as per normal...i would go for my weekly swim at my teacher's swimming pool after lesson...and so i went...and i went at my normal time this week..and then soon the coach appeared...as usual..he's in his usual teaching gear and all..nothing special...and i was just hanging around the pool..resting from my 10 laps...then i was just looking at this other guy...and here's our conversation:
he: what you looking for?
me: huh? no lah..just looking around...cannot look ah...
he: aiyah..look what..just one look and you see everything..no handsome guys also what.you are already talking to the most handsome guy..
me: hahaha.....very funny..i short-sighted so must look longer..and besides..i look at pretty girls too...hahaha
seriously, i think our conversation is getting crappy...and lame and stupid..but then again..i guess this is a good way to start talking....*laughs*
anyway...our conversation continued...
he: the pool very dirty horz...should have told the management to clean it up...
me: eh...then you be a good man..you clean it up loh... (what crap man..as if i care the pool dirty...after my swim..i'm bathing mah...haha)
he: huh..no lah..i can teach..i cannot wash...
me: alright lah...this kind of things can learn...haha (wah our conversation is really getting duhz...)
then he swam and i just stood there..as i thought rather weird to "swim with him"...*laughs*
mmm...then i cannot remember what we were talking about...then somehow...dont know what happen..this is our conversation:
me: you got perfect eyesight ah...then go be pilot lah....
he: cannot lah..i got no education...
me: huh...you no poly meh..i think poly can already right...
he: i no study..i only primary 4....so cannot loh...i stupid stupid one...
me: huh? no lah..cannot be..you at least got O levels lah...right? dont bluff me leh..i small girl leh... (mmm...he doenst look that stupid..but he look beng..but some bengs quite smart right? and besides..his dad is a doctor...so he shouldnt be too bad...haha)
he: aiyah...i bluff you only bluff you once a week....when you come swimming..and if you didnt come..i dont get to bluff you leh...then how? i go outside and shout for you ah...and i also don tknow your name leh... (hahaha..finally he's asking for my name...would he ask for my number?? haha)
me: eh...i can be found everywhere lah...my name ah...hannah....
he: hammer ah? then i am screwdriver... (haha..not very funny leh...) mmm..no no no..i am nail...haha
me: haha..nail ah...so i knock you ah...*laughs* (mmm..hammer and nail meant to be together? hahaha...am thinking too much...)
he: what time you leaving ah...can i have your number? (yeah..he finally asked for my number!! ha ha ha ha...)
me: eh...okay loh.... (hahaha..am dying for this moment..)
so finally, we exchanged number..actually to be more accurate..i left my number for him...because he's in the water and i didnt bring my mobile along..so i managed to find a piece of paper and wrote my number for him...*grins*
then later in the evening...he texted me and said this is his number....and he's attending a wedding now..and asking me where would i be going as he's going boat quay to celebrate his friend's birthday...*laughs* maybe it's the beginning of a wonderful relationship? hahaha!!!
by the way, some who has read about this swimming coach seems very interested in him....but my dark lover told me he's getting bored..and told me to stop writing about him...mmm....i think he's JEALOUS...*laughs*
to my dark lover....you got your light lover aka mrs koh...so you cannot be so selfish..i need to find my light lover too ah...*laughs*
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