Happy Secretary's Week!!

heh heh...i'm not a secretary...but just wanna wish all the secretaries in the world... "HAPPY SECRETARY'S WEEK!!" actually not sure if this week is secretary's week but i think it is...*grins* actually secretary week doesnt really concern me..because (1) i dont have a secretary and (2) i'm not a secretary ... *laughs* actually talking about secretaries..i believe they are quite an unique lot... not that i am against them but somehow, they all behave in the same manner...*laughs*

although it may seems that the job of a secretary is just to schedule meeting, make coffee for the boss, take care of the boss, i think it's not such an easy job especially if you are the secretaries of many bosses... i think one would need to know the habits or characters of the boss in order to do up a good schedule...also, at times...when schedule are changed or mixed up...it take a lot of effort to sort it out...*yawnz* boring to talk about good things about secretaries...*laughs*

(1) Complain Queen

this secretary complains to the HR manager that people are not dressed appropriately in office..which sparked the boss to send out a reminder note to all about dress sense... (if the story stops here, of course it's crap!!) but this secretary actually took the effort to call up this manager (who was on business trip in HK) to complain about one of her subordinates and mind you, this lady was only a temp staff and she's not shabbily or wrongly dressed at all!!! hello??? who are you to comment on other people's dress sense when you yourself are always in collarless top, auntified pants, auntified shoes, auntified hairstyle and auntified bags? if you ask me...CRAP!! sometimes when our team talked a little louder over excitng gossips...she would walk over and asked us to lower our volume..sometimes when we laughed too loud, she would complain...complain complain complain complain..

(2) Telephone

this secretary is ALWAYS on the phone..whenever i need to ask her something, she's on the phone...at times...can even HEAR her talking on the phone from my seat...and it's not always work-related calls...at times...it's VERY OBVIOUS she's on private calls....chatting with her friends/colleagues/whoever on some crap stuffs...*laughs* there's once i heard her say " if you want to know the latest rock songs, ask my son ah...he always download the latest rock song..that's why i know all these youngsters' songs" *laughs* it really seemed like her job is damn easy right? got the time to chit-chat and leave on the dot for home...*sighz*

(3) Snobbish

somehow,most secretaries that i have met are some stuck-up women..wonder what's wrong with them? why so snobbish? why so dao? always have this "fucked-up" look like as if they are the GREATEST & PRETTIEST & MOST POWERFUL women on earth...mmm..didnt know that answering calls, scheduling meetings, attending to bosses are such great morale boosters! *laughs* it's like when i see them along the way to toilets...my mind would go "should i smile? should i say hi? do i look like an idiot to them?" oh gosh, why am i getting paranoid? they are just housewives with a job and not monsters!! but somehow, can always feel that they are scanning you with their bionic eyes! *shivers*

actually, why are all secretaries ladies and not gentlemen? havent seen or heard of any man being a secretary *think think* what happen to equality of sexes?