italy celebration france dejection

FINALLY....the world cup is over!! and the winner is NOT France... *laughs* although the final 2 are not who i want to see...but am glad that the italians won...all along, i've liked italy but must say they are not my hot favorite...but i think they have done a great job in getting so far... and i must congratulate them for NOT letting any goals in..other than the penalty and the stupid own goals...but in my opinions, this is not because of buffon who won the best goalkeeper award..but rather the good defence wall by the italy defenders...

actually for a moment, i wished i was the world cup trophy..to be able to be held, kissed, hugged and loved by fabio cannavaro...isnt that blissful? *laughs* but only when cannavaro is holding, kissing and hugging it...hahahaha..dont want to have the other saliva all over me...*laughs*

actually for this world cup..it's pretty dramatic...hahaha and it's filled with dubious penalties...but i guess this is the beauty of the game...imperfect and grey... and i seriously think, besides the normal soccer training that these players have...they are taught how to perform a fake when any contact is made with them..all of them..and i meant ALL OF THEM can be hollywood actors...*amazed* should have an oscars or academy awards for the world cup..that would see many nominees from italy and portugal...although many would say it's downright despicable to do that...but to me..it's alright..i dont think it's wrong..it's another way of ensuring a victory..i mean if you can make the referee believe that you were being fouled and award a penalty... it means you're getting one...and that's your job done... if everything is being computerized and all...everything would be so perfect and boring.. no more grey but all white and black.. *yawnz*



many of my colleagues said it's really sad to see zidane exit in that manner..but well, i think given his experience and all..he should have controlled his temper..maybe materazzi had said really nasty and horrible things to him..but given his experience, he should have controlled and all..but then again he's human... but seriously, one's a french and one's an italian...do they understand each other? was there a misunderstanding? would we ever know what materazzi said to zidane? anyway he won the golden shoe and having such an exit could be a blessing in disguise...now people will ALWAYS remember zinedine zidane as the player who got set off for being a goat but yet won the golden shoe...*smilez*

on a separate note..for this world cup...i only made 4 miserable bucks... so sickening...i put in my money as follows:
50 bucks for office pool
5 bucks for spain versus france - won 17 bucks for taking france to win
10 bucks for portugal as the overall winner...almost there
10 bucks for germany and italy to draw - won 28 bucks for that
10 bucks for italy to win germany...
10 bucks for 1-0 France to win portugal - won 48 bucks for that
10 bucks for 2-0 France to win portugal
20 bucks for portugal to win germany...
20 bucks for D-D for italy and france - won 76 bucks
20 bucks for 1-0 France to win italy...
Total Bet = 165 and Total win = 169
HOW MISERABLE IS THIS?????!!!!!!!

for the office pool..the pool money of 2.5k was won by 2 interns...blardy hell...was so damn pissed..i mean...how can we let our money be won by students? and when i saw their prediction table...blardy hell..even more pissed..if portugal have won france..my chance are definitely higher than them...so so so so angry..that i told the coordinator to send a message to the interns: sorry to show you the smal prints..interns are not allowed in this game and hence your prize is confiscated... *laughs* i was really bitter ah...and then the interns decided to buy us breakfast..and i was like: it has better be a decent breakfast..if they decided to just make us happy by buying 2 dollars toasts..they can jolly well kiss my arse...*laughs* i was telling everyone..i'm going to hate all interns, sweared at them, cursed that they will fail their exams, and etc..hahahahaha..a friend commented.." aiyoh, poor interns..they dont even know who and what they have offended" and i replied with gusto.." they have offended ME and MY MONEY!! " hahaha!

well..the world cup has ended...now it's time for beauty sleep and in 2 years time..it's the EURO WORLD CUP!!! *laughs*

the final 4...

hahahaha..because the world cup is not over yet..my life is still revolving around this:



anyway, it's coming to an end...and the final 4 are out...GERMANY, ITALY, FRANCE and PORTUGAL...so exciting because now my chance of winning my subway pool and soccer pool from office is much higher...but of course, if i didnt win my soccer pool of SGD2,500..i have hedged against myself with singapore pools..hahahaha! i must at least recoup the 50 bucks which i have invested in the office pool....so so so so so so exciting....

actually...why would the star players risk their foot for the world cup??stars like ronaldinho, beckham, zidane, nakata, totti, nedved, raul and likes...they are paid millions of pounds for each game they play in EPL, Italian Leagues and whatever... for the world cup, it's just playing for the glory of the country... why would they risk their legs and careers for the country? so maybe the best team is not the team with the best players but could be the one with the new players who want to make a name for themselves....

anyway, here's something very funny which a friend's friend shared with me..... apparently an uncle or something like that wanted to buy the jerseys of some english players...and he has provided "nicknames" for them...see if you can guess who is who....

(1) LAM PA - - - -> this is so freaking easy....
(2) JIALAT - - - - > freaking funny...
(3) AH BOON - - - -> hahaha! this may be tough...
(4) BUAY GAN - - - -> any idea?

Answers are as follows:

(1) LAM PA = Lampard
did anyone hear what the commentator say during the english-ecuador game? he said...." is frank lampard ever going to score in this world cup?" blardy hell..was so pissed because am a fan of his but not a fan of the english team..but anyhow, he's right...he really didnt score in this world cup...guess he can only score when he's wearing blue...*laughs*


(2) JIALAT = Gerrad
many friends like him..but i thought he has a frowny face....it doesnt matter if he's happy or sad..there are always wrinkles on his forehead..hahaha!


(3) AH BOON = OWEN
poor guy....hurt his knee...but thankfully, he still can play football..if not his career is ruined...didnt know he's married with a kid as well...apparently, read somewhere that his daughter snubbed him when he called back to tell her that he's coming home and the daughter asked him to call back later as she's watching some cartoons...


(4) BUAY GAN = BECKHAM
although he's not as good as before...but i think to many girls, women, ladies..he's still very handsome...but i thought he looked weird when he's crying...but anyhow, victoria beckham looked so different now...glad to see that she's supporting her hubby at the world cup...


i thought these nicknames are freaking hilarious and original!!!

hip hip hooray for PAVEL NEDVED

thus far...i'm quite alright and satisfied with the teams that made it to the next round...because most of them are whom i've predicted and wanted...however, the upsets are coming....and the very very first one..has to be one of my favorite - czech republic...actually after ghana (argh!!!) defeated them 2-0...i'm almost sure that czech republic is going home soon...as italy is not an easy team to defeat... and sighz... italy defeated czech republic 2-0...

rushed home just in time to catch that match on tv....it was pretty exciting...seeing how the czech went all out to play for victory..and for the first time, catching the sexy and hot italians dribbling, tackling, passing, defending and scoring... actually, this is the first time i realized that the defenders of italy are pretty neat...till date, they have NOT let in any ball..except for that dumb own goal...*laughs* but my favorite defender, maldini, is not longer playing...anyway, i think it's a good game...i concentrated on the italy-czech game for the very obvious reason ( read: cuter and hoter guys) and was only ocassionally switching to the other channel to get a quick update... czech was rather quick to bring the ball forward but they were not able to penetrate through the strong and thick "wall" of blue jerseys...

but i think the man who deserve ALL my admiration and applause is this:

