months ago, this is our conversation...

she: hey, what are you girls doing tomorrow?
me: oh, i'm meeting a friend for dinner and movie...
she: hey, i'm also going for movie at plaza sing..watching da vinci code..you? movie starts 830pm
me: oh..i also going there..but watching poisedon...mine starts 910pm
she: really...you going with who...
me: eh...me ah, going with guy E... (was grinning happily when i saw her expresson...couldnt describe but it was an expression of shocked and disbelief with jealousy)
she: oh, you 2 going out on a date ah? wah...so you and him an item?
me: huh? not date lah..cannot go out meh? he's my friend leh..what item? no lah...crazy
she: oh really? okay...we can go home together tomorrow..message me when you're done
me: okay ( in my heart: what the fuck..message you for what? want free ride from me again? jsut wanna see guy E is it? wait nong nong...will not message you...shall make your heart yearn...haha)

and true enough..the next day..the moment she finished her movie..she messaged me asking where i was...i didnt reply immediately as i was drivng guy E to zouk...but when i reached home..i messaged her telling her that i'm already home and that i didnt read my message blah blah blah...and she replied " it's alright..i know lah, you dont want me to disturb your date with guy E" and i replied.." correct.so smart! " haha! i hope i have sent her stomping her feet and feeling jealous of me..*grins*

(c) FAT AND UGLY

i think i more or less can confirmed that she's getting fatter and uglier...*laughs* oh boy..i'm so mean...but it's true...everyone that have seen her picture..asked me.. " WHAT HAPPEND TO HER? " some even cannot recognized her anymore..another friend told me..many friends asked her the same question..." WHAT HAPPEND TO HER? STRESSED? WHY BALLOONED? " *laughs* but i think she still think i'm fatter than her... although many friends have confirmed that she's much bigger and uglier...*laughs* thanks friends, love you all! anyway, there was this time..we were shopping at double index..and she bought a few black tops...and after she bought them she kept saying this to me..." i like to shop at double index..as i can wear their large " seriously, i have no fucking idea what does that mean to me...so what if you can wear their large? is she trying to imply that i cant? puh-leese.i also can wear..just that i didnt buy because i think i dont look good..and not every piece of black clothing will make her look slim...how can a piece of black and tight top make her look slim when the cloth is clinging on to her bulging tummy? duhz...when she looks into the mirror..does she look at her side view? i think it's either the mirror at her house is so damn blardy small that she only see 10% of her body or she has bought the slimming mirror from mango boutiques...*laughs* and for some reason, i always think that she looks unkept,dirty and oily...like some aunties that just finished marketing with some fishmongers..*laughs*

(D) SHE'S BORING

seriously, i think she cannot strike a good conversation..everytime we speak..her conversation revolves around the same things: her clients and guys that she just met or whatever... EVERY TIME we meet up...she will have to share with me how rich this client of hers is...how blah blah blah seriously, do i look like i care about her clients? then she wil tell me how much sales she has made...seriously, do i look like i care again...and after her long and boring descriptions about her clients..she will proceed to talk about guys that she has just met or guys presumably interested in her..seriously, what makes her think i'm interested or even believe in her rubbish? she always feeds me with her rubbish but refuse to let me talk my rubbish...there was this time..was with her and another friend..was trying to persuade the other friend to go diving with me..and then was talking about my instructor, about how cute he was..suddenly, she said..." hannah, can you stop talking about your instructor? " for a moment i was taken aback as i've never talked to her about him..and then i said.." huh? i NEVER told you anything about him leh...why you asked me to stop when i havent even started? " then she speechless... *laughs* i think she's jealous...hahahaha! my instructor was really cute and we had taken an intimate picture together..she's simpy jealous... so in conclusion, if she doesnt talk about guys, clients and guy E...she has basically NOTHING to talk about...boring...*yawnz*

well, here's a picture of the loser...hahaha!

10 Things I've Done You've Probably Haven't *edited*

here are the details in white...

let's see...

1. I go for Brazilian wax on a regular basis - either monthly or bi-monthly - read this

2. I've kissed a Swedish before *grins* - haha! it was some guy that i met in double o..cannot remember his name and cannot remember his look..but he's quite cute...the type of ang moh i likeee..not a bad kisser i must say...

