cellulite again

cellulite...unwanted and unsightly...if you dont know what or who i am talking about...that's just too bad...*laughs* you are missing out the finer things in life...haha! actually not that serious ah..but then again...i personally thought that was a very ultimate entry...*grins* anyway, i called one of my friend "cellulite" and bitch about her...*laughs* yes..i am mean..i am a slut..i am a bitch...but i cannot help it...she's one of a kind..anyway...let the bitching begin....*laughs*

went clubbing with her several times... (you must be thinking why do i club with her since i think she's "cellulite"...well basically, she's quite a nice person..i only bitch about her..i never say i hate her ah...) and each time we went...she didnt drink much..only 1 glass...which comes free with the cover-charge...then last week..we went clubbing again...and this time..she met 2 group of friends in the club...and both group of friends bought a bottle of whiskey each...and for the FIRST time....she drank... for the FIRST i actually see her drink... amazing... but i didnt know how much she drinks..because i wasnt with her all the time...but for the whole night and the next 2 days..she kept saying this to me :" i drank a lot leh but i am sober" and to which i replied:" how many do you drink?" and her answer was "lost count"....wah..such a convenient answer right? anyway, after much pestering...she managed to give me some numbers...she said she had 5 glasses of whiskey ( and according to her strong whiskey), 3/4 of barcardi breezer ( to me no kick ) and while playing games, she drank unknowingly...told princess mel and she gave the best answer... "ya...unknowingly drank 1 glass only" *laughs laughs laughs*.... then i happened to bump into this other friend who were drinking with her..and i asked her casually :" hey...did xxx drink a lot last night?" and to which that lady replied:" is it? no lah..cannot remember..but anyway our drinks quite mild..." and to which she gave the best reaction.. " no lah....that girl blur one..i drink a lot and quite strong!!" *laughs laughs laughs* if she's waiting for me to say... "WAH!! you very good drinker leh!!" if that's the case..sorry ah...it's not coming out from my mouth...*grins*

talking about drinking...realized that my friend only drinks when other people buys...so here's my conversation with her:

me: hey you only drink when other people buy horz?

her: ya..haha

me: aiyo..why like that?

her: free mah...besides it's only gentleman for a man to buy a lady drinks...

me: but then a man will only buy if he is interested in you right?

her: no lah...if a man is of certain level, he will buy as a gentleman gesture...anyway, not every week ask him to buy mah...so not that bad what...

if you ask me...i think very cheapo!! i mean...if you want to go out and play...why bother to save money?? if you really want to save money...PLEASE STAY HOME!! of course it's nice that people buys drinks for you...but if no one buy..you got to buy yourself right?? but this friend of mine...she ONLY waits for people to buy her drinks..if not..she will not drink...must be so cheapo ah?? *mutter mutter* maybe many girls/ladies out there share the same sentiments as her...which i have no qualms about that...but WHY? is it really a MUST for the guys to buy drinks for the girls? is that a sign that the guy is gentleman? maybe i am not that pretty to have that priviledge of having people buying me drinks and all and so i have developed the habit of buying my own drinks...*shrugs* can some guys/gals enlighten me on this?

and once again...she's trying to prove her "popularity" and "beauty" to me again...*sighz* she really does have this big ego thingy about herself...actually she's not ugly...but she's not pretty either...maybe average...but not my cup of tea...anyway...here's a classic example:

she: maybe i should ask those guys whom i have never met before to meet in MW...

me: ya..maybe...easier..if good-looking..we hang out together..if ugly..we can siam...hahaha

she: ya..and it saves my trouble of meeting up with them on a one-on-one basis...saves time too..

me: haha...okay...

she: also...meeting in clubs is good for them..they look better...because dark dark....

me: haha...ya..true..and also..you look better too!! haha

she: thanks leh...anyway, i met my ex-boyfriend today..and he said i look better...in the afternoon...

me: okay..good for you!!

*laughs* actually i wanted to reply..."no lah..your ex-boyfriend blinded by the bright afternoon sun!!" but i refrain from saying that because i think she cannot take it....*laughs* on 2nd thoughts..i should have said that right?

*evil grins* i'm really a bitch right?? so fake and pretentious..here i am bitching about her...but i'm still hanging out with her...BUT i didnt say i hate her...just that..she's really one fantastically amazing lady who never fails to make me laugh and snigger!! she has such a bitchable character...*smilez*