weird guys...

recently have been having encounters with weird guys...they are so weird that i am afraid of them....seriously, i dont know what's wrong with them...do i look like i like weird guys? *mutter mutter* why cant i attract cute guys...sighz...talking about cute guys...i saw one in MW on sat...he is so FUCKING CUTE that i couldnt take my eyes off him...and my friend told him :" hey my friend here thinks you are cute! " and he had to reply :" oh thanks..i'm married! " *BOO HOO* are all cute guys either married or gays? anyway..back to weird guys...realized that i attract weird guys...so stupid...

anyway, first up is this stupid india indian...he's the weirdest person i ever met in my whole life...and he might just think that he's the cutest indian in singapore...it all started when he thought i was extremely nice to him by helping him to get a new machine within 1 day..which i am not...because at that point of them when he asked me for help..i am doing it for many other people..just that he's one of the last few...so it only took 1 day...then from there, on and off he would ST me " hey, whassup? " and intially i would reply but subsequently i ignored when i realized how weird he is...there's once he asked me..." do you have a boyfriend?" and i replied negative and he actually said..." i can be your boyfriend!" and immediately i replied..." NO YOU CANNOT! I DONT LIKE YOU!!" wah..cannot take it leh...then another time...he asked "why didnt you go to the farewell dinner?" and i said..."because i dont wanna see you..." then he said..."it's a pity...if you have come i would have seen a girl dancing with her eyes close.." fucking duhz sia...he meant that i would be dancing with my eyes closed because i dont want to see him!! and so i got scare of him...and everytime i see him in office..i would try to ignore him...and he can tell me this : i know you are an innocent girl because of the way you try not to look at me and the way you do things.... can anyone help me to dicepher the meaning behind this line? WHAT THE FUCK? and he said he liked disturbing me as he liked to see me getting irritated over him...FUCKING HELL!! what's the matter with him??? and ithought i was the only one..but apparently i was wrong..another colleague of mine also kenna from him...*laughs* at least i am not alone... and this stupid indian always asking me to teach him singlish....it's like..i am so damn busy with work..and there he is..irritating the hell out of me:

me: well..it's like that mah...

idiot: mah? what is mah?

me: nothing..it's just singlish...

idiot: teach me singlish..what does it mean?

me: huh? no meaning..."mah" has no meaning..just singlish...a slang...

idiot: tell me please..i want to learn...

me: no..."mah" has no meaning...it means nothing...

idiot: ooh..so "mah" means "nothing"?

see what i mean..not only is he weird and irritating...he's stupid...so fucking stupid....

then recently, this ex-colleague called...was not close to him at all..but because used to have working relationship with him..so we did chat a bit here and there...but he's damn bloody thick-skinned...he's NOT handsome at all..short and ugly...and always looked dirty and smelly...but am not sure who gave him the idea that he's a hottie...WTF!! here's a classic example:

me: sad right..so old already still no boyfriend...

he: what kind of guys you looking for? i help you lah...

me: eh...i want... ( and before i could answer)

he: you looking for someone like me right?

me: ...... eh..no lah...i want someone taller and better-looking...

he: ya lah..someone like me...maybe taller...

me: huh? no lah...i dont want someone like you...

he: i not bad right? how about xxx? he's like me like that...

which part of "NO, I'M NOT LOOKING FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOU" did he not understand? this conversation was carried out face-to-face and i'm sure my face had this disgusted look and i'm standing right in front of him!!! brainless toad!! then recently he's into clubbing and he asked me to go with him...and thinking that as a big group..it should be alright..but i was so fucking wrong!! he sort of like insisted on going when our mutual friends all cant make it and he wanted to tag along with my clubbing khakis...read this:

me: eh...i think XX and YY cannot make it this week..we do it another time okay?

he: ooh...can i still go? it's alright..i very friendly one..i can make friends easily...

me: HUH? you sure or not? they all older than you leh..a bit weird right...another time lah..

he: no lah..it's alright...i can click quite easily with older people..and besides..i very easygoing...

me: huh? you really want to go ah...next time lah...

he: dont worry about me..i very easygoing..i can make friends easily...so what time do i meet you?

me: like that ah..meet at 10 plus outside MW loh...

he: okay okay..i will see you there..i will be wearing something very cool and stylish...

mmm..i was still wondering what kind of stylish clothes would he turn up in..and in the end..it's just a polo-tee with jeans....WTF?? then when inside...he seemed to be wanting to eat tofu...so disgusting..and when i was like dancing beside him or whatever, he would put his arms on my waist..and i felt so FUCKING DISGUSTED and MOLESTED!!! and that night me and friends were daring each other to kiss each other..and he seemd so interested to join in but we REFUSED to let him join in the fun...*laughs* and when the night ended..he went around asking people for their numbers...INCLUDING THE GUYS!!! and EVERY friend of mine who was there that night agreed that he's fucking weird!!!

then this week, this ugly ah beng was trying to be funny with me...initially everything seemed normal...he introduced himself..and all...and asked the standard questions.."you came alone? where's your friend? what's your name? what you doing? etc etc..." then he started to hold my hands..ask me to be his girlfriend..ask me to dance with him...ask me to kiss him...and he was holding me very tightly and refused to let me go....but because i was sober and strong..i managed to escape..but every now and then he would come to my side and repeat the whole procedure...WHAT THE HELL IS HE TRYING TO DO??? and so everytime i had to give my friends the please-help-me look but none of them offered a helping hand..damn sad....although i do play along at times..but i do QUALITY CHECKS!! *laughs* cannot anyhow whack..will regret for life....then one of his friends equally weird..always pulling me towards him...another one..seemed very drunk..always appeared out of nowhere...but he offered me a glass of beer...but he gave me a slight punch on my face which i had no idea what does that mean..and his hands always brush against my back...wah..i got injury behind leh...stupid idiots!!! but the drunk friend is much cuter...but weird also...never really say anything...thought he's dumb!! *laughs* weird guys...

can somebody teach me how to meet cute and nice guys? mmm..maybe a little difficult....how about not ugly and nice guys? i'm like a desperate housewife now...*laughs*