3. I've killed a chicken with 2 other friends using our bare hands - it turn out to be a black chicken and we cooked chicken soup... - this was done in JC1 when i was in ODAC and there's a survivor camp...so basically, there were 3 of us...i held the body of the chicken with a plastic bag..my other 2 friends held the head..so initially, we will try to make the chicken fall asleep by stroking it to sleep...then the moment it fell asleep..we had to break its neck..yes, it's cruel..but it's survivor skills...*shrugs* well, somehow, it's not that easy to break and so the chicken's neck became very long..and the 3 of us was trying our very best to break it..when it finally broke...the chicken's wings were still flapping and i had to hold it tight and press out all the blood...when all the flapping and squeezing stopped, we took the chicken, washed it and peel off the skin with the feather from the butt hole...and then we could see that the chicken has black skin and so we washed it and cooked black chicken soup...quite an experience....

4. I was locked up in a boy's toilet while playing stupid games with my juniors in secondary school *laughs* - aiyah, was playing some stupid hide and seek with some sec 3 girls..and then dont know why i hid myself in an unused boys toilet and then one of the girls locked me up inside..and so there i was...shouting for help..and when the school janitor came and freed me..she told me.." aiyoh, you're a girl leh, next time dont do such a thing..tsk tsk" haha! so paiseh okay...

5. I took the same plane as Aaron Kwok 10 years ago and even asked him for an autograph and picture but have lost both items...*laughs* - actually went HK with school..then at the airport...i thought i saw some fans chasing some guy and thought that guy looked like aaron kwok..then later on the plane..another friend was saying that aaron kwok was going to singapore..and i said maybe he was on the same plane as us..so we went to ask the air stewardess..initially, she was reluctant to tell us..but as we persisted..she finally confesed..so we asked if we could go and take a picture with him..and she went in to ask aaron kwok and he agreed..that's how i got the autograph and picture..but sadly, i lost both...*laughs*

6. I've watched an Oasis concert live in Singapore - read this

7. I've eaten at Au Jardin Les Amis at Botanic Garden where the set meal cost SGD2,000 EACH - of course i didnt pay for it...i dont have the $$$...i went with my uncle and his business friend...it was supposed to be an entertainment dinner for my uncle...basically, it was a VERY posh restaurant..handphones have to be switched of...dress code is quite formal...and the lighting is dark and romantic...there's only 2 set meal to choose from..and they have really good foi gras and other french food..and when the served each dish, the guy will introduce to you what this food is and what's so special, and 90% of the time, i wasnt listening..hungry sia...and everything was in tiny portion but miraculously, i was full by the end of the 10 course dish...very very good experience...

8. I've participated as a cheerleader in the 1998 national day parade - was very active in JC...so friend and i decided to join and we were leaders of the group..it was pretty fun, got to learn steps and practice at the stadium almost every other week...actually, there were many markings in the field and that's how all of us konw where to stand...*laughs* our marshall was rather cute as well...and we teased our teacher-in-charge about him liking her and well, she was kinda naive to believe us and even thought of breaking up her engagement with her then-fiance...luckily, other teachers managed to persuade her against it...and it turned out that that marshall liked my friend..*laughs* no wonder my friend was so enthu to push him to other people....anyway, it's really fun!

9. I've taken a picture of a handsome stranger using my cellphone, see this

10. I had a free meal at Ponderosa @ Raffles City by running away after the meal...*gasps* - haha! that was before i went into NUS...was part-timing at singtel and had a group of fun colleagues...one fine day, we decided to have a good lunch...and then we were just talking about how easy it was to get out of the restaurant without paying...and then someone suggested that we should do just that..and then after much contemplating we decided to give it a try...there were 4 of us...so 2 of us walked out first..pretending to go toilet..then after 5 minutes, the other 2 walked out...pretending to go toilet as well..but the moment we stepped out of the restaurant's staffs' vision, we ran as fast as we could...*laughs* we were panting and laughing but we felt rather bad too...and vowed not to go back there..but well, there's no more Ponderosa anyway...

it was soooooooooooooooo difficult to think of 10 things that i've done and you've probably haven't..guess i'm pretty boring...i think it's much easier for me to come up with 10 things i've havent done and you've probably have! *laughs*

the "WEIGHT" conversation

seriuosly...i think ALL women have a tendency to talk about their weights..no matter how fat or how skinny one can be...ALL women simply have to say they are fat, they are heavy, blah blah blah blah...can someone tell me WHY? what is wrong wtih looking like this:



if you're leading a happy and meaningful life? why must one go on strict diet and whatever shit just to look like this? why must another be envious if someone look like this:



is life only about looking good on the outside? what about the inside? what about other factors that may constitute one's personality and character? is it that IMPORTANT to be slim or even skinnny?

