auntie...you are so damn irritating!!!

BIG SIGHZ.....this auntie in my office is really getting up my nerves....she is such a BIG PAIN IN THE ASS!! seriously speaking, i really wonder how did this auntie manage to survive in the corporate world...maybe being a powerful auntie is the key to success!! fuck...now i have to start acting like an BIG FAT AUNTIE!! *laughs*

anyway....this aunite pisses the shit out of me...she has this power to really have me shouting at her....people who knows me know that i dont normally shout...or do i? mmm.....anyway that's besides the point...but i always have the irritated tone when speaking to her...and i think i am fucking rude..but i really really really cannot help it...whenever i talked to her..i will naturally feel IRRITATED...it's a natural...just like when you look at me...the very first thought that comes to your mind is PRETTY...*laughs* this auntie will ALWAYS without fail...share her gossips, news, whatever with us...but seriously, we are not interested at all...her whatever is always so boliao..it's like..she had to tell use because she just couldnt keep her trap shut..it's like..she always have to TALK!!! for example...while we were all at work..she will get all our attention and when i refused to give her mine..she will say..." hello everyone..i have something important to share...come come...." and then reluctantly i would give her the attention she wanted...and the important thing she wanted to tell us was......*drumrolls*......I CANT REMEMBER ALREADY..see it's so unimportant and insignificant that i simply cast it out of my memory...tsk tsk tsk

then this auntie...fucking kaypoh... every fucking thing she also want to know..want to chap one leg in...as long as it involves food...she everything also want to chap one leg..not that i dont want her to chap...but she chap ah...really only 1 leg....she everything also want..but everything also dont want to do....and her favorite pastime is DELEGATE...what the hell....recently, we have a breakfast thingy going on...to celebrate our relocation...and so me and mel was assigned this task to get the food...and so we assigned the food and all..and then suddenly this auntie...shoot a mail out and said she wanted a meeting to discuss this...WHAT RUBBISH!!!!???? discuss what? so stupid...since she's so keen on this...she shouldnt have gotten us to do it....so during the meeting...she wanted free gifts...she wanted more food..she wanted more $$$....she wanted this...she wanted that.....fucking hell...we had enough food and $$$...every manager is going to prepare some food and our HR person has collcted around 1000 bucks...IS SHE GOING TO FEED THE WHOLE OF SINGAPORE??? *mutter mutter*

then it was settled in the meeting that i would be going to the caterer to cater more dessert and drinks....and so when i got the food menu from the caterer...this auntie insisted on having her favorite food - water kuey (used hokkein to find out what food is this....haha) and i told her...." no leh..i thought we have decided to order more drinks and dessert kind of food..not this kind leh...." and this auntie replied..." no lah...xxx said leave it to us..we can order whatever we want...besides...this is my favorite food...." DUHZ....so what if it's your favorite..this is a breakfast for the team..not for you auntie!!! stupid leh..she insisted on that food...but ultimately i over-rode it by saying..." auntie, no one like this but you leh...we choose other things lah..." then she had no choice but to gave in...*chuckles* i simply refused to give in to her...who is she to determine the food to purchase..it has been agreed in the meeting that we shall order more dessert and drinks from the caterer...and there she went...demanding for her favorite food...who gives a fuck what food she like what she doesnt....stupid auntie...

then this auntie very horrible..always bully this little girl....she's a fresh poly grad...and so she's the youngest..and then this auntie ALWAYS arrow her to do this do that...and this little girl...is so irritated that she wanted to quit!!! see how hideous this auntie is.....such a monster....make the poor little girl so tired and irritated....and this little girl told me...last time...the old boss once told this auntie off...that she is not supposed to do the delegation...and the old boss will do it...so during the old boss era....this auntie will have to seek permission before giving extra work to this little girl...now the new boss is here..and so this auntie will delegate like there's no tomorrow...and because little girl is the most vulnerable...she attacks her mercilessly...poor girl...every extra work given to the girl MUST be treated with UTMOST IMPORTANCE and URGENCY...but the little girl has her own responsiblities to carry out as well...how can bully the girl until like that...must feedback to the boss...but wonder if the boss is free to entertain us...tsk tsk

this auntie is not the ugly and orbid looking kind..she looked kinda tai tai...and she's also a christian..but then she's like so damn....DUHZ...actually i am also a christian..but i swear and gossip about people openly...i think i am equally DUHZ... *laughs* but at least i am a nice gal...=) then this morning i recieved a bad news... boss wanted me to work with auntie on something....think i will have to do most of the work and she claim most of the credit...BIG SIGHZ...