it was just 2 months ago that i last bitched about cellulite...now i'm back with another entry...*laughs* within the last 2 months..i went out with her twice..and during these 2 meetings..she had displayed her interesting characteristics again...and so my bitching starts again...here it goes...
Meeting #1:
on a saturday night...a mutual friend (A) and I decided it's time to meet up with cellulite for dinner and a get-together..we were university mates..and sort of hung out together back then...so on that night, we met up in orchard for japanese dinner...during dinner time..she kept talking about this guy whom she had been contacting for quite some time...subtlely hinting to us that this guy is interested in her but she found him too decent...blah blah blah...as usual, she likes to update people on her dates and how much her dates love her and how much she doenst love them...blah blah blah...seriously, i guess this decent guy must be either blind or fucking desperate...or cellulite might have shown him another facade...no one really knows..because i could only always hear her side of the story..never the other side...so maybe cellulite is just making up a story...
after dinner, we made our way down to velvet...wanting to introduce one of my colleague to her..although i have pre-warned my colleague that cellulite is not that fantastic....anyway, my colleague also commented that she's kinda ugly and auntified! *laughs* so we made our way down..and it was soooooo boring...the music was alright..the crowd was boring...so we decieded to order 2 jugs of long island tea...and when the waitress came with the bill, i didnt offer to take out my card because i dont want cellulite to owe me money knowing how bad she is..and guess what? she LOOKED AT ME...expecting me to bring out my card to pay for the drinks! fucking hell sia...and so i had no choice as the waitress was waiting and forked out my card...*argh*
well, we tried to enjoy ourselves by going to the dance floor to dance...and while we were dancing...there were 2 indians and an old man behind cellulite..and somehow, she danced TOWARDS them...seriously, i have no idea why...and then A was kind enough to pull her back...informing her that there's people behind her...and after pullling her back...cellulite DANCED TOWARDS the 2 indians AGAIN! what a shock we all have..and within seconds...they were all over each other...seriously...i think she's fucking desperate...after a while, we got tired..and A told cellulite.." hey, i'm going home now..let's go "..and guess what cellulite said? she said..." okay, you go ahead...bye! " OMFG...can anyone believe that? i mean if she wants to get naughty in clubs...fine, but now that we're leaving her alone in the club....she's totally okay with it...seriously, i think she thinks she's a player...but if you ask me..it's more like whore... haha!
so A left and i left with another friend and her boyfriend..we deicded to pop by butter factory as my guy colleague was there...so i asked cellulite if she wanted to leave..she told me.." no, i dont want to leave..you want to go butter..you go ahead...bye! " seriously, i think she has a PHD - permanent head damage! so we left without her...however, we made our way back to velvet because...eh, this is not important..anyway, we were back in velvet..and guess what...i spotted cellulite and the 2 indians at the corridor...she was in the arms of one of them...and the other one was standing slightly behind her with his hands DOWN HER JEANS...i was soooooooo shocked..how could she allow one guy to move his hands INSIDE her jeans while she continued to flirt with the other???? seriously, if the indiands were of bollywood calibre...fine, she did her QC...but these 2 indians..trust me..they are not the bollywood calibre..they are more like the bollywood roadsweepers..although they claimed to be air stewards of Air India! hahahaha! and armed with this...cellulite insisted that they were good-looking...but 6 pairs of eyes insisted that they are ugly...hence, i rest my case...*shrugs*
and because she owed me 20 bucks for the drinks and i want my money back..i kept bugging her to return me my money..and she kept saying that her money is in her bag which is outside...and so i followed her to the bag counter to demand my money back...it's only 20 bucks and it took me 30 minutes to get my money back...she kept saying that her money is in her bag and i kept repeating that i need the 20 bucks because i need the cash to take cab home..which by the way is true...and then she kept saying that she's leaving soon and all...but after she said that.she just continued to stayed at the same spot and flirt with the 2 indians..i was so irritated..that i kept bugging her and "escort" her to the bag counter to collect her bag..and after collecting her bag..she took like 5 minutes to rummage through her small bag to look for 20 bucks for me...duhz, trying to delay the time right? thinking that i would say..." aiyah, it's alright..you pay me another time... " over my dead body!! she had to return me money ASAP! finally she found my money and i asked her 1 last time if she's coming home with me..and she replied.." eh, you go ahead..my friend is coming to pick me up... " okay, whatever! am really doubting her words that she didnt have a threesome with the 2 indians...*laughs*
in conclusion..i think she is behaving and thinking like a WHORE!!!!!!!!!!
