not sure if i have mentioned before, but the members in my gym seriously do the darnest thing! every time i was in the gym, i will see the most amazingly weird stuffs. and trust me, it's not just weird, it's amazingly weird. so weird that i always wonder why. haha
well, to start with, i am always seeing naked women in the gym toilet. well, it's normal for women to be naked after showering and between changing BUT, these women are M-A-D. seriously. for some reason or another, most of these women think that the gym public area is their private bathroom. they will shower, walked out of the shower with the towel wrapping their hair and the body is fully exposed. women of ALL AGES do this. so i have actaully seen old and young, bushy and bare, kept and unkept pussies. on top of that, i have seen big, small, saggy, firm, perky tits. you named it, i've seen it. not that i want to see it but they were just strutting about the gym's toilet and as if they are victoria secret's models.
also, there was this time, this lady was doing her breast self examination right in front of everyone. she was basically standing in front of the mirror and examining her breasts. pressing here, pressing there, looking for lumps or whatsoever. seriously, what's wrong with her? cant she do this at home? in her own private toilet? why is she doing that in public? mmm, maybe she is some doctor and is trying to tell the rest of us that it's VERY important to do this examination everyday. a friend commented that those are new breasts and so she's admiring them. HAHAHA.
and there was another lady, she showered, walked to her locker and took her towel off to wipe herself dry. after that, she put on her undies. well, under normal circumstances, one would think that she's going to put on her bra but guess what? this is not normal. she started to wear her shoes. and yeah, so there she was, in her undies, putting her pair of shoes. did she think that it's super sexy to be doing that? and seriously, whatever she has, we all have. who is she trying to seduce. seriously.
actually, guys are equally weird. and NO, i did not have access to the guy's toilet. but i do see guys in the workout area. there was this time, i was doing sit-ups at some sit-up bench. and then suddenly i heard some noises. it sounded like when a guy was having sex and almost cum-ing. seriously, im not lying. in my mind, i was like " WTH, is he masturbating or what? " but when i turn to look at the guy next to me ( who was making those noises ), basically, he was just doing sit-ups like i am. omg, didnt know doing sit-ups can give you orgasm. hahaha. i was trying so hard not to laugh that i just finished it and walked away.
another time, there was this guy. he was staring at himself at the mirror for like a whole 5 minutes. basically, he was observing his nonexistent muscles. i have no idea what was he admiring about. his triceps? his biceps? his whatever-ceps? it's really funny. i was trying so hard not to laugh. and after admiring himself, he stepped up to the machine and started exercising his abs. and as he exercised, he was still staring in the mirror. i guess he was looking at where he should exercise more and if he was exercising the right part. it was really hilarious. i mean seriously, i know you have to look at yourself while exercising but this guy was admiring himself. he gave out the vibe that he believed he had the BEST body and is working now to maintain it. seriously, it's NON-EXISTENT.
oh well, so far, these are some interesting thing that i have seen during my time spent in the gym. i must say, everyday, i learn something new about people. maybe there are some people out there who thinks that im super weird and kept staring at them. but seriously, i CANNOT help it. *smilez*
well, to start with, i am always seeing naked women in the gym toilet. well, it's normal for women to be naked after showering and between changing BUT, these women are M-A-D. seriously. for some reason or another, most of these women think that the gym public area is their private bathroom. they will shower, walked out of the shower with the towel wrapping their hair and the body is fully exposed. women of ALL AGES do this. so i have actaully seen old and young, bushy and bare, kept and unkept pussies. on top of that, i have seen big, small, saggy, firm, perky tits. you named it, i've seen it. not that i want to see it but they were just strutting about the gym's toilet and as if they are victoria secret's models.
also, there was this time, this lady was doing her breast self examination right in front of everyone. she was basically standing in front of the mirror and examining her breasts. pressing here, pressing there, looking for lumps or whatsoever. seriously, what's wrong with her? cant she do this at home? in her own private toilet? why is she doing that in public? mmm, maybe she is some doctor and is trying to tell the rest of us that it's VERY important to do this examination everyday. a friend commented that those are new breasts and so she's admiring them. HAHAHA.
and there was another lady, she showered, walked to her locker and took her towel off to wipe herself dry. after that, she put on her undies. well, under normal circumstances, one would think that she's going to put on her bra but guess what? this is not normal. she started to wear her shoes. and yeah, so there she was, in her undies, putting her pair of shoes. did she think that it's super sexy to be doing that? and seriously, whatever she has, we all have. who is she trying to seduce. seriously.
actually, guys are equally weird. and NO, i did not have access to the guy's toilet. but i do see guys in the workout area. there was this time, i was doing sit-ups at some sit-up bench. and then suddenly i heard some noises. it sounded like when a guy was having sex and almost cum-ing. seriously, im not lying. in my mind, i was like " WTH, is he masturbating or what? " but when i turn to look at the guy next to me ( who was making those noises ), basically, he was just doing sit-ups like i am. omg, didnt know doing sit-ups can give you orgasm. hahaha. i was trying so hard not to laugh that i just finished it and walked away.
another time, there was this guy. he was staring at himself at the mirror for like a whole 5 minutes. basically, he was observing his nonexistent muscles. i have no idea what was he admiring about. his triceps? his biceps? his whatever-ceps? it's really funny. i was trying so hard not to laugh. and after admiring himself, he stepped up to the machine and started exercising his abs. and as he exercised, he was still staring in the mirror. i guess he was looking at where he should exercise more and if he was exercising the right part. it was really hilarious. i mean seriously, i know you have to look at yourself while exercising but this guy was admiring himself. he gave out the vibe that he believed he had the BEST body and is working now to maintain it. seriously, it's NON-EXISTENT.
oh well, so far, these are some interesting thing that i have seen during my time spent in the gym. i must say, everyday, i learn something new about people. maybe there are some people out there who thinks that im super weird and kept staring at them. but seriously, i CANNOT help it. *smilez*
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