OMG! after reading "new moon" and complained non-stop about how boring and how lame it is, i proceeded to read "eclipse". and guess what? i actually liked book 3. hahaha why? because they are actually fighting. but the only thing that i really detest? they are fighting for bella. seriously, what is so good about bella? she's super annoying and she wanted the best of both worlds. BIATCH, GET A LIFE. anyway, after "eclipse", i need to read "breaking dawn" because i need to know the ending. i NEED to, really need to. and so instead of asking around who has the book ( yes, i was that cheapskate and i am not willing to buy that book ), i simply went online and started reading it.
guess what? do i love or hate the book? i dont know. it's VERY lame, seriously. bella kept wanting to have sex with edward? what's wrong with her? but honestly, i dont mind too. not because i want to do it with edward ( okay, maybe i do ) but i want to try it with a vampire. it's really funny. the way the author described the whole thing. like edward got all violence and started destroying things but yet they can still make love? super weird and kinda freaky. and then when bella become vampire, she cant wait to have more sex with edward. what has this become a porn book? hahaha but seriously, the author is giving false hopes to the teenagers out there. real sex is NOT like what she described AT ALL. real sex is more like porn, in my opinion that is. so teenagers out there, STOP FANTASIZING, EDWARD IS NOT REAL. HE'S TOO PERFECT TO BE REAL.
anyway, so i was reading on how bella got married to edward, had sex, gave birth, turned into a vampire and all the shit. and guess what? i actually dreamt that I BECOME A VAMPIRE! seriously, i actually dreamt that i become a vampire. i have no idea how but in my dream, i was hunting with edward! hahaha seriously, we were running through the forest and we were chasing a lion, my favorite animal!!!! and then we were jumping and leaping and running. and in my dream, i kept saying to myself " OMG, I AM A VAMPIRE " . seriously, i think i am going mad. seriously mad. and to think that i hate the Twilight Saga.
can someone tell me what is wrong with me?
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