HANNAH SAYS...: SANYA!!!

i went to Hainan-Sanya (China) for holiday last week. although it's ah tiong land, the beach is really good. and the weather is sooo good. it was soo sunny that i got burnt like hell. HAHA. but seriously, other than the fact that it's ah tiong land, it's really a good short getaway!! let me explain why it's so duhz.

(1) fashion sense sucks!!! seriously, i have no idea what is wrong. they have no fashion sense at all. on the beach, most people would wear nice bikinis (for girls) and board shorts (for guys). but when i was in Sanya, the girls are wearing tankini (nothing wrong) but they will have very very retro patterns, like HUGE flowers or polka-dots in the most obiang ways. HAHA. and to make matters worse, they will have a little skirt to cover their bottom. soooo old-school. as for the guys, they will wear swimming trunks! haha and it's the speedo kind. so it's quite duhz. one man was even wearing a white or rather translucent swimming trunks. friend and i dare not look when he got out of the water!

(2) the girls DO NOT SHAVE! yes, they do not shave AT ALL. looking at them, they're usually quite slim and fair. but the moment they raise their arms, OMG!! it's hairy and long. it's super disgusting. but like what my friend said " they are being natural. we shave and we're artificial. give them credit lah " but seriously, it's yucks and double yucks!

(3) everyone spits everywhere! seriously, what is their problem? do they always have to spit. they even spit on the beach. so i dare not walk around bare-foot, fearing that i will step on the disgusting spit. but some of them are better. after spitting, they will use the sand to cover up. haha so it's not that bad. some just ignore. yucks, yucks and triple yucks!

(4) public shower rooms have no doors! i was shocked actually. when i stepped into the shower rooms to rinse myself, i only see naked women! and the shower rooms have no doors. so while waiting for my turn to step into the shower, i have to stare at the naked woman showering in front of me. seriously, if the woman is sexy and all, it's kinda like free porn. but like i have said, they usually dont shave and they always spit, it's kinda disgusting. and if i dont look at them, it's super weird if i look at the other ladies who are equally naked and waiting in line. if i look down, it's weird as well. and i need to make sure no one cuts my queue. and so for 10 mins, i have to stare at this middle-age woman showering in front of me. quite an experience. haha!

(5) all taxi drivers are annoying! the moment you board the cab, they will start asking if you wanna do any touristy stuffs and they can give you special rates and etc. SUPER ANNOYING. i almost wanted to tell them to shuddup. i mean sometimes, i didnt respond and they keep on talking. i was pisssed a few times that i just told them " i already told you i am not going to do whatever you've suggested. just bring me to the place i wanna go. thanks" and then i started talking to my friend in english and ignored the driver. super disturbing.

ok, here's the plus points of Sanya!!!