havent been updating for quite some time..not that i have nothing to write..but just that i'm too lazy...*laughs* so here's a summary of the days of my life from 08/28/06 to 09/04/06...
Summer Party 2006
after i came back from my KL trip...it's time to party..at my office's summer party..it's held at sentosa...at palawan beach and the theme is retro..which i think it's quite dumb...retro @ the beach? *laughs* anyway, there's free flow of alcohol ( yes, alcohol = beer and hard liquor), free flow of food ( but the food sucks), free air-brush tattoo, free massage, free palmistry, free crystal-grazing...basically, it's a PARTY! really cool... brought my friend along and her boyfriend..but sadly, my friend treat it more like a date with her boyfriend than with me..the WHOLE TIME...she and her boyfriend was ALWAYS together...i dont even have 5 minutes alone with her...wasted my tickers...many times, my colleagues asked.." hey, who did you bring? " and i always replied.." my friend AND her boyfriend and they have disappeared... " how ironic is this... anyway, i managed to get 2 bottles of hard liquor - tequila and gin and 5 bottles of beer...*laughs* i managed to persuade the bartenders at my party to give me 2 bottles within 5 minutes...i think i'm good *winks* only 5 bottles of beer because that's the total number of bottles i can carry to my car after the party...*laughs*
Is it good to have an uncle who looks young and hip?
i have an uncle...i'm quite close to him..he's smart, hip and not that young but looks really young.rich and established too...has everything that i would want - career, car, house, cash...anyway, i was with him 1 saturday and on that day alone...3 persons thought that he's MY BOYFRIEND!! *gasps* in the morning..i was at his house..and then this young man was helping him to install some things..and then we were talking and then he was asking me what my uncle does and all..and i told him and then he said.. " wah, so established when he's so young " and i said.." young? no lah, he's old already...40 plus and he's my uncle " and he was like.. " no lah, cannot be... i thought he was your friend " *laughs* then later while having lunch at some hawker center...as i didnt bring any money...the lady came and i told her i had no money..then my uncle came along and paid for it..the lady said.." it's right for the guy to pay mah " wah..win already....then later at night..while shopping at orchard...bump into mr chong...and later he told me..." i didnt know your uncle look so young.thought you out dating.. " sighz..is it a good or bad thing to have a young and hip uncle??? *shrugs*
I am NOT a PIMP!
i have no idea why...but i always have guy friends saying this to me.." hey, got girls to intro to me? " sighz...does my face shout "PIMP"???!!! seriously, what makes my guy friends think that i have girls to intro to them...what makes them think that my girl friends are not attached? one of them even asked further.." are they attached for long? " seriously, if they are not...does that mean that my guy friends stand a chance of breaking up a blossoming relationship? seriously, do guys really only think with their dicks? argh! i think the next guy who said this to me.. i'm going to say.." i intro MYSELF to you and i'm rejecting you NOW! " *laughs*
I cannot be lazy with my words
recently..i have been rather lazy with my words...*laughs* will cite 2 examples...there was this day..i went over to my colleague..my intention is to ask for his indonesian-english dictionary..and so i went to him and asked.." hey, can i borrow your dict? " i guess the word "dict" sounded very much like "dick" and he looked at me with a shocked face...and so i went.." i meant your dictionary... " *laughs* then just today..i was typing a msn message to mr chong...my intention is to ask him if he wants to borrow "sex and the city" DVDs..and i just typed.." hey, you want sex? " *laughs* this is baddddddddd...
Crocodile Hunter is dead...*sob*
Summer Party 2006
after i came back from my KL trip...it's time to party..at my office's summer party..it's held at sentosa...at palawan beach and the theme is retro..which i think it's quite dumb...retro @ the beach? *laughs* anyway, there's free flow of alcohol ( yes, alcohol = beer and hard liquor), free flow of food ( but the food sucks), free air-brush tattoo, free massage, free palmistry, free crystal-grazing...basically, it's a PARTY! really cool... brought my friend along and her boyfriend..but sadly, my friend treat it more like a date with her boyfriend than with me..the WHOLE TIME...she and her boyfriend was ALWAYS together...i dont even have 5 minutes alone with her...wasted my tickers...many times, my colleagues asked.." hey, who did you bring? " and i always replied.." my friend AND her boyfriend and they have disappeared... " how ironic is this... anyway, i managed to get 2 bottles of hard liquor - tequila and gin and 5 bottles of beer...*laughs* i managed to persuade the bartenders at my party to give me 2 bottles within 5 minutes...i think i'm good *winks* only 5 bottles of beer because that's the total number of bottles i can carry to my car after the party...*laughs*
Is it good to have an uncle who looks young and hip?