PAVEL NEDVED

he's the midfielder of czech republic...but he's fantastically good...he can play left, right center, forward, backward...and for the game against italy...you can see him running all over the place...going all out for a victory... he's skillful and fast...and has amazing stamina...i could literally hear his name every other second...nedved trying to score, nedved in the middle, nedved at the back...etc etc etc... and when he accidentally caused someone to fall or whatsoever, you can always see him going forward to give that man a handshake....such good sportsman...and when the final whistle blew...i could feel his sadness and almost teared for him....actually, i teared a little...*laughs*

BUT........

finally, i've won my FIRST BET...hahahaha..a big breakfast meal from macdonald will be hop and piping on my table tomorrow morning... betted with my colleague that ghana will win USA and i give him 1/2 a ball...*laughs* yay!!

time to hit the sack...wasted my sleep yesterday..woke up in the hope of watching an exciting match between argentina and netherlands..but was dozing off 90% of the match...and now my eyebags are pretty bad...maybe i should wake up for the brazil-japan match later....on 2nd thoughts..i think i need to sleep.... *smilez*

just made another stupid bet with some guys in office...each of us picked a final winner...and the winner will get a subway sandwich from each of us...and we called it - "THE SUBWAY POOL" hahahaha..there are 5 of us...which means the winner will get to eat 4 subway sandwiches...*laughs* and my pick - PORTUGAL!! *laughs* the other teams are: ARGENTINA, BRAZIL and GERMANY!!

SO EXCITING!!!!!

i think women should watch the world cup

am very sure many wives and girlfriends have become the soccer widows...*laughs* because for the next 4 weeks...all the husbands and boyfriends will have their full attention on 22 men chasing after a ball with 3 old men overlooking the whole game...

MEN...am very sure many wives and girlfriends have become the soccer widows...*laughs* because for the next 4 weeks...all the husbands and boyfriends will have their full attention on 22 men chasing after a ball with 3 old men overlooking the whole game...all their monies will be with the bookies and government...eat balls, total number of goals, half-time win etc etc etc...husbands and boyfriends will have dark eye rings from the early morning matches which by hook or by crook they have to watch it...and no more shopping or dating as they need to sleep in the day to replenish their energies for the late night matches over beers and peanuts which causes beer paunches to appear... *laughs* this is the time when men bond together to support their favorite team...cheer when a beautiful goal is scored and jeer when the referee or player make a silly mistake...

WOMEN... most women have no interest in soccer...but of course there are a few who have...sadly, i think most women watched it or tried to enjoy it because of their husbands or boyfriends..which i personally thought it's pathetic....if you dont like it...let your men enjoy the game with his friends and the girls can have a great time shopping since it's the GSS now...*laughs* there's always the offside rule which most women simply dont understand it...and most cannot see the point of running 90 minutes all over the big field trying to score that 1 goal which can determine the fate of the soccer team....but then again, am sure men cannot see the point of going into a shop with the word "SALE" all over and emerged with many shopping bags and satisfied buys...*laughs*

however..i think we women can actually enjoy the world cup...this is the only time..when you see the BEST and CUTEST and HOTTEST players of all countries in 1 month...how often do you see steven gerad, frank lampard, david beckam working in 1 team?? how often do you get to see cristiano ronald, luis figo, pavel nedved, del peiro, totti, nakata and many more in 1 night with 3 matches?? actually sometimes, at the end of the games, if the players decided to take off their jerseys...look at the 6 packs, biceps and triceps..they are simply gorgeous...haha! actually was watching the czech republic versus usa game yesterday...and because the weather was so darm hot..most of them perspired like crazy...nedved from czech republic was wearing a white jersey..and because he was running all over..his shirt was drenched in his persipration and so it sort of stick to his body and oh my goodness..the 6-pack is so bloody obvious and awesome....i was literally oogling at it for like 3 seconds...*laughs* so in my opinion, the world cup is where i can actually oogle at many many pretty and sexy boys...*laughs*

although it may seemed silly to see 22 men fighting over a small ball...but hey, look at the way they dribble...look at the way they manipulate the ball....personally, i thought it's pretty impressive...look at the way they run and the die-die-also-must-score attitude...look at the way the goalkeeper jumed and dived to save the tidy ball from entering that huge net...the proud and exihilarted look on old men (coaches) when their teams score...it's pretty amazing...look at the way these men defend, attack and pass the ball can be quite interesting actually...

actually...many of my girl friends thought that i know a lot about soccer...but frankly speaking...i only know enough to "bluff" my way through...i know enough to strike a conversation on soccer...but of course...not for long...hahahaha! my colleagues said that the way i watched the world cup and the way i talked about cars...i'm like a guy born in a girl's body unfortunately...*laughs* well...like i've said...i know enough to bullshit my way through!!! but somehow, when a group of my female colleagues were talking about jewellery, shopping, baking, and all that...i was not able to contribute my 2 cents worth at all...*laughs* need to know more to bullshit my way through!!!

okay..time to sleep...need to wake up later to watch brazil versus croatia...i think brazil will win by 2 goals... :)

germany versus costa rica

well...everyone knows that the world cup is here...almost everyone is into it..almost everyone is watching it and almost everyone is making bets...including myself...hahahaha! but i think i have to start making smart bets with people...i have to start analyzing and rationalizing the bets that i made...

THE FIRST MATCH AND I LOST!!!!!!!!!!! *SIGHZ*

although my stakes were not high..i've already lost 20 bucks and 1 breakfast to my colleagues..hahahahaha! on hindsight..i think i'm being too stubborn...*shakes head* i made 3 bloody bets with 3 different colleagues....insisting that COSTA RICA will win with a score of 1-0...because i simply think that the germans play boring football... in the previous world cup..although they were in the finals....their games were seriously boring and slow... BUT i was so freaking wrong this time...*laughs* within 5 minutes of the opening match...the germans scored the first goal...*sighz* and the rest is history.... and i must admit... the germans are REALLY FANTASTIC defenders...just look at how happy they were:



although there were 2 goals from the other team..but frankly speaking..the 1st goal seemed rather offside..but no comments on that...anyway, there will be free breakfast for everyone on monday morning...courtesy of the stubborn me....*laughs*

i started the world cup on a bad note..maybe i should stop betting...*laughs* but i joined in the soccer pool of our company...each of us predicts the teams that will make it to each round...and points will be allocated...each of us has to put in 50 bucks and at the end of world cup..the one with the highest points will win the pool of money... so exciting and interesting right?? this is so darn cool..but i guess my chance of wining is negative 500%...i cannot even predict the right winner for the first match...*sighz*

many predicted that ENGLAND will emerged the winner...but i really doubt that...i think they will be kicked out at the quarter finals...*laughs* my winner for this world cup... PORTUGAL!!! why? because of these HIM:

and not forgetting the these 2 hotties:
Luis Figo *grins*

Cristiano Ronaldo *grins*

i wish that my computer will break down...

am very sure everyone has this machine at home...and i must say this machine has become indispensable in our daily lives... am absofuckinglutely sure that no one can live without it... but for now, i wish that the dying computer at home can just DIE...

there are 3 of us at home using the computer...but most of the time..my 2nd brother will HOG the computer...he will HOG it from 7pm till 3am...and what is he doing?? MAPLING! for those who doesnt know what's mapling...it's basically playing a stupid online game called "maple story" and the main aim of the game is to collect points and money and decorate your characters...THAT'S IT!! such a pointless game...

anyway, as i was saying..he will simply HOG the computer all day long...as long as he's home..he's doing NOTHING ELSE but MAPLING...and whenever i said.." hey, let me use the computer for a while" he would give me that irriated look and that irriated answer.." why do you want to use? i want to use.." fucking hell..he can use it to play games and i cannot use it for my own leisure? no doubt i can use the computer at work..but there are certain personal and private things that i do not want to use the company's machine....

for example, yesterday night..i told him i need to use the computer...because i want to type my homework for my piano..and he gave me the same irritated look and answer.... puh-leeese.... i need the computer to do USEFUL WORK...and not to play some mindless games... and i'm not going to spend thousands to get a new computer or a laptop just because he's hogging the computer for some useless stuffs...as long as he's using it to play mindless games..i will ALWAYS snatch the computer with him...saying that i need to do WORK.. which is true BUT i will multi-task - chat, blog, do work, surf net - so as to make him wait nong nong to use the computer again....

