wedding...

yesh...for the first time..i am going to be part of the "sister gang" of a wedding...i was really really excited as this is going to be my first time...wonder if the brothers of the "brother gang" of the bridegroom are handsome and eligible...actually heard that one of them is a doctor...*slurps*

anyway, we met up on Tuesday to discuss about how we are going to "sabo" the bridegroom...*grins* that's the whole point about being part of the "sister gang"!! anyway, here's our plan: There will be 3 stages which the bridegroom has to pass and all these must happen within half an hour.

Stage 1: Singing & Dancing - a medley of songs are to be performed which includes "I want it that way" by Backstreet Boys, "One Love" by Blue, "She Bangs" by Ricky Martin and "All my life" by KC & Jojo! and the performance is on the ground floor while we are at the 12th floor *grins*

Stage 2: Pass the Keys - the bridegroom and gang supposed to pass the keys to the gate to the bridegroom who will have to stay by the car and no lifts allowed

Stage 3: Treasure Hunt - the bridegroom would have to find the key to the bedroom door where the bride will be waiting...for every clue provided by us, a red packet is needed!

mmm..dont really sound very fun horz...but during the discussion, it seemed fun leh...but after i wrote it down..like quite chidish and boliao..*laughs* then how? any more suggestions? but then again..this wedding is not my good friend's...so no need to waste so much brain cells ah...*laughs* she's only a colleague...guess she's desperate..that's why ask me to be part of the "sister gang"....bobian..old already..most of her friends are married..so cannot become sisters..*laughs*

actually, to be more accurate, she's an ex-colleague...she just quit not because she's getting married..but she's getting pissed with her job (this is her side of the story)...but then horz...from what i have experienced and seen...it's more like she's so totally duhz!!!

(1) because she's into daily operations, there are daily jobs to be completed..but she doesnt really care...she will just pack her stuffs and go home at 530pm..leaving all the jobs to her backup who also have daily jobs to be completed...stupid!!

(2) when she announced her last day...she started to push EVERY SINGLE JOB to other people...even the boss got irritated and told her off..told her that that she got to be mature and finish up her job although she's leaving..*laughs*

(3) she's always on mc...the day before..she's fine..the next morning on 2 days mc...powerful right? then her poor backup got to slog like mad..and finished up her jobs..then when her poor backup on mc..she said she cannot handle her backup work..WTF!!! if the backup can stay back to help...why must she leave at 530pm???

(4) when big boss is around, she NEVER leaves at 530pm...she always stay back till 9pm...ONLY when big boss is around..so fake...

(5) boss gave her job to complete..she needs to be spoonfed...wah so old already..still must feed..how can? boss gave her job to do..she did it slipshodly..then another person has to do for her..then she actually can email boss..."this is what me and xx has come up with..for your review please" wah...win already loh!!!

actually, the most "pitiful" person is her backup whom she actually asked to be part of the "sister gang" too...the bosses are so shocked that she still ask and she still agree...and they keep telling me not to be part of the "sister gang" after what she has done to us...*laughs* but then horz...i think she didnt do much to me!! *laughs* actually come to think of it....the ex-colleague quite heartless..how can she be so irresponsible and cause her "sister" to clean up the shit she has left behind after she quit?? mmm...maybe she's old and unwanted!! *laughs* come to think of it...POOR HUSBAND!!

real or fake?

does anyone know how to differentiate a real Louis Vuitton from a fake one? how about a real Gucci from a fake one? a real Burberry from a fake one? a real Fendi from a real one? a real Prada from a fake one? *laughs* if anyone think i'am an expert at this area...sorry...you got the wrong person...i totally am suck at such things...*grins*

actually it was a topic which was brought up during lunchtime.. (some may think it's crap to talk about such things during lunch but hey what can a group of young ladies talk about besides bags, clothes, boyfriends, shoes, bossess, etc) we were just talking about branded bags and suddenly the topic of differentiating between the real and fake came along...were lamenting about how expensive the real ones are but the quality is really good...and we realized we didnt really know how to differentiate... *laughs*

