hee hee hee...yeah, The Cellulite Strikes Back!! *laughs* to refresh memory...here's my hexalogy:
Episode 1 - Cellulite
Episode 2 - The Attack of the Cellulite
Episode 3 - The Revenge of the Cellulite
Episode 4 - A Fat Hope
Episode 5 - The Cellulite Strikes Out
Episode 6 - The Lost of the Cellulite
so now am writing episode 5...come to think of it...i havent gotten any inspiration since October..almost half a year...but now I'M BACK!! have gathered enough information and done my proper reserach for my episode 5..*smilez*
havent met cellulite for a looooooooooooong time because i simply refused to meet her...and also, she's kinda busy and i'm kinda busy...although i had no idea what we were busy with...*laughs* anyway, just met up with her recently....and boy, she hasnt changed a single bit...*laughs*
mmm...actually, i thought she has put on some weight...*grins* although she was wearing black top and white pants...which seemingly is the best color combination to slim one's figure...i thought her face looked rounder and her arms are kinda flabby...but of course i CANNOT tell her for i knew she will get all defensive and then she might not be happy and i think it's rather rude..i myself would not want to hear "hey, you've put on weight right? so fat now!!" *laughs* so must be more tactful....
well..as usual, she was asking me and another friend if we had any guys in our life and i gave my usual answer "no" which is rather sad as this meant that i cannot "boast" to her...*laughs* initially, she just smiled shyly when i asked her the same question...but after a while, she started to list out all the guys who are apparently interested in her...she didnt say explicitly that they are keen on her...but well, from the tone and all, it's rather obvious loh...acutally, she has always been like that....always boasting that she's "surrounded" by guys..but never had i once seen her guy friends...which i really wonder if those guys are fact or fiction...*laughs* but then i realized one common area...these guys have ONLY seen her pictures and talked to her via msn or phone but have not met her personally....maybe that's why they are interested in her...because (1) she must have shown them her only and most beautiful picture and (2) she must have flirted with them on the telephone really well....*laughs*
a friend shared this with me...
her: hey, have you got any new guys in your life?
friend: no..so sad right?
her: i got a lot leh....
friend: ok...
hahaha! her skin really as thick as the elephant in mandai zoo sia...
i have another classic example...we were chatting via msn on another ocassion...
her: hey, have you got any new guys in your life?
me: no lah...no one likes me leh...you leh?
her: dont have also....your guy E leh?
me: huh? he's not mine lah...what about him? you want you go fling with him loh...*laughs*
her: aiyoh , dont want lah..i no need to fling with him..i got other guys to do that with...
me: is it? like who?
her: my friends lah...
me: i know your friends...but who???
her: *silence*
haha! see, cannot supply any names...still acting popular....*laughs* she can even boast that my friend is interested in her because she said my friend said to her... "hey, i like you leh" hahahahaha! little did she know..my friend said that PURPOSELY to test her reactions...*evil grin*
am writing this down for the benefit of guy E...*laughs* hopefully he gets to read this and know that he's the guy E i'm talking about....anyway, i'm 300% sure that cellulite is EXTREMELY interested in guy E...*laughs* when we first met for dinner...the 1st thing she talked about....GUY E...she was telling me that he doenst look that beng anymore with his shorter hair..and i was kinda baffled as i wasnt sure who was she talking about and why did she suddenly talked about him...then after much asking, she finally said that she met him for a drink one friday..it just so happen that both of them were in suntec and so they went for a drink...he's there for ktv and she's there for movie..and then i thought they were so fated to meet just like that but i was wrong...apparently they were messaging each other :"no lah, we will message each other when we go clubbing to see if the other is clubbing or not loh...then just happen we were both at suntec at that time" then i asked..."oh, so you message him first ah?" and she answered defensively..:"aiyah, cannot remember already..." *laughs* i think she messaged him first but too paiseh to admit that loh...WTF!! then we changed topic...and then suddenly, she went back to her drink date with guy E again...saying they were drinking at pauliner and then chatting...and apparently this is the first time she seen him in the light...blah blah blah blah...went on and on and on and on...on the way home in the cab...still talking about guy E...telling me about their chat..something about guy E being a economic rice store owner..