weird guy...

men...weird creatures...had a call and some smses from this guy today...trying to be funny...but not funny at all...quite lame and disgusting...*laughs*

got to know this guy from devil's bar recently...cannot actually remember how he looked like...but one thing's for sure...NOT HANDSOME! *laughs* dont even know his name...dont even remember i left him my number...*laughs* but it's okay..because my incoming calls are free!! *laughs*

anyway...this guy is weird...here's the conversation:

he: hi...do you smoke? i dont...i dont like smoker...

me: eh..i dont smoke... (AS IF I GIVE A DAMN IF YOU LIKE OR DISKLIKE!)

he: you dont smoke at all or you are just not smoking now...

me: i dont smoke at all... (stupid...cannot understand simple english??)

he: where do you live? i live in tanjong rhu...

me: why you want to know? (as if i care you live in tanjong rhu or tanjong katong or tanjong pagar....)

he: just curious....

me:northeast....

he: can i have your number?

me: cannnn..... (free incoming calls...so can give...no worries!! *laughs*)

and so i keyed in my number for him...and totally forgotten about him....

today...he gave me an sms....which was totally STUPID!!! it goes... "hi joel, how are you getting on? message you but no reply" after reading it...it dawned on me that it was someone trying to message Joel right? well..after a few minutes....my phone rang...and a voice went... "hello...can i speak to hannah? this is joel..." and i went.... "joel who?" *laughs*anyhow...he started talking about being friends with me..if i dont want to be friends with him i can just say so...blah blah..and i just go... "okay!!" and in my mind it went... "whatever you trying to say!!!"

after we hung up the stupid call....he messaged me a few times...providing the following info:

(1) he just came back from KL, went to visit his mum (like i care..)

(2) he's on vacation because he needs to be on reservist soon (what does that mean to me?)

(3) he's from ACS primary, ACS, NJC and NTU... (eh...do i look like i work for MOE? am i doing a survey?)

(4) he's working in Ernst & Young...and it happened that his father is one of the shareholders.. (trying to flaunt your wealth at me? tempt me with your money as you know you have no looks? try harder...)

(5) he's an indonesian chinese.. (as if i care...)

mmm...basically....i thought that he's trying to tempt me with his riches....but sorry..i am not that tempted...maybe i would...if he says... "YO BABE...I DRIVE A 7-SERIES BMW!!" *laughs* but then again...am i that materialistic??? *think think*