basically, given our limited knowledge, we can only say briefly on how to differentiate for LV: (1) all LV products would have an unique serial number and (2) the monogram of LV products are symmetrical and will not be incomplete... *laughs* and because of this, we began looking for serial numbers on our LV stuffs..and i could find the serial number of my LV bag!! *yeah* also, i could also find the serial number of my Gucci wallet!! *yeah* (if you think i am a rich lady, nay..you are wrong..but if you think i have a lot of branded bags, yeah...you are right..but they were all gifts from my mum and uncle..*grins*)

when i reached home and told my mum about it..she got all excited and took out all her LV stuffs to check as well...*laughs* she had real and fake ones..and so it became apparent that the real LV stuffs do have serial numbers and the monogram is indeed symmetrical and complete....interesting....

actually why do people buy such expensive branded bags? one bag cost at least a few hundreds or even a a hefty thousand.. (i must say i am also a victim of expensive branded bags but i'm lucky to have my mum and uncle to give them to me as gifts..heh heh) the most common comment that i have heard about buying expensive branded bags is that the quality of the bags is really good and can last for a lifetime.. which i agree!! *grins*

actually given that amount of money to buy one expensive bag, one is able to get a few not-so-expensive-but-alright bags...in thise case, wouldnt there be more variety? i guess it's all up to the individual...some prefer one "good" bag while some prefers many "okay" bags ...to me...i prefer MANY "GOOD" BAGS!! *laughs*

Happy Secretary's Week!!

heh heh...i'm not a secretary...but just wanna wish all the secretaries in the world... "HAPPY SECRETARY'S WEEK!!" actually not sure if this week is secretary's week but i think it is...*grins* actually secretary week doesnt really concern me..because (1) i dont have a secretary and (2) i'm not a secretary ... *laughs* actually talking about secretaries..i believe they are quite an unique lot... not that i am against them but somehow, they all behave in the same manner...*laughs*

although it may seems that the job of a secretary is just to schedule meeting, make coffee for the boss, take care of the boss, i think it's not such an easy job especially if you are the secretaries of many bosses... i think one would need to know the habits or characters of the boss in order to do up a good schedule...also, at times...when schedule are changed or mixed up...it take a lot of effort to sort it out...*yawnz* boring to talk about good things about secretaries...*laughs*

(1) Complain Queen

this secretary complains to the HR manager that people are not dressed appropriately in office..which sparked the boss to send out a reminder note to all about dress sense... (if the story stops here, of course it's crap!!) but this secretary actually took the effort to call up this manager (who was on business trip in HK) to complain about one of her subordinates and mind you, this lady was only a temp staff and she's not shabbily or wrongly dressed at all!!! hello??? who are you to comment on other people's dress sense when you yourself are always in collarless top, auntified pants, auntified shoes, auntified hairstyle and auntified bags? if you ask me...CRAP!! sometimes when our team talked a little louder over excitng gossips...she would walk over and asked us to lower our volume..sometimes when we laughed too loud, she would complain...complain complain complain complain..

(2) Telephone

this secretary is ALWAYS on the phone..whenever i need to ask her something, she's on the phone...at times...can even HEAR her talking on the phone from my seat...and it's not always work-related calls...at times...it's VERY OBVIOUS she's on private calls....chatting with her friends/colleagues/whoever on some crap stuffs...*laughs* there's once i heard her say " if you want to know the latest rock songs, ask my son ah...he always download the latest rock song..that's why i know all these youngsters' songs" *laughs* it really seemed like her job is damn easy right? got the time to chit-chat and leave on the dot for home...*sighz*

(3) Snobbish

somehow,most secretaries that i have met are some stuck-up women..wonder what's wrong with them? why so snobbish? why so dao? always have this "fucked-up" look like as if they are the GREATEST & PRETTIEST & MOST POWERFUL women on earth...mmm..didnt know that answering calls, scheduling meetings, attending to bosses are such great morale boosters! *laughs* it's like when i see them along the way to toilets...my mind would go "should i smile? should i say hi? do i look like an idiot to them?" oh gosh, why am i getting paranoid? they are just housewives with a job and not monsters!! but somehow, can always feel that they are scanning you with their bionic eyes! *shivers*

actually, why are all secretaries ladies and not gentlemen? havent seen or heard of any man being a secretary *think think* what happen to equality of sexes?

