dont have any specific topic now...but yet i feel like posting an entry...but dont know what to write about...so i shall write whatever comes to my mind now.... *blank*
*laughs* think i very lame...anyway...i realized i have a bad habit..i like to peek at other people's smses...hahaha...especially in MRT trains...when it's crowded and the person next to me is messaging..i have the tendancy to lean over and read what that person is texting!! *laughs* was wondering if one fine day, would that stranger give me a stern look and say "hey!! you are invading my privacy!!" *laughs* if that happened..i think i would love to explode on the spot!! *laughs* saw this message from this guy..." dear, i would change for your sake..." that's about all i can catch...if only i could catch the whole message and the reply..that would be awesome....*laughs*
my dark lover is back...met up with him to go church today..then we went shopping....wah...go shopping with him i will go broke..almost everything i tried..he said " good, buy! " wah like that horz..i will go broke leh..everything also buy....i need to go shopping with another friend... MR LIEW...go shopping with him good..he will tell me... " keep in view... " then i keep keep keep..and i wont buy....can save money!!!
think i'm becoming more and more lian ah....very very very very very very very very very very very very scared...i dont want to be an ah lian... firstly, had the idea of getting a tatto at the top of my chest...come to think of it...like mamasan ...wah...can die!! secondly, was at royal sporting house today...then they were playing some Groove Coverage songs...and i could actually sing to MOST of the songs!!! techno songs sia..cannot cannot cannot....then after that...i decided to purchase a puma top...which is not on sale... (stupid...it's the great singapore sale and that top is not on sale..then dont call it the great singapore sale...call it the limited-to-selected-item-great-singapore-sale) and so when paying for the item at the cashier, i was bargaining with the lady... " why this one no sale ah? can lah..you give me 20% discount lah...i know puma popular..but popular also must have sale mah...it's all computerized ah..then you give me staff discount lah..can lah...give sale lah...okay okay..10%? " wah..not only have i began to behave and think like an ah lian...i have also been auntified!! cannot cannot cannot...can die can die can die....HELP!!!
mmmm...was swimming at this private pool on saturday....suddenly an ang-moh appeared with a not-ang-moh-and-not-chinese woman...think she looked like a filipino...initially i thought i was seeing things..because i thought i saw her breast and butt....then on concentrated observation, i realized that her swimming costume is one amazing creation....the bikini top could only cover her nipples!!! the sides of her breasts are clearly visible because they are big....and then i saw her butt cheeks...her bikini bottom is a g-string!! wah....amazing...you can call me suaku or whatever..but this is the first time i saw such bikini...but if you ask me...she looks like the filipino maid of that ang-moh leh....*laughs* oops!! no offence to anyone....
anyway....it's well-known that drivers of super nice cars are nomally not as pretty or handsome as their cars...maybe it's not well-known..but thus far, whenever i see nice cars along the road..i would speed up to take a look at the driver and i always have to drive away in disappointment...great disappointment...it happened that on Friday, my brother was driving...and we saw a super nice BMW 6 series convertible...i was so excited that i told my brother to speed up as i want to see the driver...and so he did...and when we were beside that car..i turned and was expecting to find disappointment...instead the driver is CUTE!!! finally...finally..my prayers have been answered...finally a super nice car with a super cute driver!!! but just too bad...that's all i can do.... LOOK!!!
*singing* i can see it in the stars across the sky....dreamed a hundred thousand dreams before...now i finally realized...that i've been waiting all my life..for this moment to arrive...finally..i believe *bows & waves*
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