i have a colleage at work..who is fucking weight-conscious and i'm getting pissed with her because every other day... our conversation will go like this:

she: hey, xxx very slim horz...
me: alright lah...
she: i'm damn envious...
me: aiyah..why envious, you'r not very big at all....
she: no lah, i used to be able to wear "s" and free size is not a problem..now cannot...
me: i can never wear "s" and free size is always a problem..and besides you're a mother of 2...
she: ya, but look at yyy, she's a mother a 3 but yet so slim...
me: aiyah...i dont know....

i mean is she trying to get me to comfort her by saying she's slim and all to restore her confidence? what is she trying to do man...does she feel more comfortable and happy after i say.." i think you're skinny" ...why does she think she has a weight issue when she doesnt at all...but then if she really wants to think that she's not skinny..the next time she strikes such conversation with me...i'm going to be super mean and reply..." yeah i think you better go on a diet and exercise more.. " *laughs*

seriously, why is every other girl always saying that they are fat and need to exercise..and then the other girl wil reply her that she's not and she doesnt need to but she herself needs to go on a diet and all..and the the girl will say that she's not fat and then she herself has hidden fats..and this conversation will go on and on and on and on...what is the fucking problem here??? if you really feel that you're heavy..migrate to the MOON!! you will feel WEIGHTLESS and everyone will look fat in that spacesuit!!

seriously, i think we women are capable of striking more intelligent and meaningful conversations...and not some bimbotic issues...*shakes head*

it's SHOW time!

HA HA HA HA HA!

just found a new life....this:



didnt know that channel 5 is showing season 3 and it's on 12am every tuesday...which means..i can go out and still come home and watch tv!! how great is that?? *laughs* so happy..finally IT IS HERE!!! my DL has promised to lend me all 3 seasons when he got it...so excited...although have watched them before..but i can watch this over and over and over again... *smilez*

other than this...i have been watching this:



amazing show...dark humor...showing the vulnerability of humans, relationship, love and kinship...very very nice...it's on channel 5, every monday at 11pm... feel like getting the dvds as well...the doctors are cute and the lines are witty and touching and meaningful...any kind souls out there willing to buy for me all the seasons for christmas? *laughs*

anyway, i just caught this Disney original movie "High School Musical"..it's soooooooooo good..although for kids and the main leads are kids....it's pretty interesting and nice..with nice songs and dance moves...and not to forget..cute leads:

look at how cute the guy is....*drools*



my youngest brother was so in love with this show that he got the cd, the dvd and watched this show like 5 times and could remember all the lyrics of all the songs of this show...amazing..this show is like the kids' version of "Grease" and i believe it will be evergreen...sweeeeeeeeeeeet...but my second brother always teased my youngest brother by saying.." why are you watching a gay show? " *laughs*

mmm...my colleague recommended "Prison Break" to me..saying the lead is this hot guy...*laughs* but havent gotten the chance to actually watch it...have been watching "Sex and the City" as well...i know a bit late and outdated..but better late than never right...anyway, there's this new show "Criminal Minds" which i thought was pretty good...and not to forget, on variety vision (channel 55) , "healing hands 3" will be airing soon...*smilez* so many shows...so happy....

seriously, i think i'm a true blue couch potato!!!!! *laughs* and proud to be one...

updates...updates...updates...

i havent been talking about anything else but football for the past month simply because i've spent almost every single day watching football..hahahaha...now that it's over..i think i will have to get my life back...but now i dont know what to do...*laughs*

ever since the world cup starts..i have not stepped into any clubs or pubs...i think it's time to gather my friends to go partying..but then again...i dont know who to ask...i dont seemed to have any more friends...*sob sob*...never mind..will see how things go....but then i also not in the mood to club... *laughs*

the GSS is ending soon i think...and i didnt really buy a lot of things..let's see...2 mango skirts at 30 plus...1 mango dress at 30...1 t-shirt from dorothy perkins at 14...1 tube top from warehouse at 35...1 top from forever 21 at 28...1 bikini from dorothy perkins at 42...1 watch from fossil at 120...*laughs* actually quite a number...but then somehow, i think i can buy more..but my financial status doenst allow me.... *laughs* just cleaned out my closet and thought that i didnt have much clothes...need to go shopping again....*laughs*