nightmare...

mmm...had a dream that day...actually it's a nightmare..but it's not those dreams which will cause one to wake up perspiring and screaming...*laughs* it's quite a disturbing dream..but yet not exactly scarry...but really wonder if there's any meaning behind my dream...

basically, in that dream...i was DEAD *gasps* but my spirit was still floating around on earth..some people could see me..some couldn't see me... (dont ask me why..this is a dream...) and i was just acting as per normal, doing my daily things...then finally one night, i was out with my family... all my uncles, aunties, cousins, granny, parents and brothers...apparently, one of my uncle and his family was not able to see me..and so they asked another uncle "where's hannah ah? wait very long...hungry leh" then this uncle gave him a look and said "huh? she's always here leh...what's your problem? trying to be funny ah?" then my uncle and his family gave each other a weird look and shook their heads... (wah..like very dramatic horz...aiyah..can imagine or not? if i continue to describe like that..it would be a 30-page book already...*laughs*) anyway...dont know what i did..suddenly everyone can see me..and i started to explain that i was dead for quite some time already...but was still roaming around...then my mum said "aiyoh, how did you die? when did you die?" to which i replied "actually i dont really know..all i can remember is that i was bathing and fell asleep in the bathtub and the next moment i woke up i am dead..apparently i or someone cut my wrist" (a bit duhz horz.my reason..but what the heck.it's a dream...) then my mum said "mmm..then i better get some priests to do the rituals so that you can leave here and go to the other side" to which i replied "dont want ah...i christian leh..if you do that for me..i go hell..i dont want to go hell..." and my mum said " i dont care..." and i woke up...

the scarry part of the dream is that my own mother wants to send me to hell...i mean it's not that she wants me to go hell but by performing those rituals and all, somehow in that dream i knew that i would go hell..but i DONT WANT to go hell...i want to go heaven!!! anyway..i woke up feeling slightly disturbed..wonder if there's any meaning to this dream...any dream experts out there?

dark lover...

i have a dark lover...we have been dark lovers for many years...let's see..i knew him in 1997 so it's 8 YEARS!!! wah...very long ah...scarry...but i think he became my dark lover later...not sure when..but definitely not the first day we met...

for these 8 long years that we have known each other...our "relationship" has got its own UPS and DOWNS..which is very very normal...when we are UP we can be as high as the heaven above and when we are DOWN we are right at the bottom...

now this dark lover of mine...has his good points and bad points....not perfect at all..but then again..who's perfect but GOD? *smilez* and yes..i'm going to bitch about him...*laughs* well...he has the link to this blog and hence he's going to read but i am not going to hide what i REALLY think of him...anyway...he requested and agreed that i bitch about him...*smilez*

let's start with the nice things...he's basically cool, funny, nice to talk to, interesting, blah blah blah...aiyah..the normal things ah..when it comes to nice things, the description is always the same and so boring...agreed?? *yawns*

well, this dark lover of mine always seemed to be attractive to MANY girls which i seriously dont understand..*grins* not that he's ugly or has a horrible character but to me he's just another guy and he's not my type... (as if he cares if he's my type and vice versa) he will have "stupid" girls doing stupid things for him..buying expensive things for him, running errands for him...etc...but of course..he does his fair share of stupid things to other girls... *laughs* i remembered he was once EXTREMELY SAD over 2 of his ex-girlfriends and he also got paranoid over this girl for nothing and all...*laughs*

i can always remember us talking on the phone for long hours every day...we will chat and chat and chat and talk about different things and all...it was rather fun and interesting...but there were times, i didnt really want to talk to him..because he's ALWAYS REPEATING & ASKING STUPID SENSELESS QUESTIONS!! he would call and tell me about his "outing" with this girl and at the end of the story he would asked " DO YOU THINK THERE'S SOMETHING BETWEEN US? DO YOU THINK SHE LIKES ME?" if you asked me... HOW THE FUCK I WOULD KNOW??? and if i gave him a negative answer, he would try to reason to me that it's positive and if i gave him a positive answer, he would ask " THEN HOW? " aiyo..what how? like that ah...stupid question!! *laughs* but of course..now this sort of things has lessen tremendously....maybe we were young last time and all...but it's interesting...*grins*