THE WAR HAS BEGUN!!!!!!

aiyoh, i'm so darn childish...hahahaha! but i mean what i say....mark my words.... *grins*

this the season to watch movies...

summer time...this is the season to watch movies....simply because there are many movies to watch...haha!! here's a personal reviews of the movies that i've watched recently...

POISEDON

didnt wanna watch this movie actually...but then felt like watching a movie one saturday...and becauase promised to watch da vinci with another friend..and x-men was not out yet...so i settled with this:



mmm...this movie didnt get very good reviews but somehow, it managed to kick MI3 off the top spot in Singapore...personally, i thought this movie was quite exciting..although i must admit...there's NO storyline to this show...haha! basically it's a bunch of people who decided to save themselves when the ship sank and ultimately, they managed to do it....but i thought there were some moments which set me thinking about certain things...about sacrifices that had to be made to save the whole situation...about teamwork...about the emotional side of humans i guess...anyway, the main lead is an eye-candy:


couldnt stop myself from telling my friend that he's handsome and my friend sort of got irritated...think he's jealous..hahaha!

Mission Impossible 3

how can i miss this show?? been wanting to watch this ever since i saw the trailer...because it has TOM CRUISE... anyway, because DHL decided to advertise on my company's TV..every day...i could hear the theme song at the background of all the keyboard's typing...*laughs*



personally, i dont really like this sequel...although many reviews say that this sequel shows the emotional part of being a secret agent and all...well, this is the part which i thought made the movie boring... although the close-up scenes are of Tom..but somehow, i'm more interested in him jumping off building, dodging bullets, driving dangerously... how can anyone say that tom is not sexy??? *shakes head*



however the concept of a bomb being inserted in the brain via the nose was scary...and i dont understand how does electrocuting oneself can save oneself...and if anyone realized...and funnily, i thought Tom only got weirder after he and nicole split...by the way..the female lead looked kinda like katie holmes? hahaha! see:



X-MEN 3: The Last Stand



another must-watch for me...and i get to watch it free...*laughs* an old friend had free tickets and he remembered me...so sweet right? well, i thought the whole show was rather unfocused..everyone was just everywhere...everyone had only like small parts to act in and it seemed very haphazard...except for the eye-candy of course....hahaha!



he's bacially the hero..the main character...the one who said the most did the most and moved the most....cyclops died within 5 minutes after the show..either the actor doesnt want to act anymore or the director doesnt have enough money...same goes to rouge...she didnt do much...but she did show the other side of being a mutant...then there's jean..who did nothing but stand and stare...hahaha! and that magneto is so so so so dramatic..to get to the prison island..he could have just taken a ferry..why must he move the whole of SF bridge? hahahaha! and there were many unanswered questions to this movie...and i'm 500% sure that there's an x-men 4.... firemen and icemen are pretty cool dudes...the rest, i dont even know who they are...sighz...

The Da Vinci Code

the very hyped-up movie of the year...everyone is talking about it...every other channels are showing documentaries about the fact and fiction of da vinci code...which i dont really understand why..it's a FICTIONAL book based on some true places and history...and the author actually fabricated a story around it...so why is everyone getting so uptight about it??

actually i was rather disappointed when i know that tom hanks is going to be the lead..because i've read the book and i thought robert is someone very charming and i sort of like pictured someone like...mmm...say..george clooney? hahahaha! anyway, it seemed that this movie didnt get very good reviews...but somehow, it's not that bad....although i thought it has a rather anti-climax ending...i thought the climax was built up rather well..and then suddenly it just died off with the police arriving and arresting teabing...which was rather abrupt...although i've read the book..but somehow, i couldnt remember...so am going to re-read the book and maybe i could get another insight to the whole idea about jesus having descendants...hahahaha! but i must say...this show made me wanna go France...*laughs*

i've watched all the movies that i wanted to watch for now...waiting in anticipation for this:

in pain..*ouch*

i'm in pain...it's so damn freaking painful....never had i felt so much pain before...i had no idea why and how it happened... i had no idea why it's happening to me when i did nothing wrong...and this is NOT the first time....haha!

for no bloody reason..i woke up this morning feeling a very sharp pain in my left thigh..it was so painful that i could feel the pain spreading to my knees..i was not able to bend my leg AT ALL...i was not even able to bend my body forward without feeling an excruciating pain spreading through my left leg...had a hard time bathing, had a hard time changing...it was so so so so so so so so fucking painful that i was not able to sit down, stand up, sleep or do whatever shit....every step i move..i feel like as if my whole leg is being twisted by some crocodiles...

so in the morning, i had to crawl...and when i said crawl..i really crawled...not on all fours of course...all the way to the doctor's...normally it would only take 5 minutes to walk from my house to the doctor's...i took ahout 20 minutes today...had to cringe at every step i take...my mum had to walk and stop every other second in order to be on the same pace as me...*laughs* at the doctor's...after some examining and all...the doctor said i must have twisted my vein and there's no inflamation as there's no swelling and all.. and so he prescribed 3 types of painkillers for me...which i felt much much better after taking them....

while i was crawling to and fro...many people walked past and gave me that weird look...hahaha...some were really kind and they actually stopped to ask if i'm alright...one of them was this indian lady...she started talking to me in her language..and all i could say was.." thanks " ...wonder which part of me looks like an indian to her....*laughs* some old ladies gave many suggestions...some asked me to go see a chinese sinseh...some asked me to rub some oil on my legs...some told me i would be fine and dont worry...actually i dont think i looked worried..maybe my painful look was misleading...hahaha!

i actually had plans to watch da vinci code tonight...but got to cancel it....made plans to meet up with friends tomorrow for dinner and MOS...think got to cancel it...all my plans are ruined and i'm in such excruciating pain that i could really cry...

golf or dive?

i think almost everyone who knows me knows that i'm in love with diving and diving is my new love....i'm all prepared to invest in this sports...i actually plan to buy the gears and go for frequent trips...am actually planning for a leisure trip end of June...*grins*

BUT......

my dearest mother told me to take up GOLF instead of DIVING!! *sighz* the reasons being that she felt that diving is something which is not very common (duhz, EVERYONE i know is diving..okay, almost everyone) and that it's not useful...also, diving to her is an adventurous sport and i'm not adventurous enough (duhz again..diving is a leisure sports.no need to go down to 100m to enjoy it!)...and that if i were to take up golf, i could play golf with my family next time but i wont be diving with my family (what makes her think my hubby is not a diver? *laughs* i think i will have a hubby who dives and golfs!!)...so she said she would rather me invest in golf than diving...i have to salute my mum for giving such innovative reasons...so i'm assuming that she's just giving me opinions and not forbidding me to go diving!!!! *pray hard hard that she's not objecting*

actually, i did think of taking up golf and a dear friend actually had some lobang for golf lessons..it's about 400 plus if i didnt remember wrongly...then i asked my uncle if i should take up golf and he asked me.." why do you want to take up golf? " mmm...good question...why? because it's fun? because i dont know...hahahaha..basically, i thought it was fun...then my uncle said..." dont take up golf simply because you thought it's fun..say you finished your lessons..what's going to happen? you going to continue to play? or that's it?? " mmm...quite true..i have no $$$ to buy clubs - country clubs and golf clubs...i only wanted to learnt because i thought it's fun and can get to know rich kids...*laughs* and i thought quite stylo to be able to hit a small ball with a long stick and see how far the little ball flies...anyway, was not able to find people interested to learn together...