ooh..just realized that 2 of my colleagues at work are really nice...started to get closer to them..after we went butter factory...one of them is really simple with a gorgeous boyfriend...she's so girly that i guess guys will really want to protect her but she doesnt get on my nerves as i believe she's really girly..unlike some who tries to act girly and princessy...*vomits* the other is really nice and interesting..we seemed to have the same wavelength and can understand each other's lame jokes and all..it's really nice shopping with them and chatting with them during office hours...and having lunch with them...all thanks to butter factory..think should make a trip there soon..although i dont really like it...*laughs* ahh, we're planning for a trip to downunder during october..hopefully this can materialize....

ooh...a "good" friend of mine just got attached to another mutual "friend"...was so shocked when she told me this...because i would never have expected them to get together..it's pretty obvious that she like him..but am not sure about the other side..as i have no interest in talking to that "friend"...anyway, this friend of mine quite powerful...she and him has been developing since last year...and i only got to know about it 2 weeks after she started the relationship with him... and i guess it could be because he told her not to tell me as i think he hates my attitude...*laughs* well..this goes to show how much my "good" friend treasure our friendship...*laughs* anyway..it's alright...am pretty much used to it already...hope that "friend" will treat her well...

my DL is back from the states..almost 2 months..but i have not met up with him yet...*shakes head* got wife no friend..tsk tsk tsk...okok..i know why he has not been contacting me and all...i understand blah blah blah...but seriously...why do all my friends forget me when they have the other halves? *laughs* am i that indispensable? but then again..would i do the same to my friends? i really am not sure..*shrugs* only time will tell...actually am very afraid that i would be blinded by love and do all the silly things for love...this is too scary..i think i'm better off alone...with flings and fuck buddies? *laughs* watching sex and the city is definitely not putting the correct ideals in my head...*laughs*

everyone's been teasing about me and this guy in office...seriously, i have no idea why...i mean ya, he's always disturbing me and talking to me..but that doesnt mean that he's interested in me...*laughs* anyway, i'm always the butt of the jokes..so it's alright..one day, a horrifying thing happened...this guy came over and asked me.." hey, did xxx message you? " and i replied.." no...why would he? " and then my boss came by and asked.." hey, did xxx message you? " and i replied.." no he didnt...why would he? " and my boss said.." well...dont lie..he could have message you to tell you about the weather..." and after that..my boss went to my computer and access my messages to see if he really messaged me...at that moment i was so shocked...i thought she's rather rude to do that...for a moment i was stunned and didnt know what to say or do.....mmmmm....never mind...she's the boss....and anyway, i've nothing to hide from her....*shrugs*

ooh..made a diving trip to tioman on 30 Jun 06 to 02 Jul 06...wasnt a good trip...will write about it..once i get the pictures.but then not sure if i will get the pictures...will update soon....also will start working my creativity juices on my last episode on the cell wars....i think it's long overdue...*laughs* need to find new goals in life...i think retail therapy might help...*grins*

italy celebration france dejection

FINALLY....the world cup is over!! and the winner is NOT France... *laughs* although the final 2 are not who i want to see...but am glad that the italians won...all along, i've liked italy but must say they are not my hot favorite...but i think they have done a great job in getting so far... and i must congratulate them for NOT letting any goals in..other than the penalty and the stupid own goals...but in my opinions, this is not because of buffon who won the best goalkeeper award..but rather the good defence wall by the italy defenders...

actually for a moment, i wished i was the world cup trophy..to be able to be held, kissed, hugged and loved by fabio cannavaro...isnt that blissful? *laughs* but only when cannavaro is holding, kissing and hugging it...hahahaha..dont want to have the other saliva all over me...*laughs*

actually for this world cup..it's pretty dramatic...hahaha and it's filled with dubious penalties...but i guess this is the beauty of the game...imperfect and grey... and i seriously think, besides the normal soccer training that these players have...they are taught how to perform a fake when any contact is made with them..all of them..and i meant ALL OF THEM can be hollywood actors...*amazed* should have an oscars or academy awards for the world cup..that would see many nominees from italy and portugal...although many would say it's downright despicable to do that...but to me..it's alright..i dont think it's wrong..it's another way of ensuring a victory..i mean if you can make the referee believe that you were being fouled and award a penalty... it means you're getting one...and that's your job done... if everything is being computerized and all...everything would be so perfect and boring.. no more grey but all white and black.. *yawnz*



