The defination of marriage

recieve something quite interesting about marriage from a colleague.... enjoy!! *smilez*

Marriage:

Marriage is not word..It's a sentence...A life sentence

Marriage is blind...Love is blind...so marriage is an institution for the blind...

Marriage is an institution where a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gets her masters...

A married life is full of excitment and frustrations...In the first year, man speaks and the woman listens...In the second year, woman speaks and the man listens...In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen...

Getting married is like going restaurant with your friend...You ordered what you want and when you see what the other fellow had...you wished you had ordered that instead...

There was this man who muttered a few words in church and he got married...A few years later, he muttered a few words while sleeping and got divorced...

Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock

When a newly married man looks happy...We know why...But when a 10-year married man looks happy...We wonder why...

When a man steals your wife...There's no better revenge than to let him keep her...

Marriage is when a man and a woman becomes one...The trouble starts when they cannot decide which one...

At a cocktail party, one woman asked another:" Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The woman replied:"Yes...I am but to the wrong man!"

A man is incomplete until he's married...Then he's finished...

When a man opened the car for his wife...You can be sure of 2 things...Either the car of the wife is new...