i remembered we got into this HUGE argument the last time he was in singapore... (oh he's currently studying mass communication in the states) it all happend when we went clubbing and i drove that day... and he INSISTED THAT I DROVE HIM HOME!! well.. you can say " since you drive, you are expected to send people home" but hello.. I DRIVE FOR MY OWN CONVENIENCE AND I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING DRIVER!! besides, he's staying totally out of the way and to send him home i have to make a huge major detour..and it's 3am in the morning and i was so tired... and so when other friends asked why did i send him home and i told him i answered them this " i didnt want to...you insisted mah" and he got furious at me for saying that and he questioned why i cannot go that extra mile for him and to which i rebutted why cant he go that extra mile for me and take a cab home??? WTF!! anyway,we didnt talk to each other for a long time over this incident but somehow, we've decided to bury the hatchet!! *winks*

well..i may seemed to be so unhappy with him but actually i am not exactly that unhappy..just that there are certain aspects of him i dont really like...and i think he knows about it...*grins* BUT what kept us together is our common likes and dislikes!! *grins* we are always the masterminds of evil plans, creators of naughty thoughts and also the executors of pranks! *laughs* "Prepare for trouble, Make it double, To protect the world from devastation, To unite all people to our nation, To announce the evil of truth and love, To extend our reach to the stars above." *laughs* in case you people think i come up with this...nope..you are so so so so WRONG!!

actually a lot of people asked... "you like him right?" oh PUH-LEESE i dont like him at all..we are really friends..we dont have special feelings towards each other and we dont behave like a couple...we behave like BROTHERS!!! *claps* then why is he my dark lover? well..i cannot remember how we come up with this term but i reckon it's like we are the backup of each other under very serious circumstances!! *laughs*

in summary, my dark lover is a great guy but he's a jerk at times...*laughs*

brazilian waxing...

had an exciting saturday...*smilez* actually nothing much also..not as if i did a lot of things but just that i didnt sleep my saturday away...although to me..sleeping on saturday is not a crime and i dont think it's pathetic to spend my saturday sleeping...*laughs*

well...i went for my brazilian wax...the second time...*grins* for those who doesnt know what is a brazilian wax...basicallly, it's to remove all the hair from you pubic area...*laughs* aiyo..very shy...somehow, i thought it was more painful this time..but it's still very cute...*laughs* actually if you ask me..i think it's cleaner when you remove your hair because you can see everything and hence you can clean better..also during menses..it's SO MUCH cleaner..actually i once asked a few guys this question: do you prefer hairy or hairless? and the answer i got was unanimous... HAIRLESS!!! *laughs*

actually it's kinda shy initially to do this thingy...because basically one have to show the most private parts to another person and to be "fondled" by her as well...and it's a HER...so weird...not that she will purposely touch and make you high..but hey..it's a sensitive area right and so any "fondling" will caused a reaction!! i mean i'm VERY sure actors/actressess will get a reaction when they are filming some intimate scenes...dont tell me they are professional and can control..oh PUH-LEESE..they not human ah? RUBBISH....

here are the steps:

(1) strip off your bottom and wrap yourself with a towel provided

(2) lie on the bed and the lady will open the towel and your most private part is exposed to her

(3) open up your legs... (as if you are giving birth...eh..i think giving birth also need to open up....but i never give birth before ah)

(4) she will use a scissors to trim some long hairs...

(5) open up your legs more and hot wax will be applied to your body... ( actually the hot wax very nice..very soothing..i like..)

(6) then something will be placed on your body...something like a plaster...

(7) *spiaks* and the lady will pull off the plaster and your hair will come out... (it's actually painful but it's bearable..but i went "ouch!"

(8) lady will touch and continue to put wax and legs continue to open in weird positions and plaster continue to remove hair... (lady will talk to you to ease the situation...)

(9) then must turn behind and remove hair from the butt crack... (didnt know there got hair leh...but it's the most comfy part of waxing)

(10) then lady will use a tweezers to pick out some tiny hair... (this is so bloody painful..hate this part...)

