i hate indian men!!

i am not being a racist here...but it's just that...in one day...FOUR indian men stepped on my toes and pissed me off!!! can anyone believe that..what is wrong with them? which part of their brains, if any , is not working well? did they all gang up to irritate the hell out of me?

Indian #1

early in the morning...my useless HR advisor asked me to clear some shit...which i have no choice but to do it as this shit is related to one of my job scope...*fuck* so i was trying to find out from this indian man about the machine that he was currently using.....who is his Singapore reporting manager and how long will he be here...well..he's an indian from india...anyway..he was unable to give me the info and gave me a whole lot of unnecessary info...*what the fuck*..and so i told him.."never mind..i will sort it out"... and then my phone rang and because i had the caller ID phone..i knew it was him and reluctantly i picked it up...thinking that he would like to find out what the hell i am doing..trying to find out who's his manager was...and this was what he said to me.."can i appoint you to be my manager? " what the FUCK!!!!!!!!!! almost vomitted blood at this sentence..that all i replied was that i was busy and i slammed the phone...seriously, what is this fucking stupid man trying to do here?? trying to be witty and funny?? sorry..it's not working AT ALL!!! this was not the end...in the afternoon...he came and looked for me to find out what's the real issue here..and i explained to him the situation 3 times before he could get it....and keep feeding me with unnecessary info again!! *ARGH*

Indian #2

in the late afternoon..i recieved a note from this other guy from the other department asking for some details on a certain procurement that was done by this indian...and yes...another india indian...and as i read the email trail..i realize why i was in the copy....this guy needed some details from this india indian...and this fucking indian told the guy this..." you can look for hannah...she's the one who did the purchase (paperwork)..." what the FUCK!! yes...i was the one who did the purchase...but what i did was the paperwork and all...the administrative portion...on the items to be procure...this stupid indian was the one who gave me the list...and now he can tell the guy that he's not aware of what were the procured items?? can somebody shout with me?? WHAT THE FUCK??? i was so bloody pissed...but being a nice person...*grins* i search my mails archive and found the note which stated clearly what were to be purchased...and i replied everyone on that email...with the items and the following line... " copy xxx, you should have a list of the items that were purchased as i am only an adminstrator who takes instruction from you on the list to be purchased..anyway have managed to find the list in my archives... " *laughs* felt much better....

Indian #3

an hour or so later...i recieved another note from another indian from india...sighz..today is the "india indians irritate" day is it...anyway...the main story behind this is that this indian has to provide 2 piece of info..and a group of us have bug him like umpteem times and even escalated to bosses...but it's taking too long...and finally he replied..and i thought..finally...but i was so fucking wrong...i open up the file..and realized that he only completed half of what we had asked him to...this was the 5th mails that have been flying around..telling him so many fucking times the info we required from him...and he was still not answering my questions!!! what is happening??? has his brains all decided to desert him?? in the first place..does he have any brains to start with? *ARGH*

Indian #4

when i was on my way home....was just coming out of the MRT....seriously, i think singaporeans are horrible commuters...when the doors of the trains opened, everyone will just rushed to get in and get out....i thought SMRT has been communicating to let the passengers to get out...before getting in...why so kiasu...*tsk tsk*..anyway...as i was coming out of the train...this indian man suddenly rushed for the train as he could hear the "beep beep beep" which indicated the doors were closing...and given the ample space around the station..he had to run straight into my path and almost bumped into me!!! what's wrong with him?? no eyes to see ah?? no brains to think?? mmm..come to think of it....maybe i was right...eyes are fucked up and brains are non-existant...*laughs*

no offence to all other indians out there..but it just happen that today is the "Hannah-Meets-Irritating-Indians" day....fuck sia...