does this sound familiar? *laughs* i think it doesnt...but if one were a stars war fan and have the intelligence of a mensa kid...one might be able to guess...anyway..it's been a looooooooooog time since i last bitched....and it's time to bitch again....and of course the target to bitch of - cellulite!! think i can start a hexalogy:
Episode 1 - Cellulite
Episode 2 - The Attack of the Cellulite
Episode 3 - The Revenge of the Cellulite
Episode 4 - A Fat Hope
Episode 5 - The Cellulite Strikes Out
Episode 6 - The Lost of the Cellulite
*laughs* amazing..have got the titles all out...just got to work on my creativity juices and also to see if cellulite pisses me enough to get me writing about her.....*grins* anyway, now that i'm writing episode 4....it shows that she has just pissed me off...
frankly speaking..i think she's damn bloody jealous of me...i dont know over what and why...but i got this very strong gut feeling that she is..and she's trying to leverage off me...taking advantage of me..the sweet, innocent me...*laughs*
recently, i find that she keeps insisting that i'am an easy woman....whoever and whatever give her that idea i have no bloody idea...maybe it got sparked off because i was casually flirting with 3 guys on one of our clubbing outings...there was this time..we went clubbing..and somehow i was exceptionally attractive that night and was able to flirt with 3 guys...and when i said flirt...i was merely dancing intimately with them..and maybe a little bit of touching here and there...but to her...she thinks that i'm touching and being touched by these guys and was inviting them under my skirt and my ultimate goal is to have raw and passionate sex with one of them...*laughs* but NOTHING happen!!! all i did was danced intimately with them and i only kissed one of them (oops)..i didnt invite them into my pussy or whatsoever...cant i do all these in the name of FUN?
and from then, she kept insisting that i'm okay with any fucking guys that flirted with me because i was flirting with these 3 guys whom she thought kinda the CMI type...for example, this was what she said to me: " hey..i just get to know this guy..can go clubbing together..although not your type..but i think you can becuase you can even flirt with the 3 guys.... " what the fuck!!! frankly speaking...one of them was alright...one of them was our friend - not good-looking but has a great bod and the last one was kinda CMI and i didnt initiate anything....so in what ways am i a loose woman? i am not stopping her from doing the same things..if she want and if she can..she can jolly do all these things..and i wont insist that she's desperate or loose...bloody bitch! if you ask me..i think she's plain jealous!! *grins* on so many clubbing trips with her.....she was NEVER ONCE approached by any guy...although she always have stories about guys approaching her...*grins*
i have also learnt my lesson about her and money..there was this time...we had dinner, drinks and clubbing..and thus we spent quite a bit..and because she didnt have ready cash and we were lazy to walk to the nearest ATM...i paid for her upfront....90 bucks...if you ask me...90 bucks is not little....and if i were to owe someone 90 bucks..i would want to pay back almost as soon as i can..but this lump of fats..refused to pay me...she said..." since we go clubbing rather often, i shall be your clubbing ATM "... *mutter mutter* and when i decided that i wanted to have my money back for my own convenience and i asked her for it....she simply refused to pay me back!!!
me: hey...you still owe me 90 bucks right? can you pay me back..kinda broke..going to eat grass soon..haha
her: how come so broke? you overspend again? what are you spending on?
me: huh? aiyah...i dont know lah...but i just want my money mah...
her: aiyoh...dont spend so much on clothings lah...save money
me: never spend that much already...so can return me my money?
her: *silence*
what the fuck..it's MY MONEY and she simply refused to pay me back!! she has MY MONEY at her convenience and she has the choice on how to spend the 90 bucks..but i have to spend my 90 bucks on clubbing with her..this is outrageous!! am so bloody angry.....now i still have 15 bucks with her....*sighz* see..i wasted 90 bucks just like that...*sighz*
and seriously speaking..i think she's jealous of me...she's jealous that i have nicer and better-looking guy friends...*laughs* she's jealous that my guy friends are rather cute and eligible and they are normally friends for keeps while hers are temporary and may not be as cute and eligible....*laughs* recently, she introduced this guy to me and another friend...someone she knew from some personals...the guy is not exactly eligible...decent looking, kinda boring, different frquencies...*laughs* and because of that...me and friend did not put on our best and friendliest behavior...and she sort of blamed us for being mean and all...oh PUH-LEESE...she herself said that he's just a friend..so why get so uptight?? she even said we scared the guy away and that guy is no longer contacting her....oh PUH-LEESE... as if she's really that fucking gorgeous that all guys will not be able to resist her...if you asked me..i think that guy may be disgusted at how she look and behave??!! *laughs* anyway she insisted that her this guy friend is so much more better than my guy friend...think she's in a state of serious denial...