(11) then lady will put antiseptic cream and soothing gel or dont know what...

job is done in 20 minutes time!!!

seriously, it's quite cute...*laughs* but sadly, only I can see...*laughs* actually wanted to take pictures..like "before" and "after" but thought it was too pornographic and am not sure how and in which position should i take...*laughs*

cartoons...

i love cartoons...they are so colorful, so nice, so funny, so interesting..all kinds of things can happen in cartoons...you dont have to suffer, you dont have to work, you dont have to worry, just enjoy life... *smilez* mmm...let's see..here's some of my favorite cartoons...

spongebob square pants!! one of my favorite... "oh who lives in a pineapple under the sea..SPONGBOB SQUARE PANTS!!" *laughs* always managed to watch it either on kids central or nick..even went to watch the movie...

powerpuff girls!! didnt like them initially..thought they were too childish..but have grown to like them...i wanted to be part of them too! *laughs* anyway my favorite is Buttercup..the green one...will watch this cartoon every night at 1130pm..*grins*

dexter's laboratory!! this kid is very very smart...like his inventions and all...his irritating sister, dee dee, is really irritating but entertaining!! *laughs* and of course...there's mandark....who's always trying to be smarter than dexter but was so in love with dee dee...*laughs*

the fairly oddparents...this is one new cartoon..which i recently liked...very funny..this guy has 2 fairy godparents who will help him..and they always have this very irritating babysitter who managed to attract an alien! *laughs* and these aliens are afraid of chocolates!

and how can i forget my pokemon...used to watch them every sat morning..was so so so so in love with them...even downloaded their songs and was learning how to sing...ooh..i dont know how i stumbled onto this website and got myself a pokemon name..."Shatrino" *grins*

teenage mutant ninja turtles...teenage mutant ninja turtles...teenage mutant ninja turtles...heroes in a half shells...turtle power...leonardo's lead, donatello does machine, raphael is cool but rude, michaelangelo is a party dude..teenage mutant ninja turtles...teenage mutant ninja turtles..teenage mutant ninja turtles...heroes in a half shells..TURTLE POWER!!

captain planet...he's our hero..gonna bring pollution down to zero...blah blah...we the planeteers...you can be one too..coz saving our planet is the thing to do...polluting and polluting..is not the way..here's what captain planet has to say...THE POWER IS YOURS!

actually there are more..but i reckon if i were to go on and on..it would be never-ending..yes...as you can see..i am not the "mature" cartoon lovers..i love the cartoons which the kids love...and i dont like anime..i like simple cartoons..cartoons that are only 15 to 30 mins long...

I am a kid at heart...always a kid at heart...*smilez*

i'm going crazy...

i'm seriously going crazy..have been doing crazy things lately...my mind seems to be out of place...but like not really out of place...i mean...at least i dont see brain juicies leaking out...*laughs* but then horz recently i thought i felt some things on my head...are they brain juicies? *gasps*

there was this morning at work..my conversation with mel.... (from what i can remember ah...most probably only 20% accurate!! but must give me benefit of doubt ah...)

mel: good morning! are you very busy?

me: alright ah..not very busy..got a few things to settle now...

mel: oh..i thought you very busy..you are so quiet...

me: aiyah...what to do? i cannot sing...

me: huh? sing?

mmm...what is this about 'singing'? neither am i in the music industry nor am i a singer..so why do i say "i cannot sing"??? beats me... *shrugs*

then was talking to mel over some chat thingy...then was supposed to type: "my uncle" but i typed "mun uncle" actually this is not funny or crazy..but because mel and i have a common friend witht he surname "mun" and mel thinks we are fated and all and she went crazy and gaga over the fact that i was thinking about him... but I AM NOT!!! it's a pure typo error...

then was talking to jill....about this handsome guy i saw at the diana's event...was telling her... "heh heh the guy's name is joseph..nice right?" and jill also quite cute...she told me... "mmm..change your name to mary ah..because joseph + mary = Jesus!!" ha ha ha... that was in the morning..then in the afternoon suddenly i said... " jill, did i tell you the guy's name is joseph? suddenly i remembered...his name is not joseph leh..it's george!" *laughs*

i'm REALLY crazy!!!

