my first and definitely not the last...

last friday..i went clubbing with my gay friend...yes yes finally, he has agreed to bring me along...and it's my FIRST time to a gay club..i was soooooo excited that i kept asking him if there's anything i should do or should not do in the club..and he was basically ignoring me...haha!

anyway, the club is located in Tanjong Pagar and it's called "Play"...or is it "Plaything"? okok...just checked, it's called "Play"...confirmed confirmed...anyway, upon we were quite silly, thinking that it's rather far from where we are...we took a cab..and it went straight down...and then we alighted and walked back...we could have walked for like another 5 more minutes and we would have reached the club...so silly!!!!

upon arrival..my heart started to beat uncontrollabley fast..i have no freaking idea why!! not that i am aroused or excited about the guys..but just that it's my FIRST time...anyway, paid and went in...and oh my god....there were soooooo many guys....everywhere i turned, i saw guys....and not just guys..but some of them were really cuteeee... seriously, i counted...there were only FIVE..yes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 girls in the club that night... and there was on e toilet in the club and it's basically empty...because there are only 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 girls! hahaha! actually i felt kinda weird...because there were sooo many guys and they were smiling and having fun...and some of them gave me the " what-the-fuck-are-you-doing-here " look.. and i gave them the " i-dont-know! " look...haha!

basically, we walked for maybe 1 minute and suddenly this very cute guy pulled my friend and forced him to drink... intiallyi felt kinda awkward as no one seemed to notice me..but my friend's friend was really nice..he started to talk to me...took a picture with me and showed me his boyfriend, who is EQUALLY cute...argh! so irritating...all the cute guys are gay!!! anyway, then more friends came and there were guys in every corner of the club...cute ones, tall ones, ugly ones, short ones, fat ones, skinny ones..you named it...they have it!!!! oh by the way, i spotted this guy whom i thought was rather cute and asked my friend to approach him..and then his friend said that he's a radio DJ..haha..no idea who's that though..but he's really quite cute!

then we went to the dance floor...and again, soooo many guys...everywhere!!! and the cute dj that i was mentioning..he smiled at me...but unfortunately, i guess it's just a friendly smile...sighz, that night..so many guys smiled at me and danced with me...but it's kinda different..somehow, i could feel it or maybe it's because i knew i was in a gay club...*shrugs* not important... ooh and i saw a few naked guys and a few kissing guys..hahaha pretty interesting!!

ooh then i spotted 2 of the cutest guy i've ever seen...sooooo cute and they turned out to be Thai...one of them is wearing black and he's soooo pretty, not really my type..the other was wearing white and he's sooo my kind but a little on the small side but oh my god..he's soooooo cute....unfortunately, they were not interested in me in the romantic sense...they treated me like a sister! hahaha....we drank, we danced, we went toilet together and we checked out guys together...hahaha! the white one was sooo cute that another chinese guy was hitting on him and i was sooooooooo darn jealous....

funnily, although it was a gay club, i enjoyed myself tremendously...i have no farking idea why...my gay friend said.." you were like alice in wonderland " hahahaha...i guess it's because everyone's sooo nice to me without an agenda...as in if i were in a normal club and if the guys danced with me..their hands will start to roam..but this will never happen to me with these guys for sure...and that night i only asked 2 questions whenever a guy talked to me... (1) are you a gay or bi? and (2) do you have a boyfriend? haha! that's all i didnt even ask for their names or anything...and to the very cute thai guy who's wearing white..i asked one more question: Can I be your first girlfriend? hahahahahahahahaha...he's sooooooo cute!!!!

ooh...then cellulite texted me asking me if i was clubbing..i replied that i was in a gay club and there were sooo many cute guys..and then she said..." aiyoh so demoralized to be there " and so i texted back..." who cares..it's fun! " and typically, this was her reply: " no potential go for what? " wahahahaha..she FOREVER looking for potential in clubs and bars and pubs... seriously desperate for men? as usual, she's looking for not so guai but not too huai guys...where to find? in GAY bars/clubs loh!! hahaha! *shakes head*

it's so over!

recently, i am the aunt agony for 3 of my guy friends...interestingly, all 3 have unique problems but my advice to them is the same... " life goes on, so get on with your life "....haha! yes, maybe im lazy and insincere..but honestly, what do you expect me to say? to me, relationship problems can only be solved the the creators of the problem..not the bystander because the bystander always see things in a different light...

anyway, for the first friend...basically, it's just a case of him not able to get over his ex-girlfriend...no idea why he loves her so much..and no idea why he always misses her and everything..it's just him and her..he simply cant get over her..maybe because they are really suited for each other except for the fact that she is a time quantity person while he's a time quality person...she wants to spend every single minute of ther life with him but he wants to spend time with his "gay" friends...so that's the main issue...well, i tend to agree with my friend as i think it can get really boring to be stuck to the same person for a long time, no matter how much you love him/her...so am not sure how they are going to resolve this issue but i told my friend this: " you will NEVER get back to her...life goes on, so get on with your life...dont forget her...always remember her and give her a special place in your heart...but you cant just stop because of her..." and he always tell me that i'm right and blah blah..but if i dont remember wrongly, it's been months since he told me he misses her...haha!

then the 2nd friend is sooo in love with his ex...they've only been togther for like 2 months but yet he cannot get over his ex at all...one minute, he's telling me that he's really pissed, the next minute he's telling me that he's angry, the next minute he's sad, the next he misses his ex...it was kinda difficult to deal with as i have no idea what to say but " life goes on, so get on with your life "....haha! and then this friend is kinda funny..he would be telling me about his ex..and the next moment, he would update me that he just hit on a cuite..emotional roller coaster is definitely not the way to get out of a relationship! it hurts your mentally and emotionally..but then again, maybe it's his way of getting out..so all i did was listen...which i think is more than enough... and he better stop whining if not i'm so going to "kill" him...

the final friend is the most dramatic of all...mainly because his ex-gf is quite dramatic to start with but then again, it's way tooo much...she created quite a big thing out of everything and i dont know what to say...but then again, knowing her, i know she would make a big fuss..haha! basically i think my friend's just getting tired of all her dramas and suspicions...maybe she had some bad experiences or whatever..but then again, this is not my problem..just that i get a little sick of hearing the same story again when my friend's talking to me....haha and i know he knows that im bored and had nothing else to say...anyway, i would believe that it's not the other girl's fault although i would say that girl might be the catalyst but well, if the ex-gf is not a pain in the arse, my friend would not have whatever i guess...but then again, this is not exacly my problem...i am only hearing one side of the story and all i can say is " life goes on, so get on with your life "....to both my friend and his ex-gf..

gosh! all these sad stories are giving me depression...hahaha!

i really believe that God is fair..haha

hey.. heard of alibaba.com recentlyon the news? if not..here is a brief sumary:



basically it is an e-commerce company that is part of the alibabagroup and it has its IPO on 11/05/07...well, basically why is this on the news recently...look at this:

okay..people..the launch price was HKD 13.50 on 11/05/07 and on the first day of trading..it went up...no, it shot up to HKD39.50!!!! can you imagine how much money can be made and how rich the CEO, chariman, board of directors, top executives are now? i wish i was part of them....

BUT....

God is really fair...take a look at this:

do you want to look like this? HAHAHA...aw man..i'm soooooo mean...seriously, i think i will suffer from karma...i got a strong feeling that my future husband will DEFINITELY look like this...HAHA! but honestly, if he looks like this and have as much money as this man..i wouldnt mind at all...with that amount of money in the bank accounts...he can go for any form or plastic surgery and whatsoever and i can shop till i drop!!!

so seriously, arent we all cleared that God is fair? *winks*