as for diving...actually, i'm not very sure if i will be that keen about the sport after 6 months...*laughs* knowing myself..i'm lazy and all...it's a huge investment to be made..but i really did enjoy myself during my last trip and it's rather addictive...besides, i get to know many beach bums and surfers dudes too...i likeeeeeeee *yay* in fact, my diving buddy is very keen about it and i have made some really nice friends...although i have no idea why princess mel sort of refused to dive with us...*laughs* she learnt it last year when we agreed to do it together..she didnt ask us this year when she's planning her trip...and we asked her to join us for advance she said she promised to wait for her friend...BUT she also promised to wait for us and she still went without us for the basic...anyway i've digressed...*laughs* but i think i'm more of a water person than a ball person...i never like to play with balls...although i dont mind some balls...hahahahahahaha!

SIGHZ.....

which is more suitable for me????

or

maybe i should just do this..*laughs*

boo hoo! i have no life!

another long weekend...and what did i do?? NOTHING!!! *cries* i have no life sia...this is terrible...horrible...it's a catastrophe!!!

THURSDAY NIGHT...went MOS with cousin and friends...



it was soooooooooooooooooooo boring...maybe i'm getting older..maybe i'm just sick of the place (but have only been there 3 times..hahaha!)...maybe it's the people i was with..maybe it's the music...i had free drinks...my cousin and friends ordered bottles and jugs..but i was not in the mood to drink...the music sucks because they were in the retro room...i hate the retro room..the music was so darn horrible...but because i guess they were older folks, house and hip hop is not their cup of tea...hahahahaha! no eye candies...nothing interesting happened..in fact i fell asleep in one of those retro chairs...*laughs*

FRIDAY...spent it sleeping...almost the whole day...



woke up at 2pm...had noodles for lunch..walked around..and went back to sleep at 5pm...can anyone believe that??? woke up at 7pm...had noodles for dinner again...hahahaha! no wonder i'm always fat....but luckily, a varsity friend called me up and we went out for a drink...it's been a loooooooong time since we last met up...a good chat over a pint of hoegarden..makes me sleepy at 1am again...and so to the bed i went...

SATURDAY... fetched my granny to her friend's house....did nothing again...and i slept at 10pm..it's freaking early if you asked me...this is so unhappening..it's a weekend...and i spent it sleeping...oh my god...i really have to get a life....*sob sob*



SUNDAY... woke up pretty early...10am...decided to go for a swim..and then suddenly it poured...but i did manage to swim a few laps...*grins* at least i did something...going to granny's house later...another boring day...and before i knew it..the long weekend is over....

i need to get a life!!!!!!!! HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!

the number - 0353

take a look at this!!!!



hahaha! before you people start guessing...nope, i didnt strike lottery again!! but if you look closely at this number..it's just a permutation of the previous winning number...the winning number is 3035 and this number is 0353!!! and the most amazing thing is not the permutation of this....

i had a dream...in that dream..i was in my granny's house in malaysia...and then i saw her coming from behind..beaming with joy...and so being curious, i went up to her and asked in hokkien: " ah ma, why are you so happy? " and then she told me in hokkien: " oh because all my grandchildren are here in the house with me.. " and then suddenly she told me a number: 3037...i was puzzled..and so i asked her.." huh? what is this number? " and then in hokkien she replied me :" tiao(4) li(4) tiao(4) li(4) " if you are a hokkien or a 4-D fanatic..you would know what this mean...basically, it means that there are permutation to a certain number... and just as sudden as my dream started...it ended...

i was not very sure what was this dream about...and so i told my parents about it...and then they were asking if i'm certain about the number..and i gave a negative answer..but was very very positive that my granny said there's permutation...anyway, i couldnt make out whatever that dream meant and so i didnt buy any 4D but my parents went to buy 3037..and it's a wrong number...hahahahahaha!

well...the 4D results on saturday showed me what the dreamt mean...the number did "jump" twice...maybe it's pure coincidence...or maybe it's really my granny's showering her blessings on us...now my whole family is asking me to sleep as much as i could to dream about my granny again...*laughs*

i'm in love....

finally, i have found love...the one true love of my life...at this moment that is...*laughs* a long weekend just passed and i must say it is one of the best weekends i ever had because i had found my love...my one true love...my one true love is fun, interesting, addictive and healthy...my one true love is expensive too...but what to do...good things dont come cheap...anyway, this is where i spent my weekend:

pulau aur's view of the sea...

very beautiful scene right? it's good to escape into the embrace of mother's nature..to be back in the arms of trees, the kisses of the sea breeze and the cool touch of the sea...but to get to such a paradise...one had to travel by bus for about 3 hours from singapore to mersing..then by boat for 4 hours from mersing to aur...it's a tiring journey...especially, when you have to be woken up in the middle of your sleep to get down the bus, get up the boat and with all the luggage and bags....*argh* treacherous!! and the stupid air-con is so blardy cold and the seats are not comfortable at all...

anyway, pulau aur is a very simple island...with only a dining area and some individual houses as rooms...very simple but yet sufficient...my room was one of the best...spacious with a quiet air-con..my neightbors were complaining that their air-cons were so noisy that they couldnt sleep well..but mine was as quiet as a whatever...hahahahaha! although simple, but we do have an attached bathroom that seemed to attract dragonflies...but anyhow, it's good enough for me....*smilez*

so what did i do on this little island....i DIVED... *smilez*

that's me on the left and jill on the right

it's so so so so so so so freaking fun..i enjoyed every single dive that i had...in total i had 8 dives...and each of them were so amazing...we went as shallow as 10m and as deep as 22m...saw many beautiful corals, fishes, and marine life..it's simply wonderful and amazing...to breathe underwater and to be so close to the fishes and all...and here are some of the animals that i saw:

a bigger version of the angelfish...haha!

i found nemo..in fact i found nemos...*laughs*

this is one of the famous fish..forgotten the name..but look like luohan fish to me...bigger version.

think this is the rainbow fish..quite obvious right? haha!

one of my favorite..turtle...it's so amazing to be so near to one in the middle of the blue ocean...

blue-spotted sting-ray...was swimming just right under me...cool right???

other than animals, there were many beautiful corals, starfishes, sea cucumbers, funny round things...it's simply so beautiful...although most of the time, am trying to keep myself neutrally buoyant!! at times, i'm sinking..at times, i'm floating...i cannot keep still and have to keep finning to keep myself at the correct position..need to improve on this...

the people i went with are fabalous...we were like an international group..there were 12 of us...4 singaporeans, 1 malaysian, 2 turkish, 2 germans, 1 americans and 2 british...although we didnt seem to get along initially..but ultimately, we were really cool and enjoyed each other companies...although no cute guys..the guys are mostly uncles..but very happening uncles...hahahahaha!