many of my colleagues said it's really sad to see zidane exit in that manner..but well, i think given his experience and all..he should have controlled his temper..maybe materazzi had said really nasty and horrible things to him..but given his experience, he should have controlled and all..but then again he's human... but seriously, one's a french and one's an italian...do they understand each other? was there a misunderstanding? would we ever know what materazzi said to zidane? anyway he won the golden shoe and having such an exit could be a blessing in disguise...now people will ALWAYS remember zinedine zidane as the player who got set off for being a goat but yet won the golden shoe...*smilez*

on a separate note..for this world cup...i only made 4 miserable bucks... so sickening...i put in my money as follows:
50 bucks for office pool
5 bucks for spain versus france - won 17 bucks for taking france to win
10 bucks for portugal as the overall winner...almost there
10 bucks for germany and italy to draw - won 28 bucks for that
10 bucks for italy to win germany...
10 bucks for 1-0 France to win portugal - won 48 bucks for that
10 bucks for 2-0 France to win portugal
20 bucks for portugal to win germany...
20 bucks for D-D for italy and france - won 76 bucks
20 bucks for 1-0 France to win italy...
Total Bet = 165 and Total win = 169
HOW MISERABLE IS THIS?????!!!!!!!

for the office pool..the pool money of 2.5k was won by 2 interns...blardy hell...was so damn pissed..i mean...how can we let our money be won by students? and when i saw their prediction table...blardy hell..even more pissed..if portugal have won france..my chance are definitely higher than them...so so so so angry..that i told the coordinator to send a message to the interns: sorry to show you the smal prints..interns are not allowed in this game and hence your prize is confiscated... *laughs* i was really bitter ah...and then the interns decided to buy us breakfast..and i was like: it has better be a decent breakfast..if they decided to just make us happy by buying 2 dollars toasts..they can jolly well kiss my arse...*laughs* i was telling everyone..i'm going to hate all interns, sweared at them, cursed that they will fail their exams, and etc..hahahahaha..a friend commented.." aiyoh, poor interns..they dont even know who and what they have offended" and i replied with gusto.." they have offended ME and MY MONEY!! " hahaha!

well..the world cup has ended...now it's time for beauty sleep and in 2 years time..it's the EURO WORLD CUP!!! *laughs*

the final 4...

hahahaha..because the world cup is not over yet..my life is still revolving around this:



anyway, it's coming to an end...and the final 4 are out...GERMANY, ITALY, FRANCE and PORTUGAL...so exciting because now my chance of winning my subway pool and soccer pool from office is much higher...but of course, if i didnt win my soccer pool of SGD2,500..i have hedged against myself with singapore pools..hahahaha! i must at least recoup the 50 bucks which i have invested in the office pool....so so so so so so exciting....

actually...why would the star players risk their foot for the world cup??stars like ronaldinho, beckham, zidane, nakata, totti, nedved, raul and likes...they are paid millions of pounds for each game they play in EPL, Italian Leagues and whatever... for the world cup, it's just playing for the glory of the country... why would they risk their legs and careers for the country? so maybe the best team is not the team with the best players but could be the one with the new players who want to make a name for themselves....

anyway, here's something very funny which a friend's friend shared with me..... apparently an uncle or something like that wanted to buy the jerseys of some english players...and he has provided "nicknames" for them...see if you can guess who is who....

(1) LAM PA - - - -> this is so freaking easy....
(2) JIALAT - - - - > freaking funny...
(3) AH BOON - - - -> hahaha! this may be tough...
(4) BUAY GAN - - - -> any idea?

Answers are as follows:

(1) LAM PA = Lampard
did anyone hear what the commentator say during the english-ecuador game? he said...." is frank lampard ever going to score in this world cup?" blardy hell..was so pissed because am a fan of his but not a fan of the english team..but anyhow, he's right...he really didnt score in this world cup...guess he can only score when he's wearing blue...*laughs*


(2) JIALAT = Gerrad
many friends like him..but i thought he has a frowny face....it doesnt matter if he's happy or sad..there are always wrinkles on his forehead..hahaha!