i have an uncle...i'm quite close to him..he's smart, hip and not that young but looks really young.rich and established too...has everything that i would want - career, car, house, cash...anyway, i was with him 1 saturday and on that day alone...3 persons thought that he's MY BOYFRIEND!! *gasps* in the morning..i was at his house..and then this young man was helping him to install some things..and then we were talking and then he was asking me what my uncle does and all..and i told him and then he said.. " wah, so established when he's so young " and i said.." young? no lah, he's old already...40 plus and he's my uncle " and he was like.. " no lah, cannot be... i thought he was your friend " *laughs* then later while having lunch at some hawker center...as i didnt bring any money...the lady came and i told her i had no money..then my uncle came along and paid for it..the lady said.." it's right for the guy to pay mah " wah..win already....then later at night..while shopping at orchard...bump into mr chong...and later he told me..." i didnt know your uncle look so young.thought you out dating.. " sighz..is it a good or bad thing to have a young and hip uncle??? *shrugs*
I am NOT a PIMP!
i have no idea why...but i always have guy friends saying this to me.." hey, got girls to intro to me? " sighz...does my face shout "PIMP"???!!! seriously, what makes my guy friends think that i have girls to intro to them...what makes them think that my girl friends are not attached? one of them even asked further.." are they attached for long? " seriously, if they are not...does that mean that my guy friends stand a chance of breaking up a blossoming relationship? seriously, do guys really only think with their dicks? argh! i think the next guy who said this to me.. i'm going to say.." i intro MYSELF to you and i'm rejecting you NOW! " *laughs*
I cannot be lazy with my words
recently..i have been rather lazy with my words...*laughs* will cite 2 examples...there was this day..i went over to my colleague..my intention is to ask for his indonesian-english dictionary..and so i went to him and asked.." hey, can i borrow your dict? " i guess the word "dict" sounded very much like "dick" and he looked at me with a shocked face...and so i went.." i meant your dictionary... " *laughs* then just today..i was typing a msn message to mr chong...my intention is to ask him if he wants to borrow "sex and the city" DVDs..and i just typed.." hey, you want sex? " *laughs* this is baddddddddd...
Crocodile Hunter is dead...*sob*
Steve Irwin aka Crocodile Hunter is dead...he was killed by a stingray...this is so sad and so ironic... although i'm not a big fan of his..but somehow, i've always enjoyed his shows..i like the ways he handles those crocodiles with his bare hands...and the love he had for the reptiles...i mean most people would think that one fine day, he would be killed by the enormous reptiles because of the close contact but somehow, he's killed by the less deadly animals that he always handles...seriously, when i first heard the news..i wasnt very sure it's for real..but i guess...it's for real...so sad...no idea why i was sad..but somehow, i just feel sad... *sob* anyway, i will always remember him...seriously i will...although i have very small memory space....*smilez*
basically, these are the few more interesting aspects..the rest of my days..i spent it normally...sleep, eat, shop, watch tv...*laughs* i need to spice up my life!
4 comments:
if i were single, i'd want a young and hip uncle, so that i can go out with him and he can introduce his also young and hip friends to me mah! hahaha...
yah, was very shocked that croc man passed away. it's really a great loss. :( i love his passion on tv.
dee
Dee: well, the only problem is my uncle is NOT young and he's the ONLY one who looks hip...*laughs* all his friends are already daddies! :P
i'm shocked when u asked if i wan "sex".......
LOL.
You should have brought me to the Summer Party! Kekeke. Bad move to bring a couple there.
Mr. Chong
mr chong: hahaha..sorry ah, guess i'm fundanmentally lazy...yup, will bring you next year..confirmed!
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