one of them is actually a father of 2 and he not only dives but sky-dive..how cool is that..another is a 38-year old single uncle with many dramatic stories to share with us and he's also my alarm clock...the germans girls are pretty and have a cute laughter..the american guy was really adventurous...the turkish couple was cool and friendly... my diving instructor and his girlfriend are the british and they looked good together...underwater, the uncles took really good care of us...because we always lose our instructor...hahaha! above water, we had nice little chats about anything under the sun...but again, i'm the butt of the joke...forever the main "item" to be teased and disturbed...hahahaha!

not only do i dived...i even went trekking...we walked upwards and reached some nice place with nice sceneary:

we look really small because the camera was far *laughs*

actually, the trek upwards was quite duhz...because we saw nothing but heaps of cow dung after cow dung..most of them are dry..only some were fresh...then we were wondering...if there's cow dungs..where's the cows? hahahaha! and if we ever see a cow...are we supposed run? what if it's abull and i'm wearing red!! hahahaha! but thank god, we only saw the dung and trees and leaves and coconuts..nothing much..but a breath-taking scnenary is our results after climbing, walking and cut by plants...

all in all..i have truly enjoyed myself...everything has been so perfect...and diving is indeed addictive..the moment i reach singapore...i want to dive again...since i'm in love with this sport...am going to invest in my own gear..hahahaha! and guess what, most of my friends are actually divers..they are either seasoned or new...this is so so so so so so exciting!!! and guess what, jill and i are planning to go in June again!! *yay*

hannah votes 2006

yay! finally i can get to vote...hahahaha...why am i so happy to vote? seriously, i have no freaking idea...maybe it's because i had never voted before in my whole life...*laughs* i was living in bedok which is under aljunied for like 10 years..and aljunied is/was one of those walkover constituencies...but anyhow was too young..then i moved to hougang...and when i shifted it was under cheng san...and so during GE 2001..i was old enough and was getting excited...then my area was grouped under aljunied AGAIN and so no voting *mutter mutter*...and now the worker's party is contesting against the PAP....yay!!



these are the candidates for my constitutency...frankly speaking..i dont know any of them...hahahaha! well..for the PAP candidates...george yeo is a familiar face but am not sure what is he doing now...then again, maybe because he looked like my neighbor...*laughs* cynthia puah always hang out at the void deck as we have a RC center there...zainul abidin is my granny's favorite as my granny said he's friendly and nice...for the WP candidates..i know nuts about them...but i think the sylvia lim look like a capable lady..from the picture of course...*laughs*

aiyoh...see how political unsound i am....given such mentality and political intelligence...how do i cast that significant vote of mine??? it will determine our governement and the way singapore is run and yet, here i am talking about the politicains based on looks? tsk tsk tsk...i am so superficial...think it's time i read up on them...so that i can cast that significant vote...*laughs* i feel so important suddenly...hahahaha! i wonder what would the candidates do to rally votes from us....also, what would the parliament be if WP actually won the aljunied GRC? mmmm....i really wonder...

my dad was telling me....sylvia lim and gang is a strong contestant..and it will be a tough fight for PAP and it's going to be interesting...another interesting fight would be potong pasir - chiam see tong vs seetoh...tough fight as chiam may not win this round...was surprised that the opposition party actually contested in AMK, our prime minister's area...but my dad was saying...it's a sure-win for PAP....the voting will only determine how supportive singaporeans are of our current PM...mmm...will i get into trouble for this? *shrugs* so interesting horz...but my parents always say..." aiyah, it's so boring to watch election and parliament of singapore...always the few guys talking and the rest nodding their heads...look at taiwan, so many abuses hurled at each other..so many days of campaign and so many fights...machiam watch movies.. " *laughs*

anyway, voting is compulsory and confidential in singapore..and so i wil have to vote and i will not tell others who i vote for...*laughs*

the number - 3035

Take a look at these 2 pictures....saw what i have boxed??? *grins*

yeah...it's the winning number....the one on the right is saturday's 4-D results and the one on the left is my 4-D ticket...*grins* and this is my FIRST time buying 4-D and bingo...i strike!! FIRST PRIZE sia...aint i lucky? *grins*

as per my previous entry..my ah-ma had been really really lucky..she had been blessing each and every single one of us...like i have said...aunties had won 4-D back in malaysia..and just last week, someone had a dream..in that dream, my granny was telling my auntie that she wanted her passport..she wanted to go singapore...and so everyone started to buy her passport number in malaysia..but another auntie said.." no no, ah ma is coming to singapore...we must buy 4-D...her number is coming" and lo and behold..her number has come and it is the top prize...*amazed*

actually, i had meant to buy her numbers for quite some time..but havent really gotten down to do it..and then yesterday, i went to my auntie's house to collect something from her..and she was talking about 4-D and so i asked her to bring me to buy...and then initially, i wanted to buy her death certificate number..but my auntie suggested to me to buy this number...this number is the house number of the "house" we burnt to give it to my granny..and so i agreed...lucky i agreed but sadly, i didnt buy a lot...*laughs*

this is the winning ticket:



i bought only 2 bucks..but guess the amount i won???? not saying it here...in case i have people asking me for treats or potential thieves...*laughs* go figure it out...

i hate SPC!! *argh*

i really hate them..i hate them for what they did to me...i hate them for giving stupid and lame excuses..i hate them for giving me the i-dont-know-so-i-cant-do attitude..i hate them for whatever whatever whatever whatever..argh!!! i'm talking about the one near kovan... :)

almost every petrol station in singapore provides manual washing of cars and internal vacuuming...and it's not that expensive..the prices are rather similiar...washing cost about 6 bucks and vacuuming cost about 4 bucks...seeing that the car was so darn dirty...i drove it to that SPC petrol station, intending to have it washed and vacuum...

well...nothing went wrong with the washing...but when i asked for vacuuming, one of the guy told me.." sorry, we dont vacuum now, come back tomorrow okay? " blardy hell!! what the fuck???!! come back tomorrow? did he think that i just spent my time driving my car to petrol stations to have it cleaned and vacuumed?? i was so pissed that i replied.." no, i want to vacuum NOW! " and then the man got the cheek to tell me... " we dont vacuum at night and the person doing it is sleeping " what rubbish? if you dont do it at night..indicate on the price list and why is that person sleeping??? and so i replied " you didnt tell me that vacuuming is not available at night...and besides, why is that person sleeping? wake him up to vacuum for me..i want to vacuum now and i dont want to come back tomorrow... " seeing that i was so "determined"..the man went somewhere to look for that guy...and then later he came back and told me..." sorry, he's drunk already " and i was so pissed i replied..." so? i dont care if he's drunk or dead..i want to vacuum now... is his job getting drunk? where's your manager? " and the man replied... " he's from the morning shift...and the manager is not around... " this is so infuriating..how could they tell me the person in-charge of vacuuming was drunk and sleeping???!! fucking hell sia...so angry...what kind of rubbish is this?? so i insisted that one of them do the vaccuming for me..and guess what was the reply? " sorry miss, we all dont know how to vaccum...only he knows and he's sleeping already.... come back tomorrow " what the fuck? what is this "coming back tomorrow" thingy going on? did they really think i was so darn free that i could just "come back tomorrow"? very very pisssed...and so i said... " if dont know..LEARN...what's the point of having so many people around if you people refused to learn?? waste of money and resources... even i can vacuum if you bring the vacuum cleaner to me... " what a bunch of useless idiots SPC has employed!! in the end, i paid them for the car wash...and they told me.." you can come back tomorrow to vacuum... " and to which i replied..." come back tomorrow? I'm not coming back here ANYMORE... " argh!!!! this is so annoying!!!!!!!!!!!