(3) AH BOON = OWEN
poor guy....hurt his knee...but thankfully, he still can play football..if not his career is ruined...didnt know he's married with a kid as well...apparently, read somewhere that his daughter snubbed him when he called back to tell her that he's coming home and the daughter asked him to call back later as she's watching some cartoons...


(4) BUAY GAN = BECKHAM
although he's not as good as before...but i think to many girls, women, ladies..he's still very handsome...but i thought he looked weird when he's crying...but anyhow, victoria beckham looked so different now...glad to see that she's supporting her hubby at the world cup...


i thought these nicknames are freaking hilarious and original!!!

hip hip hooray for PAVEL NEDVED

thus far...i'm quite alright and satisfied with the teams that made it to the next round...because most of them are whom i've predicted and wanted...however, the upsets are coming....and the very very first one..has to be one of my favorite - czech republic...actually after ghana (argh!!!) defeated them 2-0...i'm almost sure that czech republic is going home soon...as italy is not an easy team to defeat... and sighz... italy defeated czech republic 2-0...

rushed home just in time to catch that match on tv....it was pretty exciting...seeing how the czech went all out to play for victory..and for the first time, catching the sexy and hot italians dribbling, tackling, passing, defending and scoring... actually, this is the first time i realized that the defenders of italy are pretty neat...till date, they have NOT let in any ball..except for that dumb own goal...*laughs* but my favorite defender, maldini, is not longer playing...anyway, i think it's a good game...i concentrated on the italy-czech game for the very obvious reason ( read: cuter and hoter guys) and was only ocassionally switching to the other channel to get a quick update... czech was rather quick to bring the ball forward but they were not able to penetrate through the strong and thick "wall" of blue jerseys...

but i think the man who deserve ALL my admiration and applause is this:

PAVEL NEDVED

he's the midfielder of czech republic...but he's fantastically good...he can play left, right center, forward, backward...and for the game against italy...you can see him running all over the place...going all out for a victory... he's skillful and fast...and has amazing stamina...i could literally hear his name every other second...nedved trying to score, nedved in the middle, nedved at the back...etc etc etc... and when he accidentally caused someone to fall or whatsoever, you can always see him going forward to give that man a handshake....such good sportsman...and when the final whistle blew...i could feel his sadness and almost teared for him....actually, i teared a little...*laughs*

BUT........

finally, i've won my FIRST BET...hahahaha..a big breakfast meal from macdonald will be hop and piping on my table tomorrow morning... betted with my colleague that ghana will win USA and i give him 1/2 a ball...*laughs* yay!!

time to hit the sack...wasted my sleep yesterday..woke up in the hope of watching an exciting match between argentina and netherlands..but was dozing off 90% of the match...and now my eyebags are pretty bad...maybe i should wake up for the brazil-japan match later....on 2nd thoughts..i think i need to sleep.... *smilez*

just made another stupid bet with some guys in office...each of us picked a final winner...and the winner will get a subway sandwich from each of us...and we called it - "THE SUBWAY POOL" hahahaha..there are 5 of us...which means the winner will get to eat 4 subway sandwiches...*laughs* and my pick - PORTUGAL!! *laughs* the other teams are: ARGENTINA, BRAZIL and GERMANY!!

SO EXCITING!!!!!

i think women should watch the world cup

am very sure many wives and girlfriends have become the soccer widows...*laughs* because for the next 4 weeks...all the husbands and boyfriends will have their full attention on 22 men chasing after a ball with 3 old men overlooking the whole game...

MEN...am very sure many wives and girlfriends have become the soccer widows...*laughs* because for the next 4 weeks...all the husbands and boyfriends will have their full attention on 22 men chasing after a ball with 3 old men overlooking the whole game...all their monies will be with the bookies and government...eat balls, total number of goals, half-time win etc etc etc...husbands and boyfriends will have dark eye rings from the early morning matches which by hook or by crook they have to watch it...and no more shopping or dating as they need to sleep in the day to replenish their energies for the late night matches over beers and peanuts which causes beer paunches to appear... *laughs* this is the time when men bond together to support their favorite team...cheer when a beautiful goal is scored and jeer when the referee or player make a silly mistake...

