last friday..i had a very bad encounter with the guys' toilet in my office...yes, you didnt read wrong.it's the GUYS' TOILET.. hahaha! this is what happened...
last friday evening, the ladies was undergoing some renovation work...which in my opinion, didnt change the toilets much..anyway, we're not allowed to use it and so we're only left with the handicapped toilet on the other side of the office...so being really urgent, i requested to just cross over to the other side using the guys' toilet and the renovation workers told me that it's fine...and so happily, i trotted in..admiring the urinals and cubicles (joking!)...suddenly, i saw a guy tidying his hair in front of the sink..hahaha! i must have shocked him as he looked really really shocked to see me sneaking past him..i apologized profusely and ran out of the toilet...hahaha! then not wanting to repeat the same procedure, i took the long walk back to my side of the office..but it was a wrong move....the guy whom i saw in the toilet was just there talking to the other colleagues about me..hahahaha! i apologized and explained that i was urgent and that the workers told me that it's clear..well, the guy was not offended but they all thought i was really funny to do that..hahaha! i guess it must be really weird to see the opposite sex walking past you in the toilet...
then, later during the evening...was staying back to clear some work..and got really urgent and need to pee...similiarly, was too lazy to walk the long way and thus decided to cut through the toilet...but on 2nd thoughts, i decided to use the guy's toilets instead..hahahaha..well, it's rather late in the evening and i would assume that there's no one there...so me and another colleague , a lady, went in..and lo and behold..it's soooooooooooooo smelly!!! i didnt know that guys can be sooooooo dirty..and their piss stink like nobody's businesss...seriously, what do you guys eat? the toilet is soooooooo smelly and dirty...no wonder another colleague of mine, a guy, has been complaining that the guys' toilet stinks... seriously, i thought the ladies will be dirtier with some girls who cannot aim properly and who disposed of their pads any-o-howly..but well, the guys are even worse...hahahaha! seriously, i think humans need to be toilet-trained...
last friday evening, the ladies was undergoing some renovation work...which in my opinion, didnt change the toilets much..anyway, we're not allowed to use it and so we're only left with the handicapped toilet on the other side of the office...so being really urgent, i requested to just cross over to the other side using the guys' toilet and the renovation workers told me that it's fine...and so happily, i trotted in..admiring the urinals and cubicles (joking!)...suddenly, i saw a guy tidying his hair in front of the sink..hahaha! i must have shocked him as he looked really really shocked to see me sneaking past him..i apologized profusely and ran out of the toilet...hahaha! then not wanting to repeat the same procedure, i took the long walk back to my side of the office..but it was a wrong move....the guy whom i saw in the toilet was just there talking to the other colleagues about me..hahahaha! i apologized and explained that i was urgent and that the workers told me that it's clear..well, the guy was not offended but they all thought i was really funny to do that..hahaha! i guess it must be really weird to see the opposite sex walking past you in the toilet...
then, later during the evening...was staying back to clear some work..and got really urgent and need to pee...similiarly, was too lazy to walk the long way and thus decided to cut through the toilet...but on 2nd thoughts, i decided to use the guy's toilets instead..hahahaha..well, it's rather late in the evening and i would assume that there's no one there...so me and another colleague , a lady, went in..and lo and behold..it's soooooooooooooo smelly!!! i didnt know that guys can be sooooooo dirty..and their piss stink like nobody's businesss...seriously, what do you guys eat? the toilet is soooooooo smelly and dirty...no wonder another colleague of mine, a guy, has been complaining that the guys' toilet stinks... seriously, i thought the ladies will be dirtier with some girls who cannot aim properly and who disposed of their pads any-o-howly..but well, the guys are even worse...hahahaha! seriously, i think humans need to be toilet-trained...
maybe a new business oppportunity - toilet training for men and women...hahahahaha!
1 comments:
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
this is super funny leh ha ha ha ha
its not that all guys are like that
some guys just simple failed their
shooting test, no marksmanship nvm
worst still they super "sprayed"
everywhere :) therefore you saw what
you saw :P
DL
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