how could they give such lame and stupid excuses just to stop me from vacuuming??? this is so horrible...i mean if they really dont feel like doing extra work and earning extra money..they could have said the vacuum is spoilt...and guess what, this excuse was used by another SPC petrol station along upper changi road...this is so infuriating...i am NOT going back to any SPC petrol station for any washing and vacuuming anymore...*pissed*

good things that happened...

indeed my granny's passing away is a sad thing...a very sad situation...everyone's sad....BUT she had indeed blessed each and every of us in every other little ways.... *smilez*

well, firstly, i must say..her funeral had gathered all the relatives together...when i was at her wake, that was the FIRST time that i have seen all my cousins of all age and sexes...all of them...i havent met or talked to them for donkey years..some of them dont even know who i am...but this funeral had gathered all of us together...talked to a few young cousins...so cute and funny...and i even sort of found a new clubbing khaki..hahahaha..one of my cousin live in singapore and we exchanged numbers and i could see ourselves going out more often...*laughs* just went velvet with her on thursday night..it was fabulous..she and her friends are damn freaking fun!!! also, i have seen some aunties whom i've never seen for a long time..and all the females of the family could just sit one corner and chat the night away while keeping vigilance..which i thought was really good family bonding...

well, not only had my granny brought about family togetherness..she had also brought wealth to us...*laughs* many of us have actually struck 4-D!! *laughs* one auntie strucked twice and in total i think she won 30,000....even my mum manged to win 300 bucks...although little but i think there are more to come as the numbers my granny gave is always appearing in random order for the past 2 weeks..*laughs* another auntie strucked the first prize...20,000!! although it's little money here and there...but hey, all these numbers were from my grandmother in one way or another...way to go granny!! more money please...*laughs*

in addition, my granny gave each of us some money...*grins* for the "internal" grandchildren..each of us will get 1000!! and for the "external" grandchildren, each family will get 1000! then each sons will get about 3000 and my mum got some jewellery and about 300 bucks!! although they are in ringgits as my granny is a malaysian..but hey, it's good money..i am not going to spend it at all...i even saved the money which she gave me as red packet this year...these money will be passed on to my children..if i have any that is...*laughs*

other than good things that happened..weird things happened too on her 7th day..it was believed that the spirit will retun on the 7th day to visit sons and daughters...well, apparently, many aunties heard footsteps outside the rooms on that night...antoher auntie heard someone talking beside her ear and my dad saw that the spoon was grossly displaced on the table...all these are actually "evidences" that my granny had returned the previous night to "visit" her sons and daughters...i have no idea if it's just human imagination but then again, i guess it's a way to tell us that granny was actually "safe and sound" in another world...*smilez*

thou shalt not commit adultery

one of the 10 commandments...according to my church, the 10 commandment no longer hold because Jesus has died for us and so we are no longer sinners...*pause* okay, i know this statement will bring many arguements from many people...but am not going there...this is what my church taught me and so that's it. period.

anyway, over this weekend, i have seen 2 cases of adultery...*gasps*

Case#1
Where: Plaza Singapura
When: approximately 845pm
Who: my uncle's friend
What:
i was with my brothers and uncle...we were going to have our dinner soon...as we were going up the escalator, my uncle saw his friend and greeted him...he went forward and said "hi" while we stood behind and watched..my brother commented:" wah, the wife quite pretty...eh, on 2nd thoughts, not wife, confirmed mistress " then we were just sniggering and all..but indeed, the "wife" is pretty...good figure and complexion...fair and slim..the guy, poseur - wore pants...so disgusting...to me, white pants only look good on korean actors...*laughs* anyway, later my uncle came back and said:" aiyoh, so horrible, he's got a wife and the wife's quite pretty...what audacity...with kids somemore...tsk tsk tsk " apparently, he's some CEO of some developer's company...and my uncle wonders why was he with another lady...

Case #2
Where: Drama Center at the Library
When: approximately 930pm
Who: my ex-boss
What: i went to watch "The Magic Fundoshi" with my uncle..it was a nice play..quite funny and interesting..anyway, the play finished and we were walking out..suddenly i saw this botak ang-moh..thought he looked really familiar...and the girl he was with..also looked familiar..then on closer examination..i realized...HE'S MY EX-BOSS!!! he's like the project executive of a BIG IT MNC...and he has even showed me picture of his wife and kids...but there he was with another chinese girl, my age, and i realized she's from my jc...hands interlocking...frankly speaking, i almost fainted...what is the world coming to??? is he a sugar daddy?? the girl is not pretty at all...rather plain-looking and a friend of mine suggested that she's good in bed...*laughs* i went home and checked my jc year book..and realized that she's from class 26/98...i dont really know her..but i dont know why i thought she looked familiar..she must have hung out with people i know...i asked my ex-colleague to find out if my ex boss is really having an affiar..but she's not sure who she can check with...now i wished i knew someone from 26/98...this is BIG NEWS...

why is everyone committing adultery? is it the trend now? i really pity the wife..but i also pity the mistress if she's not aware that the guy is married...but if she is...she's a slut...*laughs* actually, if i caught my friend's boyfriend with another girl..i wont be so angry..as it's only a love relationship..but a marriage is like a vow of whatever...they have taken the vow and so it's a responsibility to not betray each other..and to make matters worse are the kids...imagine, if it's the kids who saw their daddies or mummies in the arms of another...how would they feel and what would they think??

actually, many people have asked..." if one day, you found out that your boyfriend has betrayed you..would you forgive him? " frankly speaking...i dont know...maybe if i really really love him..i might...but for sure, i would rather hear it from his mouth than to discover it myself or via others...that's more painful...by hearing it from his mouth..at least i will feel that he's feeling remorseful and decided to tell me the truth...*laughs* self-delusion? maybe...but then it's a good way i think...*shrugs*

THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY!!!!!!!

in loving memory...

it's really really really really really sad..to see someone close lying in a coffin..no matter how peaceful and comfortable that person seems...it's still very sad to be in that kind of situation...just attended my paternal granny's funeral...and i hope it's the last funeral i have to attend for a loved one but i know it's impossible....

uncle called on saturday morning...7am..i was the one answering the phone...was still complaining about the "idiot" who called so early..but when i picked up the phone and heard the news, i had no reactions..all i can say was "orh" and then guess what, i went back to sleep...*laughs* then at 730am, my dad called again and said the same thing...this time, it settled into my mind and i went to tell my mum...but somehow, i had not much feelings...not sad, not shocked..nothing....maybe because wasnt very close to her as she's always in malaysia and i'm in singapore...am so blardy heartless...dad was in china then, coming back on that very night...when i picked him up from the airport, he looked listless...on that very night, my parents and brothers drove in to malaysia...for me, i waited for my uncle till tuesday night...

