recently was reading this book by sidney shieldon...and somehow, the main character in the book is a man with a HUGE dick... and he's damn proud of it and many women had enjoyed it and blah blah blah...then i really wonder...DOES SIZE REALLY MATTER???
recently, somehow...in a way or another...have been discussing the most unusual topic with my friends...the size of a dick...*laughs* such a concident!!
it all started because somehow, i managed to watch tammy's video...oops! *laughs* and i thought the guy's dick was rather big...i felt that it was so big that i thought it seemed painful for tammy...anyway, that's just an observation....and so i asked a guy who had seen the video as well..."hey, is that guy's dick big or is it normal?" and he replied:"yeah, kinda big..." *laughs* so that guy's dick is big... and that's the conclusion i had after the conversation with him....
after a few days...met up with a close guy friends...and then i asked him if he had seen the video and he said yup and again i asked :" is that guy's dick unusally big? " and to which he replied.."alright lah, only slightly longer than mine" haha! *fainted* anyway, he then confirmed that it's rather big...and then i asked:"so what's the normal length of a dick?" and this drew a weird conclusion from the guys: a dick is inversely proportional to a guy's built...actually, i felt that a dick is inversely proportional to a guy's brains...*laughs* after a whole load of laughter and exchange of sarcastic remarks among the guys...they did not give me any conclusion...
than later in the night...was not sure how it started...but another guy friend said that he had a 6-inch dick...*laughs* then i went to check a ruler and realize that 6-inch is about 15 cm...and i personally thought it's quite long...*laughs* but have no comment on this and it's self-explanatory why...but my question is....WHAT IS THE USUAL LENGTH OF A MAN'S DICK?
since the guys refused to answer...i asked the girls...*laughs* 2 of my girl pals said they had no idea what is the benchmark...but they also think that 6 inch is rather long...another girl friend commented that she prefers a 4 - 5 inch as a 6 inch would be too big for her and her boyfriend's a 5 inch...haha! so this leads me to the question...DOES SIZE REALLY MATTERS? what's the use of a long and big dick? would it be more troublesome to handle? what if the size of a dick is really inversely proportional to a guy's brains...would a guy prefer a huge dick with puny brains or a puny dick with huge brains?
guys are always comparing the length and diameter of the dick....but do any girls compare the width and breadth of the hole? *laughs* i think men are measured on the length while women are measured on the size of their boobs....i think most guys prefer a C cup...frankly speaking, i personally prefer a B....talking about boobs....last saturday, went windsurfing...was in the changing room...and this woman came out stark naked..was not shocked..but i thought her boobs looked perky...*laughs*
recently, somehow...in a way or another...have been discussing the most unusual topic with my friends...the size of a dick...*laughs* such a concident!!
it all started because somehow, i managed to watch tammy's video...oops! *laughs* and i thought the guy's dick was rather big...i felt that it was so big that i thought it seemed painful for tammy...anyway, that's just an observation....and so i asked a guy who had seen the video as well..."hey, is that guy's dick big or is it normal?" and he replied:"yeah, kinda big..." *laughs* so that guy's dick is big... and that's the conclusion i had after the conversation with him....
after a few days...met up with a close guy friends...and then i asked him if he had seen the video and he said yup and again i asked :" is that guy's dick unusally big? " and to which he replied.."alright lah, only slightly longer than mine" haha! *fainted* anyway, he then confirmed that it's rather big...and then i asked:"so what's the normal length of a dick?" and this drew a weird conclusion from the guys: a dick is inversely proportional to a guy's built...actually, i felt that a dick is inversely proportional to a guy's brains...*laughs* after a whole load of laughter and exchange of sarcastic remarks among the guys...they did not give me any conclusion...
than later in the night...was not sure how it started...but another guy friend said that he had a 6-inch dick...*laughs* then i went to check a ruler and realize that 6-inch is about 15 cm...and i personally thought it's quite long...*laughs* but have no comment on this and it's self-explanatory why...but my question is....WHAT IS THE USUAL LENGTH OF A MAN'S DICK?
since the guys refused to answer...i asked the girls...*laughs* 2 of my girl pals said they had no idea what is the benchmark...but they also think that 6 inch is rather long...another girl friend commented that she prefers a 4 - 5 inch as a 6 inch would be too big for her and her boyfriend's a 5 inch...haha! so this leads me to the question...DOES SIZE REALLY MATTERS? what's the use of a long and big dick? would it be more troublesome to handle? what if the size of a dick is really inversely proportional to a guy's brains...would a guy prefer a huge dick with puny brains or a puny dick with huge brains?
guys are always comparing the length and diameter of the dick....but do any girls compare the width and breadth of the hole? *laughs* i think men are measured on the length while women are measured on the size of their boobs....i think most guys prefer a C cup...frankly speaking, i personally prefer a B....talking about boobs....last saturday, went windsurfing...was in the changing room...and this woman came out stark naked..was not shocked..but i thought her boobs looked perky...*laughs*
6 comments:
yah lah, size matters lah
the longer it is, the more pattern u can have mah .....
you go try lah, try already tell us the verdict
think not the size lah its the thickness that matters heheee
WOW! This is by far the best post you've ever written. Haha.
I guess whether size matters, it differs for everybody?
~zhixiang
annoymous #1: more pattern with more length? *laughs* i will try to try and give the verdict..but i reckon not so soon..*laughs*
annoymous #2: not sure if you are the same person...but i think it's length and breadth..imagine, if it's a 7 inch long and 2 inch thick..it's like a stick..and if it's 4 inch long and 3 inch thick..it's like a potato!! haha! so it must be considerably long and thick!! *laughs*
zhixiang: haha!i guess you are right..so you think i should write more about dicks and boobs? *laughs*
yes, i think you should, would have more readers once words get around. :D
i've left on a comment on my own blog to reply your comment. haha
~zhixiang
Of course it matters! It opens up one more career option!
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