aunties and uncles

there are many aunties and uncles in my office..in fact..uncles and aunties are expanding their community in my office...*laughs* so why am i, a pretty young lass, doing in this auntie and uncle infested office? *sighz* any rich and handsome bosses out there recruiting people? i am a good catch! *laughs* actually there's nothing wrong with aunties and uncles..but some of them are so auntified and unclefied that they are simply too much to handle...

the uncles in my office are nice...some of them give me the fatherly feeling...some give me the unclely feeling...some give me the grandfatherly feeling...nice nice..i like..most of them seemed nice..always smiling...always saying "hi" always in a good mood...and even if they are in a bad mood..they dont really show it to me...*laughs* they always joke with me...telling me stupid jokes, telling me stupid things and praising me...*laughs* one uncle even gave me a red packet during chinese new year...so nice of him horz....i like that uncle a lot but he has already left the office...*sighz* and the uncles here look damn young...one uncle..not exactly uncle..but given his age..is an uncle..doenst look like he's 40 years old!!! and in fact..i think he's damn attractive...*laughs*

this uncle..(actually he's not really an uncle but i think he's quite unclefied!) always ask me to blog about him..how weird can he get? *laughs* told him that i have nothing good to say about him..and he still insist that he wants to read what i will write about him...nothing to write..not handsome, not cute, not rich, nothing special...( okay..done..i have blogged about him....hehehehe ) basically uncles in my office are NICE!!!!

sad to say..the aunties are horrible....the aunties in my office are very very auntified!! they act like an auntie, talk like an auntie, walk like an auntie, dress like an auntie, think like an auntie...so auntie!! then they are the typical irritating aunties...*laughs* the kind of aunties one would curse and swear when they rushed into the train the moment the doors are open...the kind of aunties one would curse and swear when one caught them wearing the same mango short skirt *gasps* and the kind of aunties one would curse and swear when they start to behave like an auntie...*laughs*

the aunties in my office are always gossiping...out of the 10 phonecalls that this auntie made, 8 of them are to call other people to gossip!! imagine repeating the same gossip so many times..if not the aunties will gather together and gossip...and they are so boliao that they can gossip about a group of young ladies ( like me and including me) are always going to the toilet in a group! what is their fucking problem? scare of ghost cannot ah? lonely cannot ah? go toilet together to gossip cannot ah? *tsk tsk*

then got this auntie...damn kaypoh...everyday nothing better to do..but complain to HR person..then this HR person, another auntie...but apparently this auntie just got married (wonder which guy was that desperate and to me she looks like the mother of 2...haha), doesnt seemed to be doing anything with regards to HR...every single things that goes to her..she will fucking route to other people...like that she may as well be an email router...why called HR Adviser? fucking hell....

then got this auntie...whole day like to kaypoh here kaypoh there...like everything also want to kaypoh...when it's not even her problem....then always tale-telling to boss about other people...*tsk tsk* then got this auntie, actually not exactly one but she's so auntified, one minute tell us "okay okay..can can can" the next minute tell her boss "no lah.not me...not my job..it's xxx" wah..win already...hate this kind of back-stabbers...but this auntie talked like some petite pretty young lass but when one look at her...*FAINT* hahahaha

mmm...come to think of it....i will be an auntie next time..would i behave like that? would my future husband be a good uncle? would i marry an uncle? *gasps*