when i arrived in malacca, my granny's house..her coffin was placed in the main hall...offered some incense to her...and went in to take a look at her...she looked pretty, peaceful and comfortable...but frankly speaking, at that very moment, i was so afraid that she would open her eyes...*laughs* the picture she had before the coffin was really pretty..she was smiling and looked happy...and there were flowers around her picture...she had told us that she wanted flowers...so that she would look pretty...*smilez* so cute right?? then went around greeting all my uncles and aunties...after which i sat by the coffin and started to burn incense paper...as i burnt i started to cry...dont ask me why...maybe it's the smoke, but at that very moment...suddenly i realized, my granny would not respond to me anymore..she would not walk anymore..i cant say "gong xi fa cai" to her anymore...she's gone...just like that..the very last time i saw her was during chinese new year...she looked fine to me...could even chat with us in the kitchen...went to the kitchen where she's always there...saw the chair she always sit in...went into the room she used to sleep...and she's no longer there...the more i burnt, the harder i cried...i could even imagine her calling me..i could hear her voice calling my name...but i know it's just my imagination because she would never call me anymore...my auntie came over and asked if i had taken a look at granny..and i said yes..and then she asked :"Do you miss her?" i could only answer her with my tears...oh, something interesting occur when i was burning the incense paper...as i was just burning...suddenly i could hear a "gong" sound..it was very loud, even my mum and auntie could hear..and they asked if i knocked against something but i didnt...then after a while, we heard the "gong" sound again!!! and i think it's coming from the urn which i was burning the paper...my auntie took a look around the coffin and found nothing unusual..and my mum commented that my granny acknowledged my presence and my auntie commented that she's happy that i'm burning the incense paper for her...these comments brought more tears from me....

it was really interesting...in malaysia, they do not actually remove all the water of the corpse and inject embalment liquid...they actually refrigerate the coffin to preserve the body...and so my granny's tummy was actually bloated...and every now and then, we would have to wipe the glass as it would be misted as water vapor condense on the cool surface...also, normally, all the "necessary stuff" will be put into the coffin and it will be sealed but over there, they actually sort of like open the coffin again to put the "necessary stuff" before the coffin was officially closed and sealed...but luckily, there was no ordour...

the next day, we had the rituals...not sure what we were doing..just following instructions from this man who passed joss sticks to us and asked us to kneel, stand, pray, walk around...*laughs* and dont konw why, the smoke from the joss sticks was so strong that my eyes were so painful...and it seemed to only affect me...i was wearing blue and was wearing the "hat"...so hot!!! most of the time, my dad and uncle was "leading" the pack as they are the sons...we grandchildren just followed around...very tiring and boring...*shrugs* after the rituals, it's time to seal the coffin...we all took our turns to take one last look at granny..everyone cried non-stop...and my aunties were bawling...it's really really really really really sad...before i even looked at my granny..i already started tearing..that would really be the last time i see her...i took one last look at her..and i said in my heart.."ah ma...bye bye"...then we all started to cry while some rituals were going on...and we just cried and cried and cried...the tears seemed to flow non-stop!!!

then it's time for the coffin to leave the house..at that moment..all of us had to kneel on one side..and we were not allowed to see the movement of the coffin out of the house...apparently, according to customs, when the coffin moved, the sould might moved along with it..and if the soul saw the family members crying, it would just refused to leave...but very funnily, everytime the coffin moved, we are not allow to see..which i really dont understand why...but then again, i just followed..better to be safe than sorry...the coffin was put into the van and we even took a picture!! really hope i would get to see the picture...then we walked behind the van for a short distance...everyone was just crying....oh, actaully, all of us were wearing slippers and we had to wear socks OVER the slippers...very interesting...

my granny was to be buried and not cremated...guess there more than enough land in malaysia...apparently her grave is just 2 graves away from my grandpa...we reached the cemetery...and once again, was not allowed to see the coffin being carried to the grave...then we walked to the grave...the priest said some things..then we offer more joss sticks...then we were asked to throw some soil into the hole to signify the end of the burial and we were told to leave...i find it quite weird...arent we suppose to at least see that the coffin is fully buried??? and before we leave the cemetery, we had to take out the socks and throw it away...then when we reached home...we had to form a circle around a stack of paper money..and made lots of noise while it's burning...apparently, this is to prevent "others" from stealing the money from our granny...and so we hit planks of metal with wooden sticks...it was so tiring...we were there for like 1 hour plus..as the paper money was so thick and high...and i was suggesting to use recording next time..record sounds of metal hitting and just played it via some hi-fi...and we could all just sit around....*laughs*

i asked around for my granny's last moments...well, she was in hospital for the past few weeks...for an operations on her colon..apparently she had colon cancer..but the doctors initially diagnosed that her kidneys were failing but they were in fact strong...stupid doctors..anyway, she told one of my aunties that during her stay in the hospital, she kept seeing images of gardens and children...actually, she passed away on 01 Apr 06 at 245am...she just got discharged from the hospital that afternoon..and she was all fine...and then at around 10 plus..she said she's tired and wanted to go to bed..and then suddenly she had difficulties breathing...and so my aunties and cousins who were in malaysia rushed to her house..and kept calling her..but she didnt open her eyes...and then they asked her if she's waiting for my uncle who's in china with my dad..and she actually cried...my uncle's her favorite son...then when my cousin called her..she cried..and before she actually passed away, she opened her eyes slightly and then she's gone...and my cousin told me..minutes before my granny stopped breathing, she saw white images floating into the room....i guess they were angels...to bring my granny to heaven...*smilez*

before i left for singapore...i went to offer joss sticks to her picture which was still in the main hall and again, i said..."ah ma, bye bye"...and tears rolled down my cheeks again...

men's talk

saw a pair of guy colleagues chatting over lunch at the pantry the other day...dropped by and asked :" mind if i join in? your fruits look nice..." hahaha! obviously, they were polite enough not to reject me...and i asked them what were they sharing..and the reply was "Men's Talk"...what's men's talk? what do men talk about? and the common answer i got was..."SHAVING"...*shrugs*

what's there to talk about shaving? discuss about the different brands of shavers? the types of shavers? how much can be talked about in such topics?? i really really wonder...we girls never talk about that...if we were to talk about shaving..it would be "WHERE" and not what, how, who etc... anyway, since we were at this topic, i asked :" do you guys shave your armpits? " haha! and both of them went " ewwwwww, no way, that's so unnatural..the hair is meant to protect "... i didnt know that!!!! was that why guys' legs are more hairy so that they can protect their legs during war?? and so pubic hair is also meant to protect whatsoever lies within??? but personally, i thought it's cleaner without pubic hair...BUT we all agreed that it's a MUST for girls to shave the armpit's hair..it's damn gross if a girl doesnt...*shudders*

then somehow, from pubic hair..it went to toilet urinals...i asked :" do you guys use that? " and they both went.." yaaaa, why not? " mmm..i used to get feedback from my other friends that they rather use the cubicles..and the conclusion drawn was they are not confident of themselves...*laughs* and so i asked :" do you peek over? " haha! and the unanimous answer is " no, what for? " "comparision? " was my reply...haha and then one of them suggested that the size of the penis is actually porpotionate to the size of a man's feet...another said it's the middle finger...but i heard it's the size of the palm...*laughs* wonder which of these is true...any scientific findings on this? but apparently, the size of one's ear is the size of one's nose!!!

and am not sure why but the conversation carried forward to this question: DO WHALES HAVE PENISES??? *laughs* whales are mammals and they should have...but when one watch documentary, you dont see something dangling about when a whale swims...so where's the penis??? and one of them commented this:" you dont see one dangling about for a gymnast also right? " hahaha! but a gymnast has a piece of cloth...so the whale's fats is the layer that holds the penis in? *laughs* this conversation is getting too weird...

so is this a typical men's talk?? haha! only the men will know......