diana krall

mmm...went for diana krall's concert...if i didnt remember wrongly..she's a jazz singer...well..basically i am not into jazz...i prefer rock, punk, alternative, pop, rap, R&B...anything but jazz...jazz makes me go zzzzz...that's why it's jazzzzzz...because i go zzzzzz....*laughs*

this is how she looks like: quite prettty...*grins*

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actually it's free tickets...complimentary from my uncle...you see..my uncle works in the finance industry...and salespeople from different financial institutions have to service him...so i always get free perks!! *laughs* (mmm..i think people are getting green with envy..but not my fault horz...what to do when you have an uncle like that and who loves you like mad?? *laughs*) thus far, i have been to free musicals, plays, dinners, shows etc...very nice..all premium seats and food!! *laughs*

anyway...back to diana krall's activity....had dinner with my uncle at this chinese restaurant, Soup Restaurant....not bad...was bloody full...because it's a company event, there's free drinks and fingerfood provided at BalaClava... heh heh...and here's where you see how the different bankers and stockbrokers and dont know what interact and socialize..very interesting...and the guy who services my uncle...man is he gorgeous... tall, good-looking,charming, speaks well, hold himself well,earning good bucks!!! i like..i was like..mmm.not drooling..but admiring him...he's so so so so so my type...told my uncle that he's cute..and my uncle said..."if i'm not wrong, just broke up with his girlfriend...anyway..he's a canadian-born-chinese..." wah..my heart went thumping non-stop...so eligible...so near yet so far....

finally, the concert..it's a very simple concert..nothing fanciful...at some convention hall...were sitted quite near to the stage..premium seats...*grins* diana came out with 3 other musicians...one guitarist, one drums and one bassist...she's on the piano..then she started singing...and because she's playing jazzzzz i zzzzzz within the first half hour...*laughs* cant blame me.. i'm not a jazz person... but on and off..i woke up and listened..quite nice...there's this song..very funny...it went something like... " i dont wanna sit next to you because your feet's too big..i hate you becaues your feet's too big...i dont wanna eat with you coz your feet's too big...." funny song...the rest...not much impression...but she sang quite a few Nat King Cole's song..which were nice...but i still dont like jazzzzz as it really make me go zzzzzz *laughs*

my next free shows.... The Sound of Music (Musical) & Phua Chu Kang (Musical) .... heh heh dont be green with envy... i think..i have to switch industry...must go into the finance industry and do sales...but i want to do sales in ideas..and not in products..mmmm...how???

cellulite

cellulite...as defined by merriam-webster online dictionary... "accumulation of subcutaneous fat" *laughs* i have accumulated tons and tons of subcutaneous fats...not only on my body but around myself.... *laughs* yes..i'm going to bitch about one "friend" again...*laughs* "i'm a bitch, i'm a lover, i'm a child, i'm a mother, i'm a sinner, i'm a saint, i do not feel ashamed" *grins*

this friend of mine..actually i do regard her as a friend..just that at times..the things she said, the way she acted..really amused me...not that she pissed me off..although at times yes...but most of the time..i'm truly amused...

she always think that she is pretty, slim and attractive!!! seriously.... if my own brother, my very own blood-related brother has commented that I, his own sister, very own blood-related sister, am MUCH prettier than her...HOW PRETTY CAN SHE GET????? let's get this straight...my brother has NEVER once said i am pretty or even average or even alright...to him, i'm always FAT & UGLY...and my brother said... "your friend ah, like lego people...square square...but only one part is round...her TUMMY!!" *laughs* and that day...we were walking along some street...and i just commented that my jeans are so damn loose...and i pulled them up as i walked...and my dear friend had to reply... "mine also leh" wah..like that also must fight...what's she trying to prove???

another time...we went clubbing...and this guy was OBVIOUSLY interested in princess mel... he was very close to princess mel and was talking to her and got her phone number as well....but this guy didnt bother about my friend...but when she retold the story to others...she can say... "wah..this guy very touchy....right hand touching me and left hand touching the other girl... very disgusting..but i dance away to show my disinterest" mmm...but if you ask me...i thought the guy was INTERSTED in princess mel and NOT HER??? *mutter mutter*

when we were in school, she would always hitch a ride from me..not that i mind that she's taking a ride from me because she lives really close by...but she will purposely fit into my timings so that she can hitch rides from me... CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?? for example, my lesson starts at 10am while her first lesson is at 2pm...she would rather go to school with me simply because i drove... *sighz* let me illustrate this classic case...

she: eh i want to go novena square after this lesson...

me: okay..go ah..i 'm not stopping you..ha ha ha...

she: you going home straight after lesson???

me: yeah...i guess so..not going anywhere....

she: so you can give me a ride to novena horz....

me: huh? no lah..it's not on the way....cannot give you a ride...not even to any train stations..not on the way at all...

she: like that ah...then i follow you home..i go novena square another time...

