am i PREGNANT???!!!

oh holy cow... wonder if i'm pregnant... vomitted my dinner last night...felt cold suddenly...headache...went to sleep early...woke up late... feeling cold...no appetitie....after lunch... feel like vomitting again...oh my god...am i PREGNANT???!!! *gasps* EVERYONE whom i told about my vomitting asked me only one question...."ARE YOU PREGNANT???" mmm...how should i answer? duhz....think i just asked a very stupid question...anyway...never mind...think my body getting weaker as i get older....*sighz*

supposed to be working now...but damn sianz....was doing some stupid mundane things....but no choice...the dateline is end of this week....better do....if not...boss would jump!!! anyway...was feeling crazy today...dont ask me why....by the way...here's a question which someone asked me out of the blue.... "WHY DO MOTHS FLY WITH THEIR LEGS OPEN??" if there are any geniuses out there who happen to know the answer...please please please tell me...many thanks in advance... *smilez*

was in a crazy mood...today...ooh..i think i have mentioned this...but then again...was really feeling crazy....mmm...dont know why...just feel crazy...maybe i should have taken my medicine faithfully...but then again...if i'm not crazy...people will say i am angry....sighz...so difficult to please...did i mention that i was crazy today? oh..i think i did....ha ha ha ha....anyway...i think i am not the only one who is crazy....because i never thought i was crazy..but today..i told Princess Mel that i think i very exaggerating...which is quite true at times...but then i think it's my inborn capability....not sure in what ways it's an asset...but i truly appreciate my exaggerating skills...*hallelujah*

mmm....with regards to the moth question..i have the answer already....sighz.....it turned out to be a joke...am i stupid or is that person smart...i think many people would agree with the former...anyway..here's the moth's question and answer:

Qustion: Why do moths fly with their legs open?

Answer: Look at the size of moth balls!!

Get it? *laughs*

anyway....Princess Mel gave a better answer.....

Ms Mah: Ask you ahh...why do moths fly with their legs open?

Princess Mel: Do they?? haha I didnt even know that...hmmm...for balance?

Ms Mah: ha ha ha...no...

Princess Mel: any clue?

Ms Mah: Have you seen the size of a moth ball?

Princess Mel: Yeah..but the sizes vary mah...you mean to shit ah? ha ha ha ha...

was talking to Ian via MSN....was just telling him...suddenly i felt very very loved....i felt that my mummy really really loves me....dont ask me why i got this feeling..not that i think she doesn't love me in the past...but recently...i think she loves me the most...among her 3 kids...ha ha ha ha...i think she loves me more becuase i am really good....i dont talk back to her...i listen to her...i accompany her shopping...i will drive her around...i can cancel my friends' appointment for the family sake.....see....i am a good girl...i think horz...my husband and child will be very fortunate to have me as their wife and mummy....*smilez*

talking about husband and children...someone asked me..."When do you forsee yourself to be a mother?" mmm....do i look motherly? someone, whom i cannot remember commented that i remind them of a mother...but i dont really think so...i think Princess Mel will be a good mother....*grins* and many have commented that i look like a tai tai....ha ha...i totally agree....because equation goes like this..."tai tai = fat and happy = hannah wang" *grins* anyway...Ms Mah keep saying that i need a man...sighz...do i really look that desperate or behave that desperately? what can a man do for me??? even my boss told me getting a boyfriend HAS to be my new year resolution...actually at times...i do want a man beside me...a nice man..someone like tom cruise, tay ping hui or stephen chow....and with a 7 series BMW....*dreaming* but then...i guess...aiyah..dont know lah...see how things go.....*shrugs shoulders*

anyway....did i mention that i was a little crazy today? well....i went toilet with Ms Mah and Princess Mel...and while we were peeing....suddenly i gave out a loud fart....it was indeed a very very loud fart...and so, being the courteous me...i said :" sorry...my fart very loud horz" and then Ms Mah and Princess burst out laughing....actually to me...i didnt think it was that funny...but becuase they keep laughing..i started laughing..and it became a big joke....*laughs*

**NEWSFLASH**

Papa Carl is going to be a father soon!!!! according to reliable resources, Papa Carl has confirmed that he is going to have a baby in September 2005. Mama Emily has begun to feel the morning sickness and the doctor has confirmed that a baby is due in September 2005.

mmm...didnt know papa carl is so efficient....just attended his wedding on 12 December 2004....and he has a baby due in September 2005...but of course..this was done AFTER marriage....*grins* really happy for him....think shall visit him when he's baby is one month's old....so exciting horz....and also...papa carl has agreed to let me be the godsister of his first child..which means..papa carl is my godfather..and mama emily is my godmother.....*laughs* but then again...i think he doesnt really mean it right....i also dont know...but who cares....=P