The Cellulite Strikes Back

hee hee hee...yeah, The Cellulite Strikes Back!! *laughs* to refresh memory...here's my hexalogy:

Episode 1 - Cellulite
Episode 2 - The Attack of the Cellulite
Episode 3 - The Revenge of the Cellulite
Episode 4 - A Fat Hope
Episode 5 - The Cellulite Strikes Out
Episode 6 - The Lost of the Cellulite

so now am writing episode 5...come to think of it...i havent gotten any inspiration since October..almost half a year...but now I'M BACK!! have gathered enough information and done my proper reserach for my episode 5..*smilez*

havent met cellulite for a looooooooooooong time because i simply refused to meet her...and also, she's kinda busy and i'm kinda busy...although i had no idea what we were busy with...*laughs* anyway, just met up with her recently....and boy, she hasnt changed a single bit...*laughs*

mmm...actually, i thought she has put on some weight...*grins* although she was wearing black top and white pants...which seemingly is the best color combination to slim one's figure...i thought her face looked rounder and her arms are kinda flabby...but of course i CANNOT tell her for i knew she will get all defensive and then she might not be happy and i think it's rather rude..i myself would not want to hear "hey, you've put on weight right? so fat now!!" *laughs* so must be more tactful....

well..as usual, she was asking me and another friend if we had any guys in our life and i gave my usual answer "no" which is rather sad as this meant that i cannot "boast" to her...*laughs* initially, she just smiled shyly when i asked her the same question...but after a while, she started to list out all the guys who are apparently interested in her...she didnt say explicitly that they are keen on her...but well, from the tone and all, it's rather obvious loh...acutally, she has always been like that....always boasting that she's "surrounded" by guys..but never had i once seen her guy friends...which i really wonder if those guys are fact or fiction...*laughs* but then i realized one common area...these guys have ONLY seen her pictures and talked to her via msn or phone but have not met her personally....maybe that's why they are interested in her...because (1) she must have shown them her only and most beautiful picture and (2) she must have flirted with them on the telephone really well....*laughs*

a friend shared this with me...
her: hey, have you got any new guys in your life?
friend: no..so sad right?
her: i got a lot leh....
friend: ok...
hahaha! her skin really as thick as the elephant in mandai zoo sia...

i have another classic example...we were chatting via msn on another ocassion...
her: hey, have you got any new guys in your life?
me: no lah...no one likes me leh...you leh?
her: dont have also....your guy E leh?
me: huh? he's not mine lah...what about him? you want you go fling with him loh...*laughs*
her: aiyoh , dont want lah..i no need to fling with him..i got other guys to do that with...
me: is it? like who?
her: my friends lah...
me: i know your friends...but who???
her: *silence*
haha! see, cannot supply any names...still acting popular....*laughs* she can even boast that my friend is interested in her because she said my friend said to her... "hey, i like you leh" hahahahaha! little did she know..my friend said that PURPOSELY to test her reactions...*evil grin*

am writing this down for the benefit of guy E...*laughs* hopefully he gets to read this and know that he's the guy E i'm talking about....anyway, i'm 300% sure that cellulite is EXTREMELY interested in guy E...*laughs* when we first met for dinner...the 1st thing she talked about....GUY E...she was telling me that he doenst look that beng anymore with his shorter hair..and i was kinda baffled as i wasnt sure who was she talking about and why did she suddenly talked about him...then after much asking, she finally said that she met him for a drink one friday..it just so happen that both of them were in suntec and so they went for a drink...he's there for ktv and she's there for movie..and then i thought they were so fated to meet just like that but i was wrong...apparently they were messaging each other :"no lah, we will message each other when we go clubbing to see if the other is clubbing or not loh...then just happen we were both at suntec at that time" then i asked..."oh, so you message him first ah?" and she answered defensively..:"aiyah, cannot remember already..." *laughs* i think she messaged him first but too paiseh to admit that loh...WTF!! then we changed topic...and then suddenly, she went back to her drink date with guy E again...saying they were drinking at pauliner and then chatting...and apparently this is the first time she seen him in the light...blah blah blah blah...went on and on and on and on...on the way home in the cab...still talking about guy E...telling me about their chat..something about guy E being a economic rice store owner..*laughs* and then i said..."aiyah, you keep saying you got no potential around you...him loh!! and you 2 so fated to be able to meet in suntec...i friendss with him almost 8 years..also never met up with him for a drink before leh..." and she said..."ya horz...i think i shall go after him...haha!" frankly speaking, i think she's speaking the truth...she even commented that he's a nice guy and although look like beng..but a good-looking beng...*laughs* but i also think agree to a certain extent lah..because he's my friend mah...wahahahaha! anyway, this is not the 1st time i've talked about her and guy E...but i guess such things are cumulative..*laughs* really cannot wait to see her in action sia...so exciting!!!!!!!! then she forever start the topic about guy E using me as the excuse...forever asking me to go after him, to consider him, to blah blah blah....*yawnz* think she was jealous that i didnt ask her to go double O 3 saturdays ago as i met guy E there...she complained that i never asked her go clubbing...*laughs* actually i did ask..i asked if she wanna go MOS because i intended to go there...but she didnt reply... HOW IN THE WORLD I KNOW SHE'S INTERESTED IN DOUBLE O WHEN SHE DIDNT REPLY MY MESSAGE??? tsk tsk tsk...maybe my message to her should be "hey, am going XXXX with guy E, interested?" *laughs*

i think this time...cellulite is really striking back!! *laughs*

difference between a female and a male driver

picture this scenario (courtesy of a friend):

you are driving along the expressway...driving on the 3rd lane ( the most left lane and for slower vehicles)...you were driving as per normal...as you approached a filter-in lane..ie another car may enter on your left into the expressway provided you are driving on the right side of the road...another car was filtering into the expressway...in theory, the car should slow down but this particular car did not slow down but seemed to be determined to go right in front of you car and into the expressway....

HOW WOULD YOU REACT??

in my opinion, this is the type of reaction you would expect of a female driver:
(1) assumed that the car would slow down as she has the right of way
(2) realized that the car is not slowing down and started cursing him
(3) continue at the same speed assuming that the car will notice her approacing and slowed down
(4) realized that the car is realy NOT slowing down and check her mirrors to ensure that all lanes are cleared..if she doesnt, proceed to the next step
(5) change lane
(6 drive past the driver and glared at him/her
(7) complain to friends/boyfriend/parents that this stupid car just didnt give way although she has the right of way and if she didnt change lane on time, there would be an accident

on the other hand, this is the type of reaction i think a male driver would have:
(1) assumed that the car would slow down because he's coming on fast
(2) realized that the car is not slowing down and started cursing him
(3) check mirrors to see if can change lane...if possible, change lane..if not possible, reduce the speed
(4) let the car into the expressway
(5) overtake the car and glared at him/her
(6) if it's a him, vulgurities..if it's a her, shake the head and said "as usual..lady drivers"
(7) complain to friends that lady drivers should be banned on the road

am not sure how accurate i am...but generally, i think most girls will follow the books that they have learnt during lessons very closely..so close to the extent that they become inflexible...while guys will assume that they are god of cars and become arrogant drivers until the day they met with an accident...*laughs* but i must say, there are good and bad drivers in the female and male communities...*smilez*

as for myself..i would normally reduce the speed because i'm at the slowest lane and am already driving slowly..unless i'm driving some super powerful car which i am very sure that i can drive faster than the car that's filtering in...*grins* it's logical to give way to a ferrari when you are only driving a lancer as you know the lancer will NEVER outrun the ferrari right? so why waste petrol? petrol is so expensive nowadays... but of course there were times when i didnt slow down and change lane WITHOUT *gasps* checking my mirrors...this is so so so so dangerous..must change....*grins*