WAH!! amazing right? did i in the first place offer to give her a ride home? did i in the first place become her chauffeur? did i ever mention that she can follow me home???

however, this friend does provide entertainment for me...*grins* she ALWAYS seemed to have guys around her life...guys wanting to date her...guys picking her up in clubs and pubs... BUT these are only her side of the stories...never seen any guys picking her up when we went clubbing, never seen any of the guys whom she's always talking to... but of course..i give her the benefit of the doubt...since she wants to "boast" i'll let her be.... *grins* and i'll always remember the reason why she used to frequent "Siam Supper Club".... *drumrolls* THERE'S NO COVER CHARGE AND THERE ARE MORE POTENTIAL GUYS FOR HER!!! oh holy cow...which guy in his right mind would pick you up??? *oops*

here's the latest:

she: any programs this week?

me: which day you talking about? anyway might be going clubbing this friday...

she: huh? i cannot leh..saturday i can...

me: eh...then so sorry..we going on friday....

eh..did i ever mention that i was going to ask her along? did i say..."wanna go clubbing this friday?" no leh...i said..."might be going clubbing this friday"...is my sentence misleading or is she reading too much into my sentence? *grins*

mmm...i can foresee some comments:

(1) you very mean ah...she's not that bad lah... i didnt say she's bad..it's just that there are certain aspects of her i really must comment...just my personal opinions ah...

(2) if you dont like her, why still hang out with her? i didnt say i dont like her horz..i only said she's pretty amusing in certain aspects...and i just want to bitch about her...

(3) are you being to judgemental? she sure got some thing good right? aiyo...already said...she's alright..just that i find her certain aspects quite interesting...quite pissing off and quite duhz..she's in fact quite okay as a friend..

mmm...wonder why i bitch about a friend with the title "cellulite"? because she's like cellulite...UNSIGHTLY & UNWANTED!! *laughs* "i'm a bitch, i'm a lover, i'm a child, i'm a mother, i'm a sinner, i'm a saint, i do not feel ashamed" i'm just being mean...i dont mean it ah..she's still a friend.... *smilez*

whassup???!!!

yay!! it's the new month again....why am i so happy? *laughs* i also dont know...but hey...like what my blog title says... "some pursue happiness - others create it" i'm creating happines for myself now!!! how cool can i be?? *laughs* anyway...the 1st quarter of 2005 has just ended..a new quarter is just starting...let's see what I've done for the past 3 months....

(1) I have been attending church regularly!! wah..very proud that i am still keeping this new year resolution...heh heh...anyway...really enjoyed going...

(2) I have been to Madam Wong (a club) for 3 consecutive weeks!! think i'm crazy...going to the same place for 3 consecutive weeks...but hey..the music was nice...although the crowd was not that nice..but not yucky..acceptable!!

(3) I overspent in March!!! sighz...spend quite a sum of money in March..but got the things i wanted of course...once in a while...must splurge...but then i think my "once in a while" has become way too often..it seemed to be "every month"....*shrugs*

(4) I have been called "Hanny" as per requested..i have put this line down...basically someone called me this name and another somone got all excited and happy about it....*weird*

(5) Gossipers are amazing!!! went for dinner with a group of friends..everything went along well...suddenly at the next table, realized that the group of ladies were sitting at one side of a round table, facing us..and my friend told me... "those girls are talking about me!! cant believe it..they are literally talking behind my back" *laughs* it was so funny but yet so hmmm... amazing....actually i'm also a gossiper...and so i'm also amazing....*laughs*

suddenly, i wonder... Do Singaporeans have toilet etiquette???