WOMEN... most women have no interest in soccer...but of course there are a few who have...sadly, i think most women watched it or tried to enjoy it because of their husbands or boyfriends..which i personally thought it's pathetic....if you dont like it...let your men enjoy the game with his friends and the girls can have a great time shopping since it's the GSS now...*laughs* there's always the offside rule which most women simply dont understand it...and most cannot see the point of running 90 minutes all over the big field trying to score that 1 goal which can determine the fate of the soccer team....but then again, am sure men cannot see the point of going into a shop with the word "SALE" all over and emerged with many shopping bags and satisfied buys...*laughs*

however..i think we women can actually enjoy the world cup...this is the only time..when you see the BEST and CUTEST and HOTTEST players of all countries in 1 month...how often do you see steven gerad, frank lampard, david beckam working in 1 team?? how often do you get to see cristiano ronald, luis figo, pavel nedved, del peiro, totti, nakata and many more in 1 night with 3 matches?? actually sometimes, at the end of the games, if the players decided to take off their jerseys...look at the 6 packs, biceps and triceps..they are simply gorgeous...haha! actually was watching the czech republic versus usa game yesterday...and because the weather was so darm hot..most of them perspired like crazy...nedved from czech republic was wearing a white jersey..and because he was running all over..his shirt was drenched in his persipration and so it sort of stick to his body and oh my goodness..the 6-pack is so bloody obvious and awesome....i was literally oogling at it for like 3 seconds...*laughs* so in my opinion, the world cup is where i can actually oogle at many many pretty and sexy boys...*laughs*

although it may seemed silly to see 22 men fighting over a small ball...but hey, look at the way they dribble...look at the way they manipulate the ball....personally, i thought it's pretty impressive...look at the way they run and the die-die-also-must-score attitude...look at the way the goalkeeper jumed and dived to save the tidy ball from entering that huge net...the proud and exihilarted look on old men (coaches) when their teams score...it's pretty amazing...look at the way these men defend, attack and pass the ball can be quite interesting actually...

actually...many of my girl friends thought that i know a lot about soccer...but frankly speaking...i only know enough to "bluff" my way through...i know enough to strike a conversation on soccer...but of course...not for long...hahahaha! my colleagues said that the way i watched the world cup and the way i talked about cars...i'm like a guy born in a girl's body unfortunately...*laughs* well...like i've said...i know enough to bullshit my way through!!! but somehow, when a group of my female colleagues were talking about jewellery, shopping, baking, and all that...i was not able to contribute my 2 cents worth at all...*laughs* need to know more to bullshit my way through!!!

okay..time to sleep...need to wake up later to watch brazil versus croatia...i think brazil will win by 2 goals... :)

germany versus costa rica

well...everyone knows that the world cup is here...almost everyone is into it..almost everyone is watching it and almost everyone is making bets...including myself...hahahaha! but i think i have to start making smart bets with people...i have to start analyzing and rationalizing the bets that i made...

THE FIRST MATCH AND I LOST!!!!!!!!!!! *SIGHZ*

although my stakes were not high..i've already lost 20 bucks and 1 breakfast to my colleagues..hahahahaha! on hindsight..i think i'm being too stubborn...*shakes head* i made 3 bloody bets with 3 different colleagues....insisting that COSTA RICA will win with a score of 1-0...because i simply think that the germans play boring football... in the previous world cup..although they were in the finals....their games were seriously boring and slow... BUT i was so freaking wrong this time...*laughs* within 5 minutes of the opening match...the germans scored the first goal...*sighz* and the rest is history.... and i must admit... the germans are REALLY FANTASTIC defenders...just look at how happy they were:



although there were 2 goals from the other team..but frankly speaking..the 1st goal seemed rather offside..but no comments on that...anyway, there will be free breakfast for everyone on monday morning...courtesy of the stubborn me....*laughs*

i started the world cup on a bad note..maybe i should stop betting...*laughs* but i joined in the soccer pool of our company...each of us predicts the teams that will make it to each round...and points will be allocated...each of us has to put in 50 bucks and at the end of world cup..the one with the highest points will win the pool of money... so exciting and interesting right?? this is so darn cool..but i guess my chance of wining is negative 500%...i cannot even predict the right winner for the first match...*sighz*

many predicted that ENGLAND will emerged the winner...but i really doubt that...i think they will be kicked out at the quarter finals...*laughs* my winner for this world cup... PORTUGAL!!! why? because of these HIM:

and not forgetting the these 2 hotties:
Luis Figo *grins*

Cristiano Ronaldo *grins*