Episode 1 - Cellulite
Episode 2 - The Attack of the Cellulite
Episode 3 - The Revenge of the Cellulite
Episode 4 - A Fat Hope
Episode 5 - The Cellulite Strikes Out
Episode 6 - The Lost of the Cellulite
*laughs* amazing..have got the titles all out...just got to work on my creativity juices and also to see if cellulite pisses me enough to get me writing about her.....*grins* anyway, now that i'm writing episode 4....it shows that she has just pissed me off...
frankly speaking..i think she's damn bloody jealous of me...i dont know over what and why...but i got this very strong gut feeling that she is..and she's trying to leverage off me...taking advantage of me..the sweet, innocent me...*laughs*
recently, i find that she keeps insisting that i'am an easy woman....whoever and whatever give her that idea i have no bloody idea...maybe it got sparked off because i was casually flirting with 3 guys on one of our clubbing outings...there was this time..we went clubbing..and somehow i was exceptionally attractive that night and was able to flirt with 3 guys...and when i said flirt...i was merely dancing intimately with them..and maybe a little bit of touching here and there...but to her...she thinks that i'm touching and being touched by these guys and was inviting them under my skirt and my ultimate goal is to have raw and passionate sex with one of them...*laughs* but NOTHING happen!!! all i did was danced intimately with them and i only kissed one of them (oops)..i didnt invite them into my pussy or whatsoever...cant i do all these in the name of FUN?
and from then, she kept insisting that i'm okay with any fucking guys that flirted with me because i was flirting with these 3 guys whom she thought kinda the CMI type...for example, this was what she said to me: " hey..i just get to know this guy..can go clubbing together..although not your type..but i think you can becuase you can even flirt with the 3 guys.... " what the fuck!!! frankly speaking...one of them was alright...one of them was our friend - not good-looking but has a great bod and the last one was kinda CMI and i didnt initiate anything....so in what ways am i a loose woman? i am not stopping her from doing the same things..if she want and if she can..she can jolly do all these things..and i wont insist that she's desperate or loose...bloody bitch! if you ask me..i think she's plain jealous!! *grins* on so many clubbing trips with her.....she was NEVER ONCE approached by any guy...although she always have stories about guys approaching her...*grins*
i have also learnt my lesson about her and money..there was this time...we had dinner, drinks and clubbing..and thus we spent quite a bit..and because she didnt have ready cash and we were lazy to walk to the nearest ATM...i paid for her upfront....90 bucks...if you ask me...90 bucks is not little....and if i were to owe someone 90 bucks..i would want to pay back almost as soon as i can..but this lump of fats..refused to pay me...she said..." since we go clubbing rather often, i shall be your clubbing ATM "... *mutter mutter* and when i decided that i wanted to have my money back for my own convenience and i asked her for it....she simply refused to pay me back!!!
me: hey...you still owe me 90 bucks right? can you pay me back..kinda broke..going to eat grass soon..haha
her: how come so broke? you overspend again? what are you spending on?
me: huh? aiyah...i dont know lah...but i just want my money mah...
her: aiyoh...dont spend so much on clothings lah...save money
me: never spend that much already...so can return me my money?
her: *silence*
what the fuck..it's MY MONEY and she simply refused to pay me back!! she has MY MONEY at her convenience and she has the choice on how to spend the 90 bucks..but i have to spend my 90 bucks on clubbing with her..this is outrageous!! am so bloody angry.....now i still have 15 bucks with her....*sighz* see..i wasted 90 bucks just like that...*sighz*
and seriously speaking..i think she's jealous of me...she's jealous that i have nicer and better-looking guy friends...*laughs* she's jealous that my guy friends are rather cute and eligible and they are normally friends for keeps while hers are temporary and may not be as cute and eligible....*laughs* recently, she introduced this guy to me and another friend...someone she knew from some personals...the guy is not exactly eligible...decent looking, kinda boring, different frquencies...*laughs* and because of that...me and friend did not put on our best and friendliest behavior...and she sort of blamed us for being mean and all...oh PUH-LEESE...she herself said that he's just a friend..so why get so uptight?? she even said we scared the guy away and that guy is no longer contacting her....oh PUH-LEESE... as if she's really that fucking gorgeous that all guys will not be able to resist her...if you asked me..i think that guy may be disgusted at how she look and behave??!! *laughs* anyway she insisted that her this guy friend is so much more better than my guy friend...think she's in a state of serious denial...
she: who do you think is more eligible? my guy friend or hannah's guy friend?
friend: of course it's hannah's guy friend!!
she: no..i think it's mine....
friend: no lah..it's hannah's guy friend!!
she: no...i think it's mine...but you all scared him away...now he doesnt call me anymore...
friend: .......
*laughs* i think she's trying too hard...trying too hard to achieve whatever she wants...even a friend commented that whatever or whoever i want....she wants a piece of it...really have no idea what is she thinking of....anyway..all i can say is....FAT HOPE!! *laughs*
7 comments:
next time..tell her...so how come u dun wanna to return me the money?overspend on clothes right?dont spend too much lah..must try and save up so that you are not in 'debt' by oweing ppl money
So SHE is the cellulite!! Lol.. i tot she is friendly and nice. Seems quite chao kuan, the money thing and saying about u.
C.
shinoyi: there wont be a next time..i am NOT going to pay for her already...*smilez*
C: ya loh..you think she's friendly and nice? only to guys i think..was damn pissed about how she comment on me..*mutter mutter*
Wah... so you finally bitched about her... haha.
Zhixiang
Zhixiang: hee hee..yeah man..cannot tolerate already..must let out my frustration...*grins*
Kel: yeah man..totally agreed..i am single and all..what's her bloody problem! stupid woman!!
of coz she feels inferior lah its the CELLULITE mah she haha, seriously leh you should just tell her in her face coz she really damm too much lor talk about you like that as if she herself is "innocent" that one really is Bit**h!!!! Ultra just realised after reading the moment you told me you posted it then i forgot to comment hehee muahaha *wink*
anonymous: wahahaha! if i were to tell her..she'll get all defensive...then sianz...i want to keep her as she's a really good bitchee..boy, i am so damn bloody mean...=)
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