dark lover...

i have a dark lover...we have been dark lovers for many years...let's see..i knew him in 1997 so it's 8 YEARS!!! wah...very long ah...scarry...but i think he became my dark lover later...not sure when..but definitely not the first day we met...

for these 8 long years that we have known each other...our "relationship" has got its own UPS and DOWNS..which is very very normal...when we are UP we can be as high as the heaven above and when we are DOWN we are right at the bottom...

now this dark lover of mine...has his good points and bad points....not perfect at all..but then again..who's perfect but GOD? *smilez* and yes..i'm going to bitch about him...*laughs* well...he has the link to this blog and hence he's going to read but i am not going to hide what i REALLY think of him...anyway...he requested and agreed that i bitch about him...*smilez*

let's start with the nice things...he's basically cool, funny, nice to talk to, interesting, blah blah blah...aiyah..the normal things ah..when it comes to nice things, the description is always the same and so boring...agreed?? *yawns*

well, this dark lover of mine always seemed to be attractive to MANY girls which i seriously dont understand..*grins* not that he's ugly or has a horrible character but to me he's just another guy and he's not my type... (as if he cares if he's my type and vice versa) he will have "stupid" girls doing stupid things for him..buying expensive things for him, running errands for him...etc...but of course..he does his fair share of stupid things to other girls... *laughs* i remembered he was once EXTREMELY SAD over 2 of his ex-girlfriends and he also got paranoid over this girl for nothing and all...*laughs*

i can always remember us talking on the phone for long hours every day...we will chat and chat and chat and talk about different things and all...it was rather fun and interesting...but there were times, i didnt really want to talk to him..because he's ALWAYS REPEATING & ASKING STUPID SENSELESS QUESTIONS!! he would call and tell me about his "outing" with this girl and at the end of the story he would asked " DO YOU THINK THERE'S SOMETHING BETWEEN US? DO YOU THINK SHE LIKES ME?" if you asked me... HOW THE FUCK I WOULD KNOW??? and if i gave him a negative answer, he would try to reason to me that it's positive and if i gave him a positive answer, he would ask " THEN HOW? " aiyo..what how? like that ah...stupid question!! *laughs* but of course..now this sort of things has lessen tremendously....maybe we were young last time and all...but it's interesting...*grins*

i remembered we got into this HUGE argument the last time he was in singapore... (oh he's currently studying mass communication in the states) it all happend when we went clubbing and i drove that day... and he INSISTED THAT I DROVE HIM HOME!! well.. you can say " since you drive, you are expected to send people home" but hello.. I DRIVE FOR MY OWN CONVENIENCE AND I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING DRIVER!! besides, he's staying totally out of the way and to send him home i have to make a huge major detour..and it's 3am in the morning and i was so tired... and so when other friends asked why did i send him home and i told him i answered them this " i didnt want to...you insisted mah" and he got furious at me for saying that and he questioned why i cannot go that extra mile for him and to which i rebutted why cant he go that extra mile for me and take a cab home??? WTF!! anyway,we didnt talk to each other for a long time over this incident but somehow, we've decided to bury the hatchet!! *winks*

well..i may seemed to be so unhappy with him but actually i am not exactly that unhappy..just that there are certain aspects of him i dont really like...and i think he knows about it...*grins* BUT what kept us together is our common likes and dislikes!! *grins* we are always the masterminds of evil plans, creators of naughty thoughts and also the executors of pranks! *laughs* "Prepare for trouble, Make it double, To protect the world from devastation, To unite all people to our nation, To announce the evil of truth and love, To extend our reach to the stars above." *laughs* in case you people think i come up with this...nope..you are so so so so WRONG!!

actually a lot of people asked... "you like him right?" oh PUH-LEESE i dont like him at all..we are really friends..we dont have special feelings towards each other and we dont behave like a couple...we behave like BROTHERS!!! *claps* then why is he my dark lover? well..i cannot remember how we come up with this term but i reckon it's like we are the backup of each other under very serious circumstances!! *laughs*

in summary, my dark lover is a great guy but he's a jerk at times...*laughs*