The Lost of the Cellulite

i think it's time...for the finale of...." THE CELL WARS " ...*evil laughter*

Episode 1 - Cellulite
Episode 2 - The Attack of the Cellulite
Episode 3 - The Revenge of the Cellulite
Episode 4 - A Fat Hope
Episode 5 - The Cellulite Strikes Out
Episode 6 - The Lost of the Cellulite

actually i have been intending to write the final episode..but i really dont have much to write...as i've not been meeting up with her that often anymore..simply dont feel like hanging out with her..and actually, she's rather boring to hang out with...*laughs*

(A) DESPERADO

trust me..she's really really really desperate...forever asking the same question when i see her online or met up with her... " GOT GUYS? " *argh* cannot change line ah... our lives only revolves around dicks and more dicks? puh-leese..there's more to life than dicks and balls... the same scenario happened when i met her online during the world cup season...

she: hello, how have you been?
me: good..nothing much...world cup world cup world cup!! haha!
she: oh ya..me also watching world cup...get to know this guy recently who watches and bets....
me: my dear..ALL GUYS bet..regardless of whether they watch or dont watch..and i think your'e damn duhz..you watch because of a guy...
she: aiyah, you also mah...you watch world cup for the cute footballers..
me: hello...at least i know the basic rules such as offside..and even if i watch for the cuties..they are really cute..as for your guy..no comments on that...
she: so you bet ah? i also..but i bet with the guy..whoever lost has to buy drinks for the winner till the winner cant drink...haha!
me: ooh really? then the guy's in luck..as you cannot drink at all...haha!
she: no...i can drink..just that i cannot drink too fast...
me: aiyah, means cannot drink loh..what cannot drink too fast..no need to be ashamed that you cannot drink..i also cannot drink..i will puke..and i admit i'm not a good drinker...
she: *speechless* anyway...*change topic*

hahahaha! arent i being a tad too frank and mean to her? but then again, i think it's time to let her know that she really cannot make it sia... forever asking people to buy her drinks... and she even once commented that guys buy drinks for girls to get some "tofu" in return...OMG, i wanted very much to reply her that if i'm a guy..i rather become gay than to eat her "tofu"...*laughs*

(B) SHE'S IN LOVE WITH GUY E
i believe if you have read episode 5..you would have agreed with me that she's in love with guy E...but i also realized that she's REALLY interested in him...*laughs* about 2 months ago, this is our conversation...

she: hey, what are you girls doing tomorrow?
me: oh, i'm meeting a friend for dinner and movie...
she: hey, i'm also going for movie at plaza sing..watching da vinci code..you? movie starts 830pm
me: oh..i also going there..but watching poisedon...mine starts 910pm
she: really...you going with who...
me: eh...me ah, going with guy E... (was grinning happily when i saw her expresson...couldnt describe but it was an expression of shocked and disbelief with jealousy)
she: oh, you 2 going out on a date ah? wah...so you and him an item?
me: huh? not date lah..cannot go out meh? he's my friend leh..what item? no lah...crazy
she: oh really? okay...we can go home together tomorrow..message me when you're done
me: okay ( in my heart: what the fuck..message you for what? want free ride from me again? jsut wanna see guy E is it? wait nong nong...will not message you...shall make your heart yearn...haha)

and true enough..the next day..the moment she finished her movie..she messaged me asking where i was...i didnt reply immediately as i was drivng guy E to zouk...but when i reached home..i messaged her telling her that i'm already home and that i didnt read my message blah blah blah...and she replied " it's alright..i know lah, you dont want me to disturb your date with guy E" and i replied.." correct.so smart! " haha! i hope i have sent her stomping her feet and feeling jealous of me..*grins*

(c) FAT AND UGLY

i think i more or less can confirmed that she's getting fatter and uglier...*laughs* oh boy..i'm so mean...but it's true...everyone that have seen her picture..asked me.. " WHAT HAPPEND TO HER? " some even cannot recognized her anymore..another friend told me..many friends asked her the same question..." WHAT HAPPEND TO HER? STRESSED? WHY BALLOONED? " *laughs* but i think she still think i'm fatter than her... although many friends have confirmed that she's much bigger and uglier...*laughs* thanks friends, love you all! anyway, there was this time..we were shopping at double index..and she bought a few black tops...and after she bought them she kept saying this to me..." i like to shop at double index..as i can wear their large " seriously, i have no fucking idea what does that mean to me...so what if you can wear their large? is she trying to imply that i cant? puh-leese.i also can wear..just that i didnt buy because i think i dont look good..and not every piece of black clothing will make her look slim...how can a piece of black and tight top make her look slim when the cloth is clinging on to her bulging tummy? duhz...when she looks into the mirror..does she look at her side view? i think it's either the mirror at her house is so damn blardy small that she only see 10% of her body or she has bought the slimming mirror from mango boutiques...*laughs* and for some reason, i always think that she looks unkept,dirty and oily...like some aunties that just finished marketing with some fishmongers..*laughs*

(D) SHE'S BORING

seriously, i think she cannot strike a good conversation..everytime we speak..her conversation revolves around the same things: her clients and guys that she just met or whatever... EVERY TIME we meet up...she will have to share with me how rich this client of hers is...how blah blah blah seriously, do i look like i care about her clients? then she wil tell me how much sales she has made...seriously, do i look like i care again...and after her long and boring descriptions about her clients..she will proceed to talk about guys that she has just met or guys presumably interested in her..seriously, what makes her think i'm interested or even believe in her rubbish? she always feeds me with her rubbish but refuse to let me talk my rubbish...there was this time..was with her and another friend..was trying to persuade the other friend to go diving with me..and then was talking about my instructor, about how cute he was..suddenly, she said..." hannah, can you stop talking about your instructor? " for a moment i was taken aback as i've never talked to her about him..and then i said.." huh? i NEVER told you anything about him leh...why you asked me to stop when i havent even started? " then she speechless... *laughs* i think she's jealous...hahahaha! my instructor was really cute and we had taken an intimate picture together..she's simpy jealous... so in conclusion, if she doesnt talk about guys, clients and guy E...she has basically NOTHING to talk about...boring...*yawnz*

well, here's a picture of the loser...hahaha!