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Friday, March 31, 2006

men's talk

saw a pair of guy colleagues chatting over lunch at the pantry the other day...dropped by and asked :" mind if i join in? your fruits look nice..." hahaha! obviously, they were polite enough not to reject me...and i asked them what were they sharing..and the reply was "Men's Talk"...what's men's talk? what do men talk about? and the common answer i got was..."SHAVING"...*shrugs*

what's there to talk about shaving? discuss about the different brands of shavers? the types of shavers? how much can be talked about in such topics?? i really really wonder...we girls never talk about that...if we were to talk about shaving..it would be "WHERE" and not what, how, who etc... anyway, since we were at this topic, i asked :" do you guys shave your armpits? " haha! and both of them went " ewwwwww, no way, that's so unnatural..the hair is meant to protect "... i didnt know that!!!! was that why guys' legs are more hairy so that they can protect their legs during war?? and so pubic hair is also meant to protect whatsoever lies within??? but personally, i thought it's cleaner without pubic hair...BUT we all agreed that it's a MUST for girls to shave the armpit's hair..it's damn gross if a girl doesnt...*shudders*

then somehow, from pubic hair..it went to toilet urinals...i asked :" do you guys use that? " and they both went.." yaaaa, why not? " mmm..i used to get feedback from my other friends that they rather use the cubicles..and the conclusion drawn was they are not confident of themselves...*laughs* and so i asked :" do you peek over? " haha! and the unanimous answer is " no, what for? " "comparision? " was my reply...haha and then one of them suggested that the size of the penis is actually porpotionate to the size of a man's feet...another said it's the middle finger...but i heard it's the size of the palm...*laughs* wonder which of these is true...any scientific findings on this? but apparently, the size of one's ear is the size of one's nose!!!

and am not sure why but the conversation carried forward to this question: DO WHALES HAVE PENISES??? *laughs* whales are mammals and they should have...but when one watch documentary, you dont see something dangling about when a whale swims...so where's the penis??? and one of them commented this:" you dont see one dangling about for a gymnast also right? " hahaha! but a gymnast has a piece of cloth...so the whale's fats is the layer that holds the penis in? *laughs* this conversation is getting too weird...

so is this a typical men's talk?? haha! only the men will know......

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahaha :) now I know how the whale topic came about :)

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