Meeting #2:
just last week...i was soooooooo bored that when she asked me to go double o with her..i actually agreed..hahaha! i was reluctant as she's going with her collegue ( a guy) and another ah lian and ah lian's colleagues..given such a situation..if i were to go..i would DEFINITELY be cast aside...but because i was sooooo bored and it's a saturday night..i agreed to go with her....so i met her around 10 plus and we took a cab down...and during the cab trip, i was just telling her about the taxi accident that i've gotten..and she couldnt bear to lose out..she started describing her experience with a taxi accident..and hers was such a tiny one..it's only a slight bang and she had to go on and on and on and on and on and on about it...*screams and pulls hair* what is her problem? must she always "win" me in whatever situation? weird woman...
anyway, as expected..the moment we reached there..she ignored me and started to flirt with her colleague..funnily, her colleague is not bad-looking but gayish...and dont know why he could acutally flirt back with cellulite...and so i stood there with a jug of vodka orange, looking bored...*sighz*...then she saw her neighbor (guy) and started to flirt with him again..and there i was, looking bored with my 3/4 full jug of vodka orange...and lucky for me, the neighbor was here with a group of friends and they sort of like started talking to me...and so i had company...*laughs* i guess cellulite might be jealous that i was acutally picked up by so many guys and asked me if we exchanged numbers...crazy, i dont even remember their names and looks! haha! anyway, the ah lian and her friends decided to go to the dance floor and so i went along....thinking that cellulite would follow us..but hell, i was wrong...and so i went around searching for her...and guess what? i bumped into GUY E! hahahahaha...and so not wanting to miss out more shows..i brought guy E to cellulite and i can swear that her face literally LIT UP! *laughs* little did she know..guy E was just telling me that cellulite messaged him 2 weeks ago to ask if he's clubbing and guy E lied to her that his hp went low on battery when she questioned him on why he didnt reply her message..*laughs*
side-tracked a little..guy E is actually interested in ah lian..actually, kinda expect it to happen this way because guy E is an ah beng...haha! and apparently, ah lian told guy E that she's single and available..and i broke the bubble by telling guy E that she's lying to him...but then again, i guess guy E doenst really care because he can just fuck and throw away...*laughs* anyway, i think this ah lian and her boyfriend could be having problems..she's already attached but she went around telling people that she's single...and she continued to flirt outrageously with guys when her boyfriend was not around...seriously, are such people call "sluts"? *shrugs*
anyway, that night she was hanging out with the neighbor..can see that she's trying EXTREMELY HARD to seduce him..but somehow i think she failed...still need my help before she could steal a kiss from him..i felt kinda bad to make him kiss an ugly auntie...hahahha! and then another moment i saw her hugging her colleague...in an intimate manner...and then suddenly i saw her hugging guy E when guy E was about to leave..didnt know that her way of saying goodbye is by hugging..guess she must have enjoyed herself very much...but sadly, he's interested in ah lian...*laughs* basically, if i were to questioned her on her behavior..she would just say.." aiyah, i'm having fun mah..now i've learnt to have more fun...you also very happening right? " duhz?! what has it got to do with ME? if you ask me...i think if anyone were to comment that she's behaving like a bitch..she would DEFINITELY insist that it's ME who had taught her to behave that way...seriously, i dont know why she always has to put me down...
anyway, towards the later part of the night..she fell alseep on the couch...it was sooooooo unglam..but then again, even when she's all make-up and dressed-up..she still look unglam...*laughs* and so i let her sleep for a while...and when i woke her up..she just kept mumbing that she wanted to sleep...so i told her..." hey, i'm going off..let's go... " and then she mumbled that she wanted to sleep again..i very much wanted to leave but her colleague asked me to send her home as we live very near each other...and so i had to keep pestering her to go home with me..and guess what she said? she said..." where's my neighbor ah? " fuck lah..what neighbor? there's only me...there i was..trying to get her home..and there she was..kept asking about her neighbor...eveyrtime i managed to wake her up..she would only ASKED THE WHEREABOUTS OF HER NEIGHBOR! i got so fed-up that i just left the club..and messaged her one last time... " hey, i'm downstairs now...outside...going home..you wanna come now? if not i'm leaving! " and her reply was.." did you see my neighbor? " what the fuck??!!! neighbor again? then i replied.." no i didnt and i dont really care...so you coming down now? " and she finally replied.." yes, wait for me..coming now.. " and when she's down....she kept insisting that she's not drunk..she's sober but sleepy...well, whatever!
then we bumped into her neighbor's friend and she started asking him about the neighbor AGAIN...with all the hustle and bustle..i got so tired and hungry that i persuaded them to go eat with me...*laughs* and so we went to the coffee shop down the road..and while we were eating..she kept saying this... " wah, damn sianz..drink so much still so sober...i cannot get high already....sianz.. " the friend and i just kept quiet and ate..and she repeated herself again in another few mintues time...and finally, one of us asked if she drank a lot..and as usual..she said yes...blah blah blah..but seirously, i didnt really see her drink...*shrugs* then as we were about to leave...her colleague came by and they started to flirt again....*argh* i wanted to go home already...my body language was so obvious...i was sitting with my back facing them and giving her the " i want to go home " look but she ignored me and continued chatting...finally, after the neighbor's friend got into a cab....i said.." hey, you guys continue talking..i'm going home now... " and i stood up..all ready to go..and she finally said.. " okok, i'm coming with you... " okay, now i know how to make her go home with me...but i could see her unwillingness to leave...and in the cab, she once again emphasize that she drank a lot but yet she's sober....seriously, i felt like telling her..." whatever, i dont give a fuck! " but i just looked out of the window and pretended to be asleep...*laughs*
tsk tsk tsk....seriously, i dont know why am i still maintaining a friendship with her...can someone enlighten me please? thanks! :)