*laughs* and then i said..."aiyah, you keep saying you got no potential around you...him loh!! and you 2 so fated to be able to meet in suntec...i friendss with him almost 8 years..also never met up with him for a drink before leh..." and she said..."ya horz...i think i shall go after him...haha!" frankly speaking, i think she's speaking the truth...she even commented that he's a nice guy and although look like beng..but a good-looking beng...*laughs* but i also think agree to a certain extent lah..because he's my friend mah...wahahahaha! anyway, this is not the 1st time i've talked about her and guy E...but i guess such things are cumulative..*laughs* really cannot wait to see her in action sia...so exciting!!!!!!!! then she forever start the topic about guy E using me as the excuse...forever asking me to go after him, to consider him, to blah blah blah....*yawnz* think she was jealous that i didnt ask her to go double O 3 saturdays ago as i met guy E there...she complained that i never asked her go clubbing...*laughs* actually i did ask..i asked if she wanna go MOS because i intended to go there...but she didnt reply... HOW IN THE WORLD I KNOW SHE'S INTERESTED IN DOUBLE O WHEN SHE DIDNT REPLY MY MESSAGE??? tsk tsk tsk...maybe my message to her should be "hey, am going XXXX with guy E, interested?" *laughs*
Episode 1 - Cellulite
Episode 2 - The Attack of the Cellulite
Episode 3 - The Revenge of the Cellulite
Episode 4 - A Fat Hope
Episode 5 - The Cellulite Strikes Out
Episode 6 - The Lost of the Cellulite
so now am writing episode 5...come to think of it...i havent gotten any inspiration since October..almost half a year...but now I'M BACK!! have gathered enough information and done my proper reserach for my episode 5..*smilez*
havent met cellulite for a looooooooooooong time because i simply refused to meet her...and also, she's kinda busy and i'm kinda busy...although i had no idea what we were busy with...*laughs* anyway, just met up with her recently....and boy, she hasnt changed a single bit...*laughs*
mmm...actually, i thought she has put on some weight...*grins* although she was wearing black top and white pants...which seemingly is the best color combination to slim one's figure...i thought her face looked rounder and her arms are kinda flabby...but of course i CANNOT tell her for i knew she will get all defensive and then she might not be happy and i think it's rather rude..i myself would not want to hear "hey, you've put on weight right? so fat now!!" *laughs* so must be more tactful....
well..as usual, she was asking me and another friend if we had any guys in our life and i gave my usual answer "no" which is rather sad as this meant that i cannot "boast" to her...*laughs* initially, she just smiled shyly when i asked her the same question...but after a while, she started to list out all the guys who are apparently interested in her...she didnt say explicitly that they are keen on her...but well, from the tone and all, it's rather obvious loh...acutally, she has always been like that....always boasting that she's "surrounded" by guys..but never had i once seen her guy friends...which i really wonder if those guys are fact or fiction...*laughs* but then i realized one common area...these guys have ONLY seen her pictures and talked to her via msn or phone but have not met her personally....maybe that's why they are interested in her...because (1) she must have shown them her only and most beautiful picture and (2) she must have flirted with them on the telephone really well....*laughs*
a friend shared this with me...
her: hey, have you got any new guys in your life?
friend: no..so sad right?
her: i got a lot leh....
friend: ok...
hahaha! her skin really as thick as the elephant in mandai zoo sia...
i have another classic example...we were chatting via msn on another ocassion...
her: hey, have you got any new guys in your life?
me: no lah...no one likes me leh...you leh?
her: dont have also....your guy E leh?
me: huh? he's not mine lah...what about him? you want you go fling with him loh...*laughs*
her: aiyoh , dont want lah..i no need to fling with him..i got other guys to do that with...
me: is it? like who?
her: my friends lah...
me: i know your friends...but who???
her: *silence*
haha! see, cannot supply any names...still acting popular....*laughs* she can even boast that my friend is interested in her because she said my friend said to her... "hey, i like you leh" hahahahaha! little did she know..my friend said that PURPOSELY to test her reactions...*evil grin*
am writing this down for the benefit of guy E...*laughs* hopefully he gets to read this and know that he's the guy E i'm talking about....anyway, i'm 300% sure that cellulite is EXTREMELY interested in guy E...*laughs* when we first met for dinner...the 1st thing she talked about....GUY E...she was telling me that he doenst look that beng anymore with his shorter hair..and i was kinda baffled as i wasnt sure who was she talking about and why did she suddenly talked about him...then after much asking, she finally said that she met him for a drink one friday..it just so happen that both of them were in suntec and so they went for a drink...he's there for ktv and she's there for movie..and then i thought they were so fated to meet just like that but i was wrong...apparently they were messaging each other :"no lah, we will message each other when we go clubbing to see if the other is clubbing or not loh...then just happen we were both at suntec at that time" then i asked..."oh, so you message him first ah?" and she answered defensively..:"aiyah, cannot remember already..." *laughs* i think she messaged him first but too paiseh to admit that loh...WTF!! then we changed topic...and then suddenly, she went back to her drink date with guy E again...saying they were drinking at pauliner and then chatting...and apparently this is the first time she seen him in the light...blah blah blah blah...went on and on and on and on...on the way home in the cab...still talking about guy E...telling me about their chat..something about guy E being a economic rice store owner..*laughs* and then i said..."aiyah, you keep saying you got no potential around you...him loh!! and you 2 so fated to be able to meet in suntec...i friendss with him almost 8 years..also never met up with him for a drink before leh..." and she said..."ya horz...i think i shall go after him...haha!" frankly speaking, i think she's speaking the truth...she even commented that he's a nice guy and although look like beng..but a good-looking beng...*laughs* but i also think agree to a certain extent lah..because he's my friend mah...wahahahaha! anyway, this is not the 1st time i've talked about her and guy E...but i guess such things are cumulative..*laughs* really cannot wait to see her in action sia...so exciting!!!!!!!! then she forever start the topic about guy E using me as the excuse...forever asking me to go after him, to consider him, to blah blah blah....*yawnz* think she was jealous that i didnt ask her to go double O 3 saturdays ago as i met guy E there...she complained that i never asked her go clubbing...*laughs* actually i did ask..i asked if she wanna go MOS because i intended to go there...but she didnt reply... HOW IN THE WORLD I KNOW SHE'S INTERESTED IN DOUBLE O WHEN SHE DIDNT REPLY MY MESSAGE??? tsk tsk tsk...maybe my message to her should be "hey, am going XXXX with guy E, interested?" *laughs*
i think this time...cellulite is really striking back!! *laughs*
7 comments:
WOW WOW WOW!!! This is SUPER nice to read, omg!!! I had to stop myself from giggling in the office so bad, hahahahahahaha!
Nabei.....
Wooo the episodes are back hehee
indeed those are classical examples
you used about guy E n Cellulite,
seems she havent changed ah all this time hehee and the part about
the phone n msn n photo thingy, I
can't agree more muahahaha .. btw
the main series should be called
"Cell Wars" muahahaha :P
DL
>p.s your things cant seems to be
found, the belt i think i will
end up buying it online but the
clothes i went to the store, the
size you want dun have an also the
material not that nice leh ... :(
ai yo ai yo so kannasai. how can a person's skin be this thick what has the world become. obviously she doesnt know the definition of shame
pearlyn: thanks!!
guy E: not bad, you know it's you....hahahahaha...why so angry? you got admirer leh...
DL:haha! "cell wars"? that sound more like a doctor series...anyway, thanks for your present..cannot wait to see you and it in May!!! *muacks*
kel: well, i guess she has tons of self-confidence...anyway